Seeking a non-maniac for the foreseeable future!

I'm self employed. Which explains the majority of my day. I used to be an architect, but I found the corporate world to be stifling & BORING! Now I work with animals, and it's rewarding to be making myself rich instead of somebody else.. Well I'm not rich...yet. It's still cool to drive around Houston & think "Hey I designed that!"
I guess I should mention that I have & love tattoos. Most are covered by clothing, but I think it's a shame so that may change soon. If you think this means I'm a damaged person, or have daddy issues, I probably won't like you very much.
This is my second go at OKC...Last time I kinda lost faith in humanity. Let's try for more positive results this time, mkay?

I'm good at knowing songs/artists, making your pets like me better than you, crafty things (cooking, sewing, knitting, painting), making a to do list and completing at least half of it, taking naps, making people laugh, even better at making myself laugh.

I'm guessing my eyes. Then possibly my sparkling sense of humor.

I like books a lot, but have a strange habit of reading until the last 20 pages, then I put it down, never to finish.
Music, this list is going to be constantly evolving, but I guess for now my top 10. Die Antewoord, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, NIN, MSI, City Light, Toadies, Jack White, Garbage, Ghostland Observatory.
Movies, I love watching movies, even terrible ones! Mandatory viewing includes Goonies, Jurassic Park, Pans Labrynth, Jawbreaker, Saved!, The Exorcist etc. I love horror movies, but refuse (most of the time) to see them in theaters, because I cause a scene...

My dogs, my iphone, family/friends, music, movies, books.

Message me if you're a funny, intelligent, reasonably attractive and successful man. Please also be able to throw together entire sentences. Also, I can tell if you've copy/pasted a message to me. It's lame, stop it!
Please don't message me if your username is fucking stupid (daddy-long-dik). I show you to my friends & we laugh at you a lot.