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27 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:50am
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, and laughing about it
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Russian (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello there, welcome to my profile. Suppose I should begin by saying that I moved up to SF several years back from LA because, well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. I do stuff like that.

The most abundant variety of items in my apartment are teas (21) hot sauces (11), musical instruments (10), and whiskeys (7).

It's been mentioned I play the part of the "nice Jewish boy" quite well.

I've been trained to put the seat down. Chivalry isn't dead yet.

*Edit (3/16/14): It was brought up in discussion by an enterprising committee of friends that my profile apparently is too "okcupid-y". Make of that what you'd like, the reality is I try to live my life with a strong sense of passion and silliness in everything I do, be it travel, hobbies, business, or relationships. It can possibly be called a strong case of FOMO, but really it's more than that. I want to experience as much there is to life as possible, be successful in whatever I do, and be able to joke about everything and laugh all along the way.

I also try to be around people that have the same take on life. There are few things in this world I dislike more than being okay with mediocrity or just going through the motions day to day. It's more fun to be spontaneous and embrace the adventure. If this resonates with you, then we'll probably get along just fine. Real talk.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally speaking I'm working for an early stage tech startup doing BD, sales, marketing, & strategy. TL:DR version is we're building a crowd management platform that allows anyone around the world to work in our system and make some money. We're specifically trying to attract women and people with hardships in third world countries, they typically produce the best work. It's really much more exciting than climbing the corporate ladder.

I'm also trying to figure out how to start a business that would pay me to travel all over the world, it's a work in progress.

For fun I like to play/write music, explore all of SF's craziness, sit in the sun and play boardgames, and see as much live music as possible. Sports I most enjoy are tennis, basketball, boxing, kayaking, and lately darts (does that count as a sport?).

Also, for some shameless self-promotion, here is an obnoxiously cheesy song my friend and I put together for Valentines Day called Yucky Love Stuff. If you guess correctly what take number that was, you'll win a prize. Hint: it was definitely not number 1 or 2.
I’m really good at
Cuddling... duh. I'm also good at playing covers of cheesy pop songs, explaining complex geopolitical issues, mixing cocktails, and being an unbeatable air hockey player.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like the feel of turning pages versus a Kindle, and at the moment I'm reading Cloud Atlas. Next is The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, I'm told it's a good one.

Also, I subscribe to Stratfor, read The Economist, and browse through foreign policy journals.

Movies: Ones that are smart, ones that are really funny, or ones where a lot of stuff gets blown up.

TV: South Park, Game of Thrones, The League, The Daily Show, It's Always Sunny, House of Cards, Archer, LA Kings hockey.

Music: Current top Pandora stations: Sigur Ros, Ray Charles, Black Keys, This Will Destroy You, Bonobo, and Ben Sollee.

Food: I'll try anything at least once, maybe twice. Attempting to conquer the 7x7 100 this year. Now, about getting a table at State Bird Provisions...
The six things I could never do without
1. My guitar

2. The Internets

3. A good bottle of scotch

4. Being in the sun

5. Boxing gloves

6. Some cash I suppose
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The never-ending debate in the office is about how I should maintain my facial hair. To beard, or not to beard? THAT is the question. This has become an optional interview question when hiring new people.

How the hell did I end up with 21 different types of tea?

Also, what is the next country I'm going to visit? So far New Zealand is in the #1 spot.
On a typical Friday night I am
First happy hour and ping pong time at work, then out causing trouble or in cooking up a storm with my roommate.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like telling stupid jokes or puns and have a great (terrible) one worth sharing.

You have an opinion on the facial hair quandary. For science.

You are the kind of person that will try the weirdest thing on the menu just for the experience.

You are in the market for a tennis buddy. I'm actually being serious here, I know of a seldomly used and easily accessible public court.

You have a fun hobby that you need a partner for, or any of my hobbies appeal to you.

Bonus: You are studying to be a CMT and need someone to practice on. Because why not.