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Yorditop

29 Paris, France Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Some people say i am a dreamer who likes to make people dream more, some people say i am just crazy. I think i am both. As a dreamer, I have a (too) big imagination and that's why i tend to be a bit crazy. Crazy but above all harmsless, but crazy, but harmless. Maybe i crossed the borders of neverland but let a part of my soul back there. Or someone just put a piece of shrapnel trash in my brain.

Je suis français et j'apprécie beaucoup cette langue comme ne l'indique pas du tout ma fiche. J'ai vendu mon âme à Shakespeare le temps d'une fiche histoire de capter l'amour universel du monde.
Ou alors je me la pète parce que parler anglais c est trop swag.
A vous de voir.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For now , i work as PR for a travel agency, but i used to work as a journalist for newspapers until ...well you know, unemployment, economic crisis, alien invasion and My Little Pony.
But yeah PR is fine actually.

PR veut dire Public Relations ou Porto Rico.
Je vous laisse deviner le sens usité dans le cas présent.
Bonne lecture.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
First and foremost, the thing i like the most is writing. That's why i became a journalist. I write short novels, poems, song and also well essays for stand up comedy.
I take classes in comedy club, and i act in a theatre club too and that's really a passion for me.
I can make mexican food and dip my entire body naked in guacamole. It's call the Yorditop Wrap. And it's fun. i Guess

Vu la saison, je peux aussi dormir nu dans une crêpe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My good mood, my smile maybe the way i dance too , because i have a doppelganger in my butt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books : André Malraux, Yukio Mishima, Milan Kundera, Gogol
Movies : Takashi Miike's movies, West Side Story, Shame
Music : too much music but i love Musical, Gothic Rock, Post Rock, Japanese Rock, Trip hop, Hip hop, Reggaeton, Electronic and artiSt like Voltaire, Emile Autumn, Malice Mizer, Godspeed you black emperor, Puppetmastaz or Don Omar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Love
Friends
Family
Dreams
Lightsaber
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Creation
Just the way everyone can think and throw ideas , express it and turn it into something totally new and unique.

Love, because LOVE is true beauty, and as Mishima said : True beauty is something that attacks, overpowers, robs, and finally destroys."

And i really like studying about religions but explaining why might be too long for now.

And one question : Ghost Pirates. Are they dead pirates haunting the world? or are they regular ghosts that went into Piracy during their afterlife?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Party with friends, drinking , chatting and dancing. I love chatting with my friends and creating crazy stories.

However, some friday nights are booked for my rehearsals.
Also sometimes i talk with my coffee cup called John Patrick.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well i must admit i love David Hasselhoff
You should message me if
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you're bored or want to be surprised...
you laughed at least once while reading my profile
you are a robot