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Yes_I_Cuddle

27 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello there, welcome to my profile. Hope your human window-shopping experience is going swimmingly. Suppose I should begin by saying that I moved up to SF from LA four years back because, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. That might be the title of my autobiography.

Here are some random highlights:

The most abundant variety of items in my apartment are teas (21) hot sauces (11), musical instruments (10), and whiskeys (7).

I make it a policy to live life by the wisdom of Bill Murray and Dwight Schrute. Just a heads up that this is best understood when reading through a browser since you can click the hyperlinks.

Let's play a round of 2 truths and a lie: I once crashed the President's birthday party at the White House, another time I was almost accidentally killed by David Hasselhoff, and lastly I hold a couple of obscure but recognized Guinness World Records. It's kinda weird that two of these are true.

Do you ever find yourself in a supermarket wondering "Who actually buys a whole pineapple or coconut??" That would be me.

I've been trained to put the seat down. Chivalry isn't dead yet.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally speaking I'm working at an Auckland/Berkeley based VC funded startup. TL:DR version has to do with clouds, crowds, & PaaS. Sounds lame but I assure you it's actually very exciting, and also helping build a company from scratch and working with a bunch of Kiwis & Russians is quite the adventure.

I also occasionally consult a group of investors in deciding which companies to fund. Basically it's helping older rich people understand all this techie stuff. They're a fun bunch.

Outside of work I like to perform/write music, explore all of the craziness that is NorCal, sit in the sun and play boardgames, and see as many shows as possible. As far as exercise & sports goes, I much prefer to be outdoors rather than going to the gym. For the most part this is either tennis, basketball, kayaking, and/or hiking. There's a lot of amazing nature in these here parts, so why not take advantage of it?
I’m really good at
Cuddling... duh. I'm also good at playing covers of cheesy pop songs, explaining complex geopolitical issues, mixing cocktails, and being an unbeatable air hockey player.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Currently reading Cloud Atlas. Next is The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, I'm told it's a good one.

Also, I subscribe to Stratfor, read The Economist, and steal my roommates' issues of Monocle. Foreign policy is like crack to me, but I won't rant about it around you unless that's your jam as well.

Movies: Ones that are smart, ones that are really funny, or ones where a lot of stuff gets blown up.

TV: South Park, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny, House of Cards, Archer, LA Kings hockey.

Music: Yes please. Especially the types with real instruments.

Food: I'll try anything at least once, probably twice. Attempting to conquer the 7x7 100 this year. Now, about getting a table at State Bird Provisions...
The six things I could never do without
1. My guitar

2. The Internets

3. A good bottle of wine or scotch

4. Being in the sun

5. Passport

6. My family and goofy little siblings, most importantly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the hell did I end up with 21 different types of tea?

Creative ways to solve the problems in the world. Like for example, I have an idea on the whole Israeli-Palestinian conflict; the solution involves baseball, empanadas, & the Beatles. You'll just have to roll with me on this, it actually makes sense when explained in full.

Also, what is the next country I'm going to visit? Looks like it's going to be New Zealand, Argentina, or Costa Rica.
On a typical Friday night I am
First happy hour and ping pong at work, then out causing trouble or in experimenting in the kitchen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never had a Big Mac.

Also, this one time I hit a seagull. With my car. Spoiler alert: It was okay.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like telling stupid jokes or puns and have a great (terrible) one worth sharing.

You are the kind of person that will try the weirdest thing on the menu just for the experience.

You play tennis. I'm actually being serious here, I know of a seldomly used and easily accessible public court, and currently have no one to consistently play with on the weekends.

You're just as happy with dive bars and street tacos as with fine dining and cocktail lounges, depending on what the mood calls for.

More than anything else: You have a strong sense of passion and excitement for life, are open to adventures of all kinds spontaneous or planned, and are striving to accomplish something. Basically I don't want no scrub - or rather the female equivalent.

Bonus: You want a song written for/about you. Because why not, this could be a fun challenge.