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Yossarian_Black

20 F Brea, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Sign Language

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My self-summary
Hello lovely OKC people! The name is Jackal.

Please read my profile before you message me. I am pretty strange, and I would rather be upfront about it so I don't waste anyone's time. With that said, lets get this shit over with!

First of all, I am very involved in the BDSM community. I am owned and collared by my Master and I wear that collar with pride. I am completely devoted to my Master and will never serve anyone but Him.

I am also a Dom myself. I have a wonderful lifetime slave, meaning that I own him and there is no point in time at which he will ever stop serving me. However, I am open to accepting one female submissive or slave as well. I am NOT looking for male subs/slaves, so please don't ask. I'm not going to make any exceptions.

I am otherkin, meaning that I identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. I am also a multiple, meaning that there are more than one soul in this body. Yes, I know how strange it sounds. However, after many years of analysis, I have concluded that these are spiritual conditions rather than mental disorders.

I'm an intellectual atheist and philosophical Satanist (specifically the LaVeyan school of thought). I follow the Kemetic tradition out of love and loyalty and practice many of the teachings found within Zen Buddhism.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone which are then fused together. And yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I have a side practice of doing tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage. I'm also working on speaking German better. I'm okay at it at this point, but I could use some improvement. I would love a friend to practice with (and there is nothing sexier than a man speaking German!)

As well as learning German, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am also learning sign language.

I'm an INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models.

I love piercings and tattoos. I have many and plan on getting more.

I am a total rivithead.

I am a proud juggalette and organizer of the SoCal Juggalo Meetup Group based in the Orange County area. Our group can be found at: http://www.meetup.com/SoCal-Juggalos/

It's worth mentioning that I smoke medical marijuana to help alleviate my chronic pain.

If you've managed to read this far, I would like to commend you for your patience and apologize for the eye cancer that has now most likely metastasized to your brain due to your staring at your monitor for so long.
What I’m doing with my life
Quick advertisement: I'm selling my favorite guitar, a black Warlock with red edges, because I need money to pay this and next months bills. I'm asking for $350 for the guitar, amp, and accessories (cords, strap, picks, case, etc). The guitar is in perfect condition and the VOX amp is nice and powerful. I'm selling much cheaper than I got it- I really need the money, and fast. I cant accept checks at this time, so the form of payment needs to be cash. Pictures can be found in the 'Stuff Im Selling' album of my photos. PM me if you are interested!

While I am in school majoring in both psychology and linguistic anthropology, I have several additional practices.

I own and operate my own business, Sacred Fusion Designs, where I produce hand made bone necklaces. You can message me here or order via my website at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those listed above, one service I can provide is writing your essay, term paper, research paper, or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done for you. I can write the entire paper, or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable.
I’m really good at
BDSM, electro play, making bone jewelry, doing tarot card readings, writing, debating, picking up languages, airsofting, playing music, yelling at people for littering, singing badly, rapping like a white girl, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my piercings or heavy eye makeup.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (Nonfiction):
The God Delusion
Atheist Manifesto
The Atheist's Guide to Reality
Hardcore Zen
48 Laws of Power

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
When Harry Met Sally
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club
Saw (the first one)

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Pass The Axe (Dark Lotus)
We Don't Die (Twiztid)
Halls of Illusions (ICP)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
For Your Entertainment (Adam Lambert)
Saffron's Curse (Cradle of Filth)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
The Wall (Korn's version)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Nemo (Nightwish)
The Rake Song (The Decemberists)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)

Food:
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt
The six things I could never do without
Personal relationships aside, theyd be my BDSM equipment, my collar, my books, my tarot deck, my dremel, and the internet (sad but true lol).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Spirituality, politics, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
At my Master's place, my favorite coffee house, a hookah bar, or just home watching Supernatural.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm actually a huge nerd. Anime, cosplay, Magic The Gathering, many sided dice, pokemon plushies, you name it ^~^
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You are a female looking for a Mistress

You would like to order a custom bone necklace

You would like a tarot reading

You would like me to write your essay/paper for you

You would like to buy my guitar

You are a cute girl who looks like a cute boy (the younger the better!)

You are an attractive man older than myself (ideally 30-45)

And most importantly, if you have read my profile and have something interesting/original to say!