Okay, so maybe God still is a fictional character but damn my life has been one massive blob of unfortunate conincidences lately. If God is real i should go stand outside a cathedral dressed as a preist and get someone to take pictures of me nailing a bible to the door and pissing on it. This last week has totally affirmed my belief that human nature is, generally, fucking awful.

My Top (bottom) 4 events that have happened in the past week or so.

1) My ex is now screwing and going out with someone i thought was a mutual friend. Not only is she now calling me a "fucking arsehole" and inconsiderate etc she doesnt even realise how insulting it is when a friend and an ex start going out. Especially when the friend knew how good my ex and i once were together and how cut up i was after it. Doesnt quite realise why that whole dont-date-your-friends-ex taboo exists. Also there is some resentment here in that shes been seeing this person frequently, took this person down for a dirty weekend (something that we never got the oppurtunity to do, at least she never let us, in the nearly 4 years we were together) and then she has the audacity to tell me that its nothing serious and it shouldnt mean anything to me and that she is being completely honest when she tells me that its means nothing even though shes already doing all this stuff already. Yes i do sound like the bitter, jealous ex. Yes i probably am. But i do think i'm fairly justified in my feelings. She used to be so sensitive to people feelings, was one of the only people who could read me even when i didnt want to be. Now she is so self-absorbed she cant even see why i would be upset, she seems to alomst think i am the one insulting her somehow. I genuinely hope she remembers who she used to be. Just as long as she gives me my fucking money back and then leaves me the fuck alone.

2) Someone stole my washing machine. What kind of loser steals a wasing machine? seriously. $600 worth of 3 month old fisher & Paykell. Bastards. I live in units with a seperate external room for the laundry. And i live in a decent area of town, its not like i live in the arse-end of dodgyville. Anyway last thursday i head downstairs to do a little laundry and the door to my laundry is open. "hmm thats odd" i think. Wandering in i find an empty room. I blink a couple of times. I turn around and walk out. Look up to check if maybe i wandered accidently into the wrong laundry. No such luck. Stepping back into my laundry i am suddenly struck by the comic stupidity of it all. A strange combination of mirth and outrage ensues. Who the fuck steals a washing machine? Now i am $600 out of pocket. Then I go to the movies the other night with a friend with some free tickets to a movie called Candy. Its a movie starring heath ledger about a couple who are heroin addicts. Anyway, halfway through guess what they steal to sell and support their habit? Yes. Correct. A Washing Machine. A fucking washing machine. The universe is teasing me. And Heath Ledger stole my washing machine.

3) My work has just changed ownership and there are all kinds of stresses involved with that. But yesterday i get my first payslip. Open it up, do the calculations and find they are paying me $1000 less per year than we agreed on. And then they tried to claim we agreed on the lesser amount. Not fucking happy. I told them to look into it because thats the only figure that was discussed. If they dont come to the bargain then i'll quit on them and leave them short staffed and without a potential manager. I should probably be finding a better job and doing something better with my life anyway. Usually this would be the big thing for my week, but its paled to near insignificance compared to everything else

4) Finally. After a long day at work finding out that i'm being underpaid i get a lovely surprise. I ride a motorbike, and when i walk out into the carpark yesterday i find some dodgy pig-sexing motherfucker has ripped out and cut the ignition wiring and tried to hotwire my bike. Who hotwires a bike??? Complete fuckwits. So now its sitting in the carpark unable to start, i have to get public transport to work, which requires two buses that never connect on time, and everyone who could possibly fix it is too busy to come and pick it up. And that is going to be another however-many hundred dollars to fix on top of the $600 of my washing machine. AND its the inconvenience too. i shouldnt HAVE to deal with this shit.

What the fuck is wrong with people? seriously? Are people all this fucking disgusting conscienceless and greedy-lowlife-theiving-stupid-deficient-incestuous-dishonest-socially inept-idiotic-watery semened lickers of cats penis? Fuck i'm pissed off at people right now. How can people justify this kind of shit. How fucking warped do you have to be to do this shit. I would probably pay for the opportunity to learn who these people are so i could kick the living shit out of them.

If my ex happens to read this. GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY. You've had long enough to pay me back and i need it more than you right now.