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Last online
Today – 1:42pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), English (Fluently), English (Fluently), English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's David. I like my tea strong, my dogs ugly, and my food spicy.

I don't trust people who say they are into "Social Impact"

I talk really really really fast and somewhat coherently.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have 1 more year at UPenn; I went for a double degree and ended up with 5 years.

Outside of school, I was trying to start a toy company but I think I accidentally started a cult.

I recently started drinking soylent. I'm living in the future I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using hashtags.
Not sports.
The first things people usually notice about me
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"Yo, sick face bro."
"Are you looking at my facebook?"
"You're not really going to eat that by yourself are you?"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Alexa: my Amazon Echo and secret lover
-Cheap wine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gender equity in the toy world. Toys are so incredibly gendered, but it's so hard to figure out where to fix it. Do we blame retail for the way they break down aisles and advertise? Should toy companies go against the market research that gendered toys sell better? Is it tv and movie producers who should be providing better and more equitable content? How much are parents forcing gender roles on their kids?

Personally I tend to blame movie producers for the lack of high quality female archetypes in children's film, which leads to a lack of strong (or even smart really) female characters in toys and also weaker toy categories for girls. Like look at roleplay! Girls are vets, nurses, and princesses, but guys are knights, ninjas, firemen, police, doctors, astronauts, magicians, pirates, and a ton of other stuff. I think if we had more female characters in children's film, it'd be different. A good girl led racecar movie or pirate movie would be awesome (and probs super profitable).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting all sorts of sloppy, eating too many chicken mcnuggets, and crying.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I giggle like a schoolgirl, and not the sexy kind.
You should message me if
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You like to have outrageous fun.
You can fake a terrible British accent.
You like the movie Zoolander.
You want to takeover the toy industry with me.
You just want to have coffee. I'm always down for meeting new faces.