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Yossarian_Black

20 F Brea, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–43
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:46pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello lovely people! The name is Jackal.

Please read my profile before you message me, especially my 'Message me if' section! I will sum up a few points here:
-Only local people.
-No males under 25 unless you're strictly looking for friendship.
-Use good grammar and punctuation.
-Show respect/ exhibit good manners.
-Have something interesting/original to say (I am looking for REAL conversation!)
Thank you! ^_^

First of all, I am very involved in the BDSM community. I am owned and collared by my Master and I wear that collar with pride. I am completely devoted to my Master and will never serve anyone but Him (however, this is not a romantic relationship). Note: I am only submissive to my Master. Otherwise, my personality *tends* to run more dominant.

I am a Domme myself. I'm only including this for informational purposes- I am NOT currently looking for more submissives or slaves. I'm not going to make any exceptions, so please don't ask.

I am otherkin, meaning that I identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. I am also a multiple, meaning that there is more than one soul in this body. After almost a decade of research and analysis, I have concluded that these are spiritual conditions rather than mental disorders (and being a psych major, I feel that I know a thing or two lol).

I'm a Kemetic polytheist (I work with the Gods and Goddesses of the Egyptian pantheon) and have been practicing witchcraft for almost a decade now. I also follow many of the teachings found within Zen Buddhism.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. And yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I have a side practice of doing tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage. I'm also working on speaking German better. I'm okay at this point, but I could use some improvement. I'd love a buddy to practice with (in person).

As well, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am also learning sign language.

I'm an INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models.

I love piercings and tattoos. I have many and plan on getting more.

I am a hardcore rivethead- I'm into the industrial music scene and subculture. I am highly individualistic and fiercely independent. I do not respond well to the concept of conformity. I am unapologetically me. Leave your expectations at the door; I don't abide by the social contract.

I am polyamorous- I have relationships with more than one person at a time. I feel that I cannot (and should not have to) force myself to limit my love to one person. Actually, I think that if we all could love more freely, the world would be a much better place.

I am sleeping with someone currently. If you have a problem with this, I suggest you move on to the next profile. I don't ditch people because I'm told to, and just because we're not dating doesn't mean I'm not loyal.

It's worth mentioning that I smoke medical marijuana to help alleviate my chronic pain.

If you've managed to read this far, I would like to commend you for your patience and apologize for the eye cancer that has now most likely metastasized to your brain due to your staring at your monitor for so long.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Quick advertisement: I'm selling my Warlock guitar. I need money to pay for the books required for this semester. I'm asking for $350 for the guitar, amp, and accessories (cords, strap, picks, case, etc). The guitar is in perfect condition and the VOX amp is powerful. I'm selling much cheaper than I got it- I really need the money. I am unable to accept checks at this time, so the form of payment needs to be cash. Pictures can be found in the 'Stuff I'm Selling' album of my photos. Message me if you are interested!

While I am in school majoring in psychology, I have several additional practices.

I own and operate my own business, Sacred Fusion Designs, where I produce hand made bone necklaces. You can message me here or order via my website at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those listed above, one service I provide is writing your essay or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done for you. I can write the entire paper, or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable.

I am an industrial vocalist. I have also been classically trained on flute. I have both recorded professionally and performed live and am looking to expand my vocal experience. As well, I am a writer. If you need a singer/screamer/lyricist, send me a message and we'll work out the details!

In addition to ALL THAT, I am looking for a part time job as a mechanic (preferably a paid apprenticeship). If you happen to know of anywhere local that's looking, PLEASE message me! I'd really appreciate the help :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
BDSM, electro play, making bone jewelry, tarot card readings, writing, poetry, debating, picking up languages, airsofting, playing music, industrial singing/screaming, automechanics, yelling at people for littering, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my piercings, heavy eye makeup, or violently colored hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books (Nonfiction):
The God Delusion
Atheist Manifesto
The Atheist's Guide to Reality
Hardcore Zen
48 Laws of Power
A Field Guide to Otherkin

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House
Dragons: Riders of Berk

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
Nemo (Nightwish)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)
Radius 17 M (Massiv in Mensch)
Standing (VNV Nation)
The Dark Half (Aesthetic Perfection)
Call the Ships to Port (Covenant)
Der Maschinist (Orange Sector)
Live With Myself (C/A/T)

Food:
Meat
Bread
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking strictly in terms of material belongings, they would be:
My BDSM equipment
My taxidermy supplies
My library
My tarot deck
My dremel
My favorite pendant

Non-materialistically speaking (no particular order):
My best friend/lover
My BDSM family
My bio family
My friends
Sex (correction... GOOD sex lol)
...you know what, ill list sex twice XD
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spirituality, politics, the environment, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At AntiKlub (best underground goth/industrial club EVER), hanging with friends, at a hookah bar, at my favorite coffee house, or just home watching Supernatural.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to appropriate other people's clothing (Appropriate, not steal. Its not stealing if they know about it lol)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
This is probably the most important section of my profile, so PLEASE read it THOROUGHLY!!

