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Yossarian_Black

20 Brea, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello lovely people! The name is Jackal. I am here primarily to promote my business, find work, and sell stuff. I'd also like to make new friends (just friends lol). Still, I'll fill this all out :)

First of all, I am involved in the BDSM community and lifestyle. I am a Domme. I am currently open to considering FEMALE submissives or slaves. Males, please don't message me (no, not even feminine or sissy males). The answer is no unless you are PHYSICALLY FEMALE, NO EXCEPTIONS!

If you want to message me, please have more to talk about than just BDSM. Yes its part of my life, but just one part. There's more to me than just that.

I am otherkin, meaning that I identify as something other than human on a non-physical level. I can elaborate on this more if necessary. After almost a decade of research and analysis, I have concluded that this is a spiritual condition rather than a mental disorder (and being a psych major, I feel that I know a thing or two).

While I am an Omnist (I believe in all gods and religions), I particuarly identify with and actively practice Kemetic polytheism (I work with the Gods and Goddesses of the Egyptian pantheon) and have been practicing witchcraft for almost a decade now. I also follow many of the teachings found within Zen Buddhism.

I make custom bone necklaces which are comprised of half human bone and half animal bone, which are then fused together. And yes, purchasing and using human bones is perfectly legal. You can view my work or order at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I have a side practice of doing tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

I am German and I take great pride in my heritage. I'm also working on speaking German better. I'm okay at this point, but I could use some improvement. I'd love a buddy to practice with (in person).

As well, I am beginning to learn how to read, write, speak, and transliterate Ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs. I am also learning sign language.

I'm an INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models.

I love piercings and tattoos. I have so many that I've actually lost count lol. I do still plan on getting more ^_^

I am a hardcore rivethead- I'm into the industrial music scene and subculture. I am highly individualistic and fiercely independent. I do not respond well to the concept of conformity. I am unapologetically me. Leave your expectations at the door; I don't abide by the social contract.

I have a boyfriend, and while I am non-monogamous, I am not looking to date or sleep with anyone else at this time. If you have a problem with this, I suggest you move on to the next profile.

It's worth mentioning that I smoke medical marijuana to help alleviate my chronic pain.

If you've managed to read this far, I would like to commend you for your patience and apologize for the eye cancer that has now most likely metastasized to your brain due to your staring at your monitor for so long.
What I’m doing with my life
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While I am going to school full time, majoring in psychology, I have several additional practices.

I own and operate my own business, Sacred Fusion Designs, where I produce hand made bone necklaces. You can message me here or order via my website at: http://sacredfusionbonejewelry.webs.com/

I also do tarot readings. I ask for a $30 donation which allows me to advance my studies in the metaphysical arts and improve my craft. If you would like a reading, message me and we can arrange a time and place!

In addition to those listed above, one service I offer is writing your essay or virtually any other literary assignment that you need done for you. I can complete the entire assignment, or go over what you've already written and improve it. My writing skills are excellent and my prices reasonable.

I am an industrial vocalist. I have also been classically trained on flute. I have both recorded professionally and performed live and am looking to expand my vocal experience. As well, I am a writer. If you need a singer/screamer/lyricist, send me a message and we'll work out the details!

In addition to ALL THAT, I am looking for a part time job as a mechanic (preferably a paid apprenticeship). If you happen to know of anywhere local that's looking in Orange County, PLEASE message me! I'd really appreciate the help :)

On a side note, I'm selling my Warlock guitar and VOX amp (with accessories) for $325. There are pictures of her in my 'Stuff Im Selling' album. If you are interested, please message me! Serious inquiries only.

I'm also selling my Yamaha violin for $145. She's in great condition. Again, serious inquiries only. Thank you!
I’m really good at
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BDSM, making bone jewelry, tarot card readings, writing, poetry, debating, picking up languages, airsofting, playing music, industrial singing/screaming, automechanics, yelling at people for littering, tripping over nothing, and making social situations awkward lol.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercings, heavy eye makeup, weird clothes, or violently colored hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (Nonfiction):
The God Delusion
Hardcore Zen
48 Laws of Power
A Field Guide to Otherkin

Books (Fiction):
House of the Scorpion
Ghost Moon
Lord of the Flies
Catch-22
Hyperion

I don't know where to put JTHM lol...

