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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:19pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and it’s important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I spent most of my career working for ad agencies (bonus points if you can name an ad agency without Googling it). After grad school, I started working for an online startup. When I'm not working, I enjoy exploring the city, watching football (Go Giants!), and cooking/eating (impossible to separate the two). I am a gadget-guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Digital marketing consultant by day and rescuing puppies from burning buildings by night.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Finding the humor in any situation
- Cooking
- Useless trivia
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is he wearing slippers?!?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies - Toy Story (best buddy movie ever), anything animated especially Pixar films, King Kong (the original '33 version and the '05 with Jack Black), Rollerball (the original with James Caan).
music - punk, old school rap, pop
food - I love food and eat everything. Well that's not entirely true, I do have a longstanding grudge with asparagus
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
smart phone - Android not iPhone
tech toys/gadgets
good beer (yes, I'm a beer snob)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does the guy with the "Hoosier Daddy" username actually get dates?
Do 2nd generation clowns ever think "geez I've got some big shoes to fill" when they enter the family business?
I'd like to get a cat and name him Meow Zedong just for the joke.
My ex told me that she loved my monster cock, it took me over a week to realize that she was talking about my pet zombie rooster.
Do mimes make good silent partners?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's my MMORPG style? It's like the Greek economy, tanking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I see bride/bridesmaid pics as profile pic I think, boy that marriage didn't last long.
You should message me if
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You shouldn't message me if you're looking for somebody with a sense of humor. I'm not funny, painfully unfunny, accountant funny. I was funny once, back in 1997, by accident. It wasn't a joke, more of a malapropism. That's the last time I use a thescelosaurus to sound to smart.

Okay, just message me if you are smart, funny, and love to eat. Dog lovers/owners preferred, when you date me you also date my puppy.