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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:29pm
Hispanic / Latin, Other
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity but it’s not important
Two-year college
Has kid(s)
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a very analytical person, which can get on some peoples nerves. I am also very sarcastic, so if you are too sensitive we probably should not hang out ... or talk even.

Hmmmm, guess i should put in here, if you don't play video games or hate them, then maybe it'd be best if we didn't talk, they aren't my life but they are my main source of entertainment as i don't get to go out much with 3 kids.

When I do get that rare opportunity to go out I enjoy going out with friends to grab something to eat, or go to one of their social outtings (parties/bars).

The zombie apocalypse will happen, the question is are you ready for it?

ninjas > pirates, no question about it.

Twilight is not about vampires, vampires suck blood, not dick.

The world is often dark, it worthwhile to take the time to enjoy the beauty it offers before there is no light to see it.

I like things that are sharp, shiny, and pointy. not in that order at all... ok maybe in that order .... well maybe pointy before shiny ... you know what, in that order. yes lets go with that order.

honestly if you've read a few of these and didn't laugh you might want to find a sense of humor or borrow it from someone becuase I mean the sharp/pointy/shiny thing shouldn't have been offensive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being socially awkward, or really freaking hilarious ... never can get in the middle of those two.

Numbers, I like numbers.

Being a creeper, ok I'm not really a creeper, but I play one on TV.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't because I am a ninja! I really wish I could say, but I am normally very low key.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Van Wilder, Forgetting Sara Marshal, Waiting, Law Abiding Citizen, ... know what I like action and comedy movies.

Shows: Bones, House, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Phil, etc.

Music: I listen to just about everything, really depends on what I am in the mood to listen to.

Food: good food.

Games: World of Warcraft, Day of Defeat, Left 4 Dead 2, Borderlands, Portal, Star Craft II, League of Legends, Guitar Hero... and a few others, but these are at the top of the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cell phone
my Ka-Bar
my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, or how to solve some sort of problem. sometimes how to solve future problems, or about problems with the future, or ... wait I think I used up all the combinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well that depends on what your definition of "a" is.

Yes I just Clintoned you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mind is always in the gutter.
You should message me if
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You are interested in getting to know me better. I don't bite ... unless you want me to ...


you play world of warcraft, always nice to have more friends in WoW now that we can, goup up cross realm. Or League of Legends as that has become a new crack to sate my boredom.


you want a new friend, could always use a new friend, i mean who couldn't use a new friend


if you want to discuss non-sense, which is really what most of the worlds "problems" boil down to.

if you've made it this far through all of the or's you might as well at least say hi, otherwise what did you do for the p profile.ast few "minuets/seconds/hours" looking over this