Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This site is like a cesspit of horrible and retarded people. For
the most part I find that people like to label themselves as either
"out going and fun" or "Laid back, relaxed, and chill". Throw in
the occasional "420 friendly" or some other pot smoking reference
and you've got at least 3/4 of this site. What most of the insipid
idiots on here will fail to realize is that almost nothing of what
they write will even remotely make them interesting. It usually
just comes off as though they're still rocking all-season
highschool and are looking to 'fit in' somewhere else.
I probably won't like you.
Oh, and about me? I'm a 20-something University student who's got a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Woah, man, like, what AREN'T I doing with my life? Everything is
totally chill, man. Woah.
I'm doing what most people my age are doing: Avoiding the
inevitable fact that we're only getting older, that death is one
step closer to our door each morning, that our bodies will soon
begin to give out on us and our old habits will no longer be
viable. We will have to face the horrendous truth that our youth is
gone and has more than likely been wasted on frivolous bullshit.
Almost nothing we have done before 30 is of any consequence, and
we've pissed away numerous opportunities to actually help ourselves
out. Our lives, up until this point, have been a waste.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at ignoring shitty advice given by self righteous
assholes who have had a 'spiritual enlightenment' of some sorts.
Yeah, yeah, what ever.
On a slightly serious note, this box is a complete and utter
exercise in narcissism and allowing one to lie to and about one's
self in excess. "Oh, but I am soooooooo good at this!". On the
other hand, you have the weirdo's who enjoy self flagellation at
which point they sit here and just tell you how they're not very
good at anything. Oh no, muffin. Let's all have a pity party for
the low self esteem bitch with her tits hanging out in half her
pictures. There, there, sweetie. I'm sure you're good at loads of
things... Like swallowing a dick faster than a black hole swallows
I'm good at a bunch of shit. Message me if you want to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My beautiful eyes and how well my clothes accentuate my curvaceous
Well, that was a lie. It's actually either how much of an asshole I
am, or that I'm loud. Or something. I don't know, what do you
notice about me right off the bat?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Twilight, Divergent, Hunger Games, Mortal Instruments Series,
Helter Skelter, Rise and Fall Of The Third Reich. (If you didn't
clue in that I was joking about Twilight, Divergent, and the Mortal
Instrument series then I feel sad for you)
Wait, what? Yes, I like reading. No, I don't usually like shitty
teen-themed bullshit novels. So sue me, I like substance. Not
wastes of paper that make your prepubescent naughty dreams come to
life so you can touch yourself.
Dead serious. Go look at the author of the Mortal Instruments
series. She's a morbidly obese red-headed woman named Cassandra
Clare. "Clairy" or whatever the character's name is, is her fucking
dream diary "i wnt 2 b dis wen i growd up" book. It's
-George R. R. Martin
(That's it off the top of my head)
As for TV, Music, and Movies? Almost anything if it's done
Oh, and I can't stand Dr. Who. It's a fucking horrible TV show.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time contemplating a definite sense of
That, and what the future may hold for me; how to deal with day to
day occurrences; how I can go about achieving my goals; and how not
to end up a complete waste of space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably doing something I find entertaining.
That, or sleeping. I work Saturday morning, so late-nights on
Friday aren't really my thing. Damn that silly responsible
Oh, shit... That's not what you wanted to hear? Hmmm... I'm out at
the club, with my stripy buttoned up "I'm going to get laid" shirt
on, trying to impress vapid sacks of shit girls who's purpose in
life is "PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK ME" by spending a months rent on
drinks in hopes of getting her number so she can further be a drain
not only on society, but on me personally as well.
There, now didn't that make you want to talk to me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk to anybody because I don't give a fuck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
The urge overtakes you and you simply cannot shake the fact that a
conversation with me would be the most tantalizing thing in your
Or if you feel like it, because I'll probably respond.
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