Movies:
Phantom of the Opera
Cabaret
How to Train Your Dragon
The Breakfast Club

Shows:
Supernatural
Dr. Who
House
Dragons: Riders of Berk

Anime (yes I'm listing this separately):
Akame Ga Kill
Clannad
Inu Yasha
Full Metal Alchemist
Monster

Top Songs (no particular order):
Bestrafe Mich (Rammstein)
Schwarze Witwe (Eisbrecher)
Ich Muss Garnix (Grossstadtgefluester)
Reich Mir Die Hand (Blutengel)
Koldovstvo (Kukryniksy)
Omnis Mundi Creatura (Helium Vola)
Keine Macht (Terminal Choice)
Save Me (Avenged Sevenfold)
Carry on my Wayward Son (Kansas)
Nemo (Nightwish)
Lunatic Asylum (Forever Slave)
See You Soon (Lord of the Lost)
Christfuck (:Wumpscut:)
Radius 17 M (Massiv in Mensch)
Standing (VNV Nation)
The Dark Half (Aesthetic Perfection)
Call the Ships to Port (Covenant)
Der Maschinist (Orange Sector)
Live With Myself (C/A/T)
Zughenruhe (Audiocentesis)
This Night (Black Lab)

Food:
Meat
Bread
Those little white chocolate balls by Lindt
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking strictly in terms of material belongings, they would be:

My BDSM equipment
My taxidermy supplies
My library
My tarot deck
My dremel
My favorite pendant

Non-materialistically speaking (no particular order):

My boyfriend/ best friend
My family
My friends
Industrial music
Sex (correction... GOOD sex haha)
You know what I'll list sex twice XD
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Spirituality, politics, the environment, the crippling social stupidity, and why there are toilet paper commercials. WHO IS NOT BUYING THIS?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At AntiKlub (best underground goth/industrial club EVER), at a hookah bar, at my favorite coffee house, or just home watching Supernatural.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to appropriate other people's clothing. Appropriate, not steal. Its not stealing if they know about it lol.
You should message me if
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General:

You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to express it! As well, that mind should be OPEN!

You're not a not a conformist and won't change yourself for society.

You love to discuss, debate, and have long intellectual conversations.

You're a rivethead (not required but it'd definitely be a bonus!)

You're physically female and looking for a Mistress.

You're otherkin (not required by any means, but it would be kind of nice.)

You're not afraid to wrestle with me (I know I mentioned this one before but its very important).

You have manners. Common courtesy- its the little things that make the biggest difference.

It would be really really nice if you had a car. Its a pain for me to have to do ALL the driving.

If you are okay with the fact that I have a boyfriend and RESPECT that he's part of my life (ie. don't expect me to dump him for you.)

And if you have actually read my profile!
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Please DO NOT message me if (and this is in no particular order)...

You're normal. I know, everyone's definition of normal is different. But if you consider yourself normal and you're pretty sure society considers you normal (and you actually care what society thinks) please don't bother. I'm not trying to be harsh, I'm just being honest. Plus, if you are normal, you probably wouldn't want to date me anyway :P

You care what society thinks and the opinions of strangers matter to you. Social approval is something that you seek.

You're not local. Sorry, but if you're not in Southern California, I'm not even interested in chatting. I don't do long distance anything.

You're male and under 25 (if you just want to be friends, this doesn't apply)

You're physically male and want me to be your Domme. The answer is no. And I'm not going to make any exceptions. (Think about it- you want to be my sub but can't even follow my first order? Please, just don't ask.)

By the way, I want any relationships or partners to be my EQUALS. Moreso, I don't sleep with submissive men anyway. So even if you don't want to be my sub or slave, please don't ask me to dominate you (unless you are my female sub or slave). Like I said, I want an equal.

I'd like to be messaged about something more than BDSM. Theres a lot more to my personality than that.

You have bad grammar. It just shows that 1) you're not particularly intelligent, in which case I'm not interested or 2) you didn't take the time to proofread your message and therefore don't care, in which case I still am not interested.

You're rude, obnoxious, and/or don't have manners. I may be open to casual sex, but that doesn't mean I'll sleep with just anyone. I have standards. I appreciate when people are upfront and honest but there's a difference between being forthright and being an ass. Talk to me with respect or don't talk to me at all.

You ONLY want sex, no friendship. That's not what I'm looking for.

You want to webcam, exchange dirty pictures, or sext. The answer is no.

You won't respect my boyfriend's place in my life and or intend on trying to get me to leave him for you. No.

You have no actual interest in in-depth conversation. Im not saying every discussion has to be deep/meaningful/intense, but if you don't have anything of any real worth to say, don't message me.

If I don't reply, don't keep messaging me, plain and simple. Its creepy.

You don't actually want to meet up in person. Whats the point lol?

You're alergic to pet fur (I have a lot of animals lol). Or, if you don't like animals. It just will never work.

You have nothing interesting or original to say. I don't respond to 'hi', 'hey there', 'whats up', 'hows your day going', etc. Compliments are nice and all but I am looking for REAL conversation! That's the way to impress me, not by hitting me with generic flattery!

Thank you for taking the time to read this all before you message me! :)