Networking-related topics first! Message me if...

You would like to order a custom bone necklace. You can contact me here or through my website! I have pictures of my work on both.

You would like a tarot reading. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

You would like me to write your essay for you (as long as it is strictly based on literature).

You would like to buy my guitar. There are pictures of her in my 'Stuff I'm Selling' album.

You want to book me for industrial recordings or performances.

You know a shop looking for a new mechanic, preferably a paid apprentice! I would really appreciate the help :)
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Relationship-related ifs...

Girls:

You're a cute girl who looks like a cute boy (not the only type I'm into, but definitely a bonus!)

You're not afraid to get down and dirty. I like the outdoors- if you're opposed to getting a little dirt under your nails or mud on your shoes, it isn't going to work lol.

You don't wear TOO much makeup. A little can be nice (I especially enjoy the smokey eye look), but too much is a turn-off. Women are so beautiful naturally. Don't EVER let ANYONE make you believe otherwise!

You're independent but are not opposed to letting me take care of you too. Its important to me to be able to show my significant other how much they mean to me.

You're scrappy. I love rough housing!

You have no problem with public displays of affection and are proud to be part of a same-sex relationship! Screw homophobia.

Guys:

You are an attractive man older than myself, ideally 30-early 40's. I'm not looking for males under 25 (this just applies to relationships and partners, not friends).

You wear eyeliner. This is just a bonus- a HUGE one, but not required lol. It is incredibly sexy though.

I find nice muscles very attractive (still, not a requirement)

You have manners but are not afraid to horse around! I really appreciate gentlemen, and those old world gestures are very attractive, but I will not be satisfied unless you are also willing to wrestle!

General:

You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to express it!

You're not a not a conformist and won't change yourself for society.

You love to discuss, debate, and have long intellectual conversations.

You're a rivethead (not required but it'd definitely be a bonus!) I might... MIGHT make an exception to my 'no men under 25 rule' if you're rivet.

You're not afraid to wrestle with me (I know I mentioned this one before but its very important).

You have manners. Common courtesy- its the little things that make the biggest difference.

It would be really really nice if you had a car. Its a pain for me to have to do ALL the driving.

And if you have actually read my profile!
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Please DO NOT message me if (and this is in no particular order)...

You're normal. I know, everyone's definition of normal is different. But if you consider yourself normal and you're pretty sure society considers you normal (and you actually care what society thinks) please don't bother. I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just being honest. Plus, if you are normal, you probably wouldn't want to date me anyway :P

You care what society thinks and the opinions of strangers matter to you. Social approval is something that you seek.

You're not local. Sorry, but if you're not in Southern California, I'm not even interested in chatting. I don't do long distance anything.

You're male and under 25 (if you just want to be friends, this doesn't apply)

You want me to be your Domme. The answer is no. And I'm not going to make any exceptions. (Think about it- you want to be my sub but can't even follow my first order? Please, just don't ask.)

You have bad grammar. It just shows that 1) you're not particularly intelligent, in which case I'm not interested or 2) you didn't take the time to proofread your message and therefore don't care, in which case I still am not interested.

You're rude, obnoxious, and/or don't have manners. I may be open to casual sex, but that doesn't mean I'll sleep with just anyone. I have standards. I appreciate when people are upfront and honest but there's a difference between being forthright and being an ass. Talk to me with respect or don't talk to me at all.

You ONLY want sex, no friendship. That's not what I'm looking for at all.

You have no actual interest in in-depth conversation. Im not saying every discussion has to be deep/meaningful/intense, but if you don't have anything of any real worth to say, don't message me.

You're alergic to pet fur (I have a lot of animals lol). Or, if you don't like animals. It just will never work.

You have nothing interesting or original to say. I don't respond to 'hi', 'hey there', 'whats up', 'hows your day going', etc. Compliments are nice and all but I am looking for REAL conversation! That's the way to impress me, not by hitting me with generic flattery!

Thank you for taking the time to read this all before you message me! :)