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YesIWasJoking

33 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Swedish (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Portuguese (Okay)

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My self-summary
You'll never meet anyone like me.

I've traveled, and look forward to travelling a lot more. I enjoy finding new things, being outside (EVERYONE says this, don't they?), and I love good food.

I'm a very physical person, but I'm looking for someone who's not just pretty. Beauty's great, but let's face it, there are a lot of beautiful people in Vancouver, and they're not all interesting. So unless there's more to you than the ability to take a great selfie, we likely won't get along.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working in Vancouver, building my career and trying to become successful without being a douchebag.

I try to experience as much as I can and stay open to new ideas, and I'm always trying to learn new things, new skills, even if they're trivial.
I’m really good at
Fake accents, disagreeing, making up great analogies, agreeing, climbing things, kissing, describing drinks, and making people laugh once they finally realize I wasn't serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
Girls I date usually first notice that I'm holding a puppy with a bow around it's neck. That's because I always buy girls a puppy on our first date.

Sorry if you have allergies. This one's non-negotiable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Self Illusion, Everything Matters, Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Music: Sigur Rós, Tool, Red Sparowes, Russian Circles, Pendulum, Elysian, The Glitch Mob, Xavier Rudd, French Hip-hop, Kent, O Rappa, Biebs, God is an Astronaut.
Food: Chicken Wings, Avocado, Tom Yum, Pho, (almost) any Swedish Food, and pretty much any well-prepared vegetarian dish.
The six things I could never do without
-My guitar
-My bicycle
-My motorcycle
-My cat
-Good conversation
-Spicy food (You don't have to like it. You can watch)
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a long shower while listening to Sade and crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't care about hockey. At all.

I'm sorry. I tried. I just can't. It's not there for me. It's just a thing...

Also, I have a Blackberry.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You like ridiculously thick hair
-You have a good sense of humor.
-You don't use the word "weird" to describe everything you don't understand.