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My self-summary
My name's David. I like my tea strong, my food spicy, and my dogs pugly.

When I was ten, I collected spoons. Today, I collect friendship.

I'm incredibly well caffeinated, but only rarely well dressed.
What I’m doing with my life
I have 1 more year at UPenn; I went for a double degree and ended up with 5 years. Oops.

Outside of school, I was trying to start a toy company but instead we're making in-microwave clothing steamers. Terrible to wearable in 5 minutes! We're tackling the really important problems in life.

I recently started drinking soylent. I'm living in the flavorless future I guess. Totally recommend it.
I’m really good at
Using hashtags.
Not sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Yo, sick face bro."
"Are you looking at my facebook?"
"You're not really going to eat that by yourself are you?"
The six things I could never do without
-Coffee + tea
- Work work work. Busy busy busy.
-Alexa: my Amazon Echo and secret lover
-Cheap wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gender equity in the toy world. Toys are so incredibly gendered, but it's so hard to figure out where to fix it. Do we blame retail for the way they break down aisles and advertise? Should toy companies go against the market research that gendered toys sell better? Is it tv and movie producers who should be providing better and more equitable content? How much are parents forcing gender roles on their kids?

Personally I tend to blame movie producers for the lack of high quality female archetypes in children's film, which leads to a lack of strong (or even smart really) female characters in toys and also weaker toy categories for girls. Like look at roleplay! Girls are vets, nurses, and princesses, but guys are knights, ninjas, firemen, police, doctors, astronauts, magicians, pirates, and a ton of other stuff. I think if we had more female characters in children's film, it'd be different. A good girl led racecar movie or pirate movie would be awesome (and probs super profitable).
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting all sorts of sloppy, eating too many chicken mcnuggets, and crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I giggle like a schoolgirl, and not the sexy kind.
I have little baby hands.
I lied in my details section. Believe it or not, I'm not 7`10".
You should message me if
You're one of those people who thinks they know what they're doing with their life - especially if it's something weird.

You're a brunch person.

You're weird in the good way, but not in the bad way.

You want to exchange bad jokes.