Lets see, I hate summaries. But I've noticed that a lot of people start off summaries saying that. I'd like to say I'm unique but I guess that I've just proved I'm not. 34 words so far and not one enlightening thing about my personality, I think I'm doing quite well (51 words now, isn't that little counter thing brilliant!).

Okay, first thing: My name is Caitlyn. :)

Enlightening things about me? Erm, hmm...

Let's start with the negatives: I'm obsessive, I'm narcisstic, I'm not empathetic, I'm mostly tactless and if I don't respond to your messages the first time it's VERY probable that it's because I don't find you interesting. I'm kinda a bitch in that way. If you intrigue me I'll respond, although to be honest, I do lose interest easily. Good way to keep me talking: Talk about movies! Or superheroes. Zombies are also a good topic of conversation.

Positives: I'm usually in a good mood, I've got great self-esteem, and I'm smart (Okay, so I'm not Spock...but I'm not a dumbass) And another positive is, far from being the type of girl who will drag you to a romantic comedy, I'm the girl who will drag you to a horror/superhero/sci-fi film.

Also, I tend to have an extreme love for movies, in case you hadn't picked up on that fairly obvious character trait.

Whiling away my best years I suppose.

The only real talent I can claim are the artistic kinds. and even that's only kinda good (not good enough to make a career out of it). Same with writing, I'm okay, but not JK Rowling (yes, I do hold her to be the pinnacle of writing talent...I'm a geek, judge me not)

Anyhow there's this thing called Deviant Art, at which you will find some of my above average but below amazing artwork and poetry:
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God, I don't know that! I'm not other people am I?

If I had to make a supposition, I guess you'd first notice me as the girl who is dancing (badly) when there is no music. That sort of thing tends to draw attention.

Or possibly you noticed me because I was having a heated argument about nothing in particular (Kirk VS Picard) (Kirk Owns All)

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Ah, well isn't this a long category for someone like me:

Books: The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings--ish, If Chins Could Kill, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Harry Potter, X-Men, Deadpool, Tamora Pierce, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Dreamcatcher, It, The Stand. Douglas Adams

Movies: An ungodly amount, well, let's get started:

I LOVE horror movies. Give me some guts and blood splattering the screen and I'm a happy girl. Favourites: The Evil Dead, The Exorcist, Scream, The Frighteners, Re-Animator, Aliens, The Changeling, Dead Alive, An American Werewolf in London, A Tale of Two Sisters, The Vanishing (original), Wicker Man (original, RIP Edward Woodward).

Favourites from all other categories: Lord of the Rings, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Star Wars, The Godfather, Serenity, Reservoir Dogs, The Professional, Singin' In the Rain, Monty Python anything, Kevin Smith in general, Almost Famous, Die Hard, Pans Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Moulin Rouge! (I am still a girl after all), Star Trek (Khan, 2009, Voyage Home)

My Recent Favourites: This year-- Inglourious Basterds, Star Trek, Zombieland, District 9, Watchmen, Drag Me to Hell, (500) Days of Summer. Last Year -- Slumdog Millionaire, In Bruges, Iron Man, The Dark Knight

TV, also a vital part of my life, short listed!: Joss Whedon--is my master, Star Trek OS, Primeval, Dead Like Me, The X-Files, How I Met Your Mother, Doctor Who, Spaced, Stargate SG-1, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Star Trek TNG

Misc:

Dr. Horribles Sing Along Blog - text
A Very Potter Musical - text
Me and My Dick - text
Also, just don't mention the word "Firefly" to me...it hurts too much.

Music: Classic Rock let's leave it at that...

Food: Bird Food. Big veggie fan. Love sunflower seeds and pistachios (I would say "I love nuts" but that seems to have bad connotations)

Let's say that air/food/water are taken care of eh?

1. Movies :)
2. Drawing supplies
3. Occasional human contact...occasional.
4. Pepsi
5. Internet...I'd go crazy not being able to look up things like "hey, I know that actor from something?"

...Yeah, that's all I got.

Movies sadly.

Waiting for our zombie/alien overlords to finally get here. I'm not getting any younger.

Sleeping, or typing to you fine people. What, me? go out? HA!

I'm ADHD...Extremely ADHD.

I have no plans in life.

I bite my nails.

I can't sing, but I sure do try.

I don't understand the meaning of tact

I'm far more narcissistic than I have any right to be. Since clearly I'm perfect despite my many flaws.

I'm incredibly apathetic

Yeah, I've got pre-requisites and if you don't fit them just don't bother messaging me:

1. Must love movies...I'm not talking "Sure I love movies...let's go to the theatre and make out" because that's not happening, I go to the movies to watch the damn movie (and if you text while at the theatre, not only are you not invited to message me, but also are a plague on the face of this Earth and will be going to the special hell) and that also doesn't mean "i luv movies, Transformers is teh best movie eva!", if you can't name a movie you like from before this millennium just get off my damn page.

2. Honestly, although this isn't a must, it really would bug me greatly if you're a staunch conservative or religious nut. Mostly because it might be a deal breaker that I think you're insane.

3. I hate Twilight. If you like it just retire to a cave somewhere and spend the rest of your life wanking to a picture of Edward, you're not going to find what you're looking for on this site...if you get over this stupid phase you may come out and become a useful (and not nauseating) member of society once more.