Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a very analytical person, which can get on some peoples
nerves. I am also very sarcastic, so if you are too sensitive we
probably should not hang out ... or talk even.
Hmmmm, guess i should put in here, if you don't play video games or
hate them, then maybe it'd be best if we didn't talk, they aren't
my life but they are my main source of entertainment as i don't get
to go out much with 3 kids.
When I do get that rare opportunity to go out I enjoy going out
with friends to grab something to eat, or go to one of their social
The zombie apocalypse will happen, the question is are you ready
ninjas > pirates, no question about it.
Twilight is not about vampires, vampires suck blood, not
The world is often dark, it worthwhile to take the time to enjoy
the beauty it offers before there is no light to see it.
I like things that are sharp, shiny, and pointy. not in that order
at all... ok maybe in that order .... well maybe pointy before
shiny ... you know what, in that order. yes lets go with that
honestly if you've read a few of these and didn't laugh you might
want to find a sense of humor or borrow it from someone becuase I
mean the sharp/pointy/shiny thing shouldn't have been offensive.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being socially awkward, or really freaking hilarious ... never can
get in the middle of those two.
Numbers, I like numbers.
Being a creeper, ok I'm not really a creeper, but I play one on TV.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't because I am a ninja! I really wish I could say, but I
am normally very low key.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Van Wilder, Forgetting Sara Marshal, Waiting, Law Abiding
Citizen, ... know what I like action and comedy movies.
Shows: Bones, House, Family Guy, South Park, Simpsons, It's Always
Sunny in Phil, etc.
Music: I listen to just about everything, really depends on what I
am in the mood to listen to.
Food: good food.
Games: World of Warcraft, Day of Defeat, Left 4 Dead 2,
Borderlands, Portal, Star Craft II, League of Legends, Guitar
Hero... and a few others, but these are at the top of the list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, or how to solve some sort of problem. sometimes how to
solve future problems, or about problems with the future, or ...
wait I think I used up all the combinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well that depends on what your definition of "a" is.
Yes I just Clintoned you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My mind is always in the gutter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are interested in getting to know me better. I don't bite ...
unless you want me to ...
you play world of warcraft, always nice to have more friends in WoW
now that we can, goup up cross realm. Or League of Legends as that
has become a new crack to sate my boredom.
you want a new friend, could always use a new friend, i mean who
couldn't use a new friend
if you want to discuss non-sense, which is really what most of the
worlds "problems" boil down to.
if you've made it this far through all of the or's you might as
well at least say hi, otherwise what did you do for the p
profile.ast few "minuets/seconds/hours" looking over this
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