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Yessirokay

25 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This site is like a cesspit of horrible and retarded people. For the most part I find that people like to label themselves as either "out going and fun" or "Laid back, relaxed, and chill". Throw in the occasional "420 friendly" or some other pot smoking reference and you've got at least 3/4 of this site. What most of the insipid idiots on here will fail to realize is that almost nothing of what they write will even remotely make them interesting. It usually just comes off as though they're still rocking all-season highschool and are looking to 'fit in' somewhere else.

I probably won't like you.

Oh, and about me? I'm a 20-something University student who's got a job. Fabulous.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Woah, man, like, what AREN'T I doing with my life? Everything is totally chill, man. Woah.

I'm doing what most people my age are doing: Avoiding the inevitable fact that we're only getting older, that death is one step closer to our door each morning, that our bodies will soon begin to give out on us and our old habits will no longer be viable. We will have to face the horrendous truth that our youth is gone and has more than likely been wasted on frivolous bullshit. Almost nothing we have done before 30 is of any consequence, and we've pissed away numerous opportunities to actually help ourselves out. Our lives, up until this point, have been a waste.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at ignoring shitty advice given by self righteous assholes who have had a 'spiritual enlightenment' of some sorts. Yeah, yeah, what ever.

On a slightly serious note, this box is a complete and utter exercise in narcissism and allowing one to lie to and about one's self in excess. "Oh, but I am soooooooo good at this!". On the other hand, you have the weirdo's who enjoy self flagellation at which point they sit here and just tell you how they're not very good at anything. Oh no, muffin. Let's all have a pity party for the low self esteem bitch with her tits hanging out in half her pictures. There, there, sweetie. I'm sure you're good at loads of things... Like swallowing a dick faster than a black hole swallows light.

I'm good at a bunch of shit. Message me if you want to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful eyes and how well my clothes accentuate my curvaceous body!

Well, that was a lie. It's actually either how much of an asshole I am, or that I'm loud. Or something. I don't know, what do you notice about me right off the bat?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Twilight, Divergent, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments Series, Helter Skelter, Rise and Fall Of The Third Reich. (If you didn't clue in that I was joking about Twilight, Divergent, and the Mortal Instrument series then I feel sad for you)

Wait, what? Yes, I like reading. No, I don't usually like shitty teen-themed bullshit novels. So sue me, I like substance. Not wastes of paper that make your prepubescent naughty dreams come to life so you can touch yourself.

Dead serious. Go look at the author of the Mortal Instruments series. She's a morbidly obese red-headed woman named Cassandra Clare. "Clairy" or whatever the character's name is, is her fucking dream diary "i wnt 2 b dis wen i growd up" book. It's frightening.

Authors:
-Hemingway
-Fitzgerald
-Tolkien
-George R. R. Martin
-Lewis
-Rothfuss
-Irving
(That's it off the top of my head)

As for TV, Music, and Movies? Almost anything if it's done well.

Oh, and I can't stand Dr. Who. It's a fucking horrible TV show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Electricity.
Gasoline.
Internet.
Running Water.
Toothpaste.
Soap.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time contemplating a definite sense of otherness.

That, and what the future may hold for me; how to deal with day to day occurrences; how I can go about achieving my goals; and how not to end up a complete waste of space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing something I find entertaining.

That, or sleeping. I work Saturday morning, so late-nights on Friday aren't really my thing. Damn that silly responsible streak!

Oh, shit... That's not what you wanted to hear? Hmmm... I'm out at the club, with my stripy buttoned up "I'm going to get laid" shirt on, trying to impress vapid sacks of shit girls who's purpose in life is "PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK ME" by spending a months rent on drinks in hopes of getting her number so she can further be a drain not only on society, but on me personally as well.

There, now didn't that make you want to talk to me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to anybody because I don't give a fuck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The urge overtakes you and you simply cannot shake the fact that a conversation with me would be the most tantalizing thing in your day.

Or if you feel like it, because I'll probably respond.