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YouAllWantMe
28 / M / straight / Available
Brisbane, Australia
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.78m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Atheism and very serious about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Dropped out of college/university
- Job
- Rather Not Say
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am ready, willing, and able.
My Self-Summary
Hi, I'm basically using this profile to create a test or two, and
to generally bitch, moan and ramble on with random thoughts and
observations. So if you are reading this you probably took one of
my tests. Message me and tell me if it rocked or sucked.I'm going
to redo a new batch of rants too. But this time in the Journal
section. So if you care about what some weird opinionated wanker on
the Internet thinks check back on my journal from time to time.
What I’m doing with my life
working, making OKCupid! tests that entertain and/or offend...
while i'm at work, and various other things too.
I’m really good at
Stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
That they are taking one of my tests. Or that i'm a one eyed, one
horned flying purple people eater.
The six things I could never do without
Lesbian porn,
KY Jelly, Towels, TV, DVD player, Friday Nights.
oh and people who take EVERYTHING too seriously
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything. I think to much.
Like how religious wars are just big fights over who has the best imaginary friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Battling cyborg vampire ninja assassins.
or Making cups of tea and reading a good book
or playing pool, listening to a band and/or getting heavily intoxicated
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm not really a one eyed, one horned flying purple people eater...
:( *sobs*
and i have a more normal, light-hearted(not ranting) profile that i'll happily give people who arent just messaging me to abuse me about my tests. As much fun as it is to get the reaction from them i dont need it cluttering my real inbox.
You should message me if
You took one of my tests
you're a lusty super vixen who lives near me.
you're NOT telling me that i talk/think too much, or that i have too much time on my hands. I already know these things.
You're NOT telling me about grammar or spelling errors in my tests. Considering how many questions and descriptions they have combined its little wonder there are one or two errors. And quite frankly, i'm not pedantic enough to care. If i were being paid to do these then you would have an excuse to get bitchy. Be thankful i know the difference between "you're" and "your".
You're NOT telling me my Jerk test is politically loaded. I made it that way, it's intentional, and i make no apologies for it. I find capitialist views intelligent and vaild but inherently selfish and uncaring. It's an opinionated test, get over it.
Also aplogies in advance if i dont reply i check this account usually every few million years. But i always appreciate any feedback, comments, or abuse
