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Yorchie

24 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:19pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like any other good looking and charming guy, I'm trying to make my twenties as memorable as possible. Life is an adventure and adventures are always more fun when you have a partner in crime along for the ride. Or at least someone who laughs at silly jokes and loves a good dance while enjoying a great drink.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at Lagunitas Brewery in their taproom. It's an amazing job with great people and fantastic benefits. Not to mention all the free beer.

In my free time I'm a magician and specialize (for now) in card magic. It's an incredibly fun and satisfying way to see amaze and entertain people. There's a certain joy in blowing people's minds.

When I'm not working/practicing magic, I'm probably at at the gym, running, or more than likely at a new bar/restaurant. What better way to bond with people than to get drunk together?

An obligatory mention of my love of comics and related media is in order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy
Dancing
Calculus
Super Mario World
Cooking
Lying about what I'm good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm more than likely the loudest person in the room. And the most charming.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I finished Rant by Chuck Palahniuk recently and it was god damn amazing. But I don't read as often as I should so feel free to recommend a book.

I'm a little schizophrenic when it comes to music but I love anything that gets me dancing/jumping/headbanging. I've been on a big Crystal Castles binge. New wave gets a mention too.

Archer, True Detective, and Entourage are currently my three favorite shows.

Honestly, just ask because these lists can get quite long and I'm too lazy to type.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A car
A pocket knife or multitool. (Much more useful than you'd think.)
Mexican food
Good tunes
A deck of cards
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I need to do to lead the life I want.
Who the hell broke into my truck and stole my damn radio.
If there's more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and/or getting into various (mis)adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will sing along to Nsync and Backstreet Boys anytime I hear one of their songs.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think the girl taking the initiative is sexy, And if you can tell me a good joke I guarantee we'll get along.

Anyone looking for a running/gym buddy, give me a holler.

Having been catfished twice on here, I only ask that you be honest.

Also, if you don't like this we can't be friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rey_FNWQx-8