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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:33am
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
English (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello, my name is John. I spend a fair amount of time exercising. I was into the Insanity and P90X routines for a bit, but now I'm moving more outdoors. What I mean is, I really enjoy riding bicycles. Next-ish on my agenda? Get a better bicycle. I want to adventure out onto all of the great trails we've got around us.

I'm going to learn how to knit. I recently updated this self-summary, but I'm leaving this one in here. I really am going to do it. I mean it.

Oh, and one of my new favorite things is to find swell deals on, Groupon or Living Social for restaurants and bars I've never tried before. Well, and for places I have already tried before. $15 for $30 at The Hub? Yes, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got my B.S. in Computer Engineering from UF. I'm up for any type of outdoor activity. Heck, we live close to the water, so let's do something about that! St. Pete beach has a floating obstacle course about 30 yards into the ocean. Yes, I'm serious!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creating lists (see below)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look a bit like Michael Cera. I don't care; I embrace it!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Oryx and Crake, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, American Gods, The Walking Dead, Ishmael, My Ishmael, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Ender's Game, Diet for a New America, 1984, On the Beach, House of Leaves, The Areas of My Expertise, Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Mother Night, Player Piano, Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House, On the Road, Blood Meridian, Jesus' Son, Steppenwolf, The Sorrows of Young Werther, Oryx and Crake, Principia Discordia, The Myth of Sisyphus, The Tao of Pooh and The Te of Piglet

Music: Kevin Devine, Taylor Swift, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, David Bazan, The Weakerthans, Manchester Orchestra, Freezepop, Girl Talk, Noah and the Whale, Windmill, Suburban Kids with Biblical Names, Jens Lekman, Stellastarr*, Animal Collective, Elliot Smith, Wolf Parade, Neko Case, Neutral Milk Hotel, MC Chris, The Magnetic Fields, The Mountain Goats, Parenthetical Girls, The Faint, Flight of the Conchords, Prince, Neil Young, Queen, Modest Mouse, Pulp, Bright Eyes, Weezer, Creation is Crucifixion

Food: Oh dear, I doubt that I'd ever finish a list of this scope. I did get hungry thinking about it, however.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vonnegut novels, jeans that fit well, soy (unfortunate, but true), sarcastic jerks on the Internet, The Huffington Post, the courageous Winnie the Pooh
7. Brian Williams -
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The unbearable lightness of being. That's a fib. I've never even read the thing.

Johnny Depp turned 50 today. Not looking so old now, huh. Ladies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Line dancing to electronic dance music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really come from outer space... It's a condition of mental divergence. I find myself on the planet Ogo, part of an intellectual elite, preparing to subjugate the barbarian hordes on Pluto. But even though this is a totally convincing reality for me in every way, nevertheless Ogo is actually a construct of my psyche. I am mentally divergent, in that I am escaping certain unnamed realities that plague my life here. When I stop going there, I will be well. Are you also divergent, friend?
You should message me if
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You've read this far, why stop?

If you like to exercise. I don't really mind what it is, but it should be bicycling. Just joshing, I'm game to try most anything.

Also, including a favorite quote of yours would be nice too. I'll go first:

"The three of us awakened enough to realize that there was humor in our situation, that we had reacted in amusingly human ways to a situation that seemed mortal but wasn't. And, to demonstrate my mastery over my illusory fate, I turned the radio off."
-Cat's Cradle