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Yitzhakofeir

27 M Dallas, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly kosher
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Arabic (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Greek (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm currently rewriting this section... Expect lot's of sarcasm after I'm through/actually begin

To tell about me though. I've lived in a few countries in my time. Here, Australia, and Israel. I've loved them all in a way. Hopefully I'll get to move around some more in my time.

I'm a language and history nut, and I will go on and on about both topics if not stopped. And like with werewolves, a silver bullet may at times be necessary.

I'm also that guy in every group of friends that is always up for anything. Due to this I've a lot of stories, many of them bizarre.

Πω πω, θα είναι εγγράμματοι.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I do a lot of things. But for the sake of science let us term these things as "Stuff". I enjoy doing stuff.

I'm raising a turtle. She is round and thus good.

For a living I'm a barista/bartender at a bookstore over in Bishop Arts. It pays the bills. It's actually pretty awesome

I've recently started making Bows and Arrows to sell down at Renfaires. I go to two a year, and have worked various staff jobs at them (Maintenance guy, bartender, etc) but this will be my first year vending and that makes me excited. I put this here to let you know exactly how nerdy I can be.

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Conversation, driving, smoking, breathing, etc. A lot of common things. This makes me a well rounded individual.

But seriously. I'm a pretty decent writer (as long as I'm not writing about myself.), and I'm a great story teller. I also like to think I can dance, but I might be wrong.

الأنشطة، مرة أخرى.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I'm unusually loud and extroverted.

O xôres.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favourite book.. That one is pretty much impossible to answer. I will say this, books make up atleast two thirds of things I own. I read a lot. But to throw random stuff out there. Dune, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, The Innocents Abroad. Really anything written by Chabon, Herbert, or Twain is pure fucking gold.

Favourite films: The Forbidden Zone, Shock Treatment, Titus, Crna mačka beli mačor, Wild Zero, Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

Favourite shows: Nova, Frontline, Dr. Who, Archer, and I got Game of Thrones a few weeks ago to see what all the hype was about.

Favourite music: Here's my Last.fm account. But to wit; Geoff Berner, Whale, Peaches, Sneaker Pimps, Man Man, El-Creepo, The Bastard Fairies, Charming Hostess, Dufus, Mother Mother, The Left Rights... etc

Favourite Food: Food that fits in my mouth. Especially if aforementioned conveniently sized food is Greek or Arab cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Weird people & weird places; they keep the world interesting.

2. Books. I'm an avid reader, and a great book always trumps tele or films.

3. Reddit... I'll be honest

4. Travel. I love, love, love getting out and exploring. I am always down for at least a road-trip.

5. Bars & Cafés. Both places are great for meeting new people, and I love meeting new people.

6. My friends. Without those bastards everything else would be one dull slog, really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eh... Lots of things, it's a rather odd mix up there... Typically History, Politics, Religions, Feminism, etc... Although when I'm really groggy in the morning my brain will question such things as the existence of Swedish people (Perhaps they're failed Norwegians?).

Also, I spend a lot of time researching very very obscure things, like Black Popes, the Isiac Stone, and the source material used by Conspiracy theorists. (You run into a lot of weird, insipid, and yet hilarious things that way)

.השודים. מזון. נשים. איפה הבשר
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out with friends. Usually at a party, or a bar. Sometimes I go clubbing, but that's rare.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cried when Chris Farley died

I really have nothing that I hold as "private" though. Seriously, I dare someone to find a question I won't answer openly and honestly.

And that language listed as "other" in languages I speak is Romany.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've ever eaten an elephant or danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. Also, if you died in an interesting way I would like to hear about it from you, as you are a first hand source...
Or if you know who J. R. "Bob" Dobbs is.
Or if you just plain want to. Whatever.
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