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39 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–60
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 20
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Trying to quit
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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RIGHT NOW - December 2014

I'm listening to an Audio Drama, or maybe the Blade Runner soundtrack...

Or perhaps I'm reading Lord Dunsany, Charles Dickens, Robert E Howard, Donald Westlake, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Michel Faber, John Crowley, or Dr Who...

I might be watching an old B&W movie, Supernatural, MST3k, or some sort of obsure British mini series.

I could be cleaning and dancing and singing my heart out.

Or I'm at the coffee shop chatting with friends and acquaintances.

I might be at the bar drinking moderately, dancing, and laughing my ass off.

I might be crafting.

And I'm spending way too much & never enough time culling samples for my next audio project, when I'm not re-drafting a comic book script, planning my next trip, or organizing the next Subgenius Devival.

& smoking a bowl.

If I'm not in transit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh & smile.
Having a worthwhile & intelligent conversation.
Therapeutic massage. (Notice the word "therapeutic", NOT "sensual" aka skeezy. We've all met that guy, he's creepy)
Answering questions about...Movies, Books, Sex, Religion, Music, and all sorts of other random topics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My Demeanor
I'm Skinny
My Eyes's more about what they don't notice at first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some things I like : Alan Moore, Anime, Archer, B&W movies, Biking, Board Games, Bongwater, Books, Cartoons, Cleaning, Cloudbursting, Coffee, Comics, Cuddling, Dickens, Doctor Who, Douglas Adams, Erotica, Fireworks, Kiyoshi Kurosawa, Learning, Long Conversations, Long Walks, Lovecraft, Museums, Musicals, Mysteries, Negativland, Nerds, Reading, Red Curry, Robert E Howard, Classic Romance Comics, Silliness, Singing, Supernatural, Swimming, Twin Peaks, Wine, Weed, Writing, Xiu Xiu
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
water, food, toilet-paper, something to read, a breathable atmosphere, & _______(?)

I can't believe how many people take toilet-paper for granted.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There's nothing typical about a Friday night with me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Ask me a good question!

I mean it. I really like questions. Ask me ANY thing!! Crazy questions of all sorts are always welcomed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are alive and reading this right now. wanna smoke a bowl. hate reality TV. are ready to embrace happiness. wanna meet up sometime soon. are fun.
Seriously, stop wasting your time & just MESSAGE ME NOW! I'd love to hear from you!

PS - Please do not ask me what i do for a living. I will gladly tell you on the SECOND date or when i feel comfortable with that. :D

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