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Yorchie

24 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Like a lot of people . I'm a FOMO afflicted twentysomething that wants to meet everybody. If i had spirit animal, it'd be a dog chasing cars.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell delicious beer and I'm a talented magician. Guess which one people think is cooler.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lying about what I'm good at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too much. I'll go from System of a Down to Tears for Fears to Crystal Castles. Phantogram gets a shout out,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A car
A pocket knife or multitool. (Much more useful than you'd think.)
Mexican food
Good tunes
A deck of cards
Good conversation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd wish for if I had a genie. Pretty sure I'd ask for three more genies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and/or getting into various (mis)adventures.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think the girl taking the initiative is sexy, And if you can tell me a good joke I guarantee we'll get along.

Having been catfished twice on here, I only ask that you be honest.

Also, if you don't like this we can't be friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rey_FNWQx-8