Here are some random highlights:
The most abundant variety of items in my apartment are teas (21) hot sauces (14), whiskeys (10), and musical instruments (8).
I make it a policy to live life by the wisdom of Bill Murray and Dwight Schrute. Just a heads up that this is best understood when reading through a browser since you can click the hyperlinks.
Let's play a round of 2 truths and a lie: I once crashed the President's birthday party at the White House, another time I was almost accidentally killed by David Hasselhoff, and lastly I hold a couple of obscure but recognized Guinness World Records. It's a bit weird that two of these are actually true.
Do you ever find yourself in a supermarket wondering "Who actually buys a whole pineapple or coconut??" That would be me.
I've been trained to put the seat down. Chivalry isn't dead yet.