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Brisbane, Australia

Tests he’s written

  • The Very Offensive Religion Test The Very Offensive Religion Test image

    PLEASE READ THIS Welcome to the Very Offensive Religion Test. Here is where i use totally inappropriate stereotypes and my own jaded view of the wo...

    Taken 83826 times. Taken 28 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #89. Ranked #126 in the last 24 hours.
  • The JERK Test The JERK Test image

    Are you a jerk or a saint? Greedy or Generous? would i kick you in the head on sheer principle? This test aims to test your social responsibility and ...

    Taken 19008 times. Taken 1 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #424. Ranked #3621 in the last 24 hours.
  • The what Dinosaur are you Test The what Dinosaur are you Test image

    Are you a dinosaur? What KIND of dinosaur are you? A big, friendly, docile, and lovable plant-eater or a vicious flesh tearing, leg biting, heap stomp...

    Taken 26729 times. Taken 8 times in the last 24 hours.
    Ranked #307. Ranked #394 in the last 24 hours.

Tests he’s taken (274)

TestHis resultYour result
The Dating Persona Test The Playboy (RGSM) Take it!
The Slut Test 65% Slut Take it!
The Death Test Dead At 83 Take it!
The Virgin Game 71% Accuracy (highest: 71%, average: 67%) Take it!
The Gaydar Test 70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 61%) Take it!
The Alternative Recreation Test Shuffleboard/Archery Take it!
The Fisticuffs Psychology Test Mind Over Matter - 54 % Aggression, 62 % Take it!
The Sexual HELL Test HELL LEVEL 2 Take it!
The Naturalist or Supernaturalist? Test 10% Theistic, 11% Mystic, 42% Anthropoce Take it!
The YOU SHLD KNOW THESE SEX TERMS Test 65 variable 1 Take it!
The kink factor Test Egotistical Take it!
The Wildness Test 34% balls, 57% lust, 39% kink - Rounded Take it!
The Religion Test New Age, Goody Go-er, Bible Thumper Take it!
The Terrorism Test 44% Nuclear / 40% Biological / 27% Conve Take it!
The What's Your Signature Weapon Test Machinegun Take it!
The Are You an Antichrist Test Potential Antichrist Take it!
The 3-Variable Purity Test 40% (50% subst., 29% sex, 54% moral) Take it!
The Mythological Profile Test Ki-lin Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test the Wit Take it!
The Crazy You, Crazy Me Test 18 Craziness, 4 Pyschopathic, 10 Normal, Take it!
The Lover Style Profile Test The Romantic Lover Take it!
The Your SESAME STREET Persona Test - Kermit the Frog 58% Organization Take it!
The Christine Test 63 HUMOR, 67 INTELLECT, 61 ABSTRACT, 67 Take it!
The Are those things REAL??? Test 16 Boob Awareness Take it!
The how sex crazed are you Test 0 not sex crazed, 100 totally sex crazed Take it!
The Fantasy Character Assessment Test 37% Strength, 54% Magic, 60% Skill, 16% Take it!
The Are You an Emo Fag Test 0 emo fag Take it!
The 3-Variable Sexuality Spectrum Test 75 Heterosexuality, 10 Homosexuality, 15 Take it!
The Do You Tell The Truth Test 52 Honesty Take it!
The "HOLY CRAP, ROBOTS!!" Test 17 Robot Awareness 100% Awesome! Take it!
The What kind of Scientist are you Test Systematist - 33% & 48% Take it!
The 4-Variable Buffy Personality Test Faith Take it!
The Horrifying Stereotype Test Guido Take it!
The 2-Variable Intuition Test More Scientific: (85%, 62%) Take it!
The are you mormon? Test -21 - anti-mormon Take it!
The Which Blackadder Character R U Test 72 Blackadder character attributes Take it!
The Which X-man are YOU Test 73 - Cyclops Take it!
The Religious Right Test 0% Religious Right - The Safe Harbor Take it!
The Sexuality Spectrum Test Straight Take it!
The Which SUPER HERO are you Test 80% - Batman Take it!
The Astronomy Test 62 - Space Cadet Take it!
The Are you a true New Zealander Test 68% Kiwi Take it!
The Stereotype Me Please Test Otherkin Take it!
The Philosophy Test -29 Virtue Points Take it!
The Are You Furry Test 8% - Furless Take it!
The What Woodland Creature Are You Test 93% variable 1 - Owl Take it!
The Transformers Test 51 Take it!
The Which Holy Beast are You? Test 20 Blue Dragon, 46 Red Phoenix, 6 White Take it!
The Communist Test 52% moderate - Socialist Take it!
The which Red Dwarf character am I Test 100 - David Lister Take it!
The Young Ones Test 86 bastardness Take it!
The Basic Biology IQ Test 90 scIQ Take it!
The What country are you? Test Canada Take it!
The Science Geek Test 37 - Doctor Take it!
The Which Cult Should You Join? Test Unitarian Church! Take it!
The Cowboy-Ninja-Pirate-Knight Test 9 Honor, 3 Justice, 6 Adventure, 5 Indiv Take it!
The Heart, Mind, and Body Test Emotional Thinker Take it!
The Sorting Hat Test "RAVENCLAW!" Take it!
The Can You Get in My Pants Test 69 Compatible Take it!
The What Sith Lord Am I? Test 57 Dark Points Take it!
The Motorcycle Personality Test Yamaha FJR1300 Take it!
The Atheist Test 68% - The Ardent Atheist Take it!
The How lame is your OKCupid test Test 16 Lameness Take it!
The Ascendancy Test The Pretender Take it!
The What **Robot** are You Test Borg Take it!
The Australian Trivia Test The Loyal Aussie Take it!
The do you know your flags? Test 60% flag knowledge Take it!
The Swear Word Usage Test 24 relevance, 22 creativity Take it!
The Dom or Sub Test 5 - Threshold - dom Take it!
The I doubt there's anyone like me Test A Bit Like Me Take it!
The Seven Deadly Sins Test Lust Take it!
The Am I Earth, Fire, Air or Water Test 100 Element Take it!
The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test Mistuned TV (50% panic, 43% dread, 43% l Take it!
The James Bond Personality Test "Jinx/Felix" Take it!
The Muppet Personality Test Scooter! Take it!
The Are You a Capitalist Pig? Test Average Joe Take it!
The LONG Scientific Personality Test ISFJ-The Protector Take it!
The The How Offensive are you Test 25% - Good Take it!
The Ancient Civiliazation for you Test Incas Take it!
The Which Chemical Element Am I Test Zn... Zinc, 20 Mass, 34 Electronegativit Take it!
The Ethical Slut Test True Ethical Slut Take it!
The honest tea Test 74% teaness *Tazo Tea* Take it!
The How Racist Are You Test 8 %racist Take it!
The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Test 71% - Hufflepuff! Take it!
The Warrior Test 34% - Cavalry Take it!
The Spiritual Tradition Test 27% Dogmatic, 61% Mystical, 22% Esoteric Take it!
The What Futurama Character R You Test 30% Bender, 20% Fry, 20% Amy, 30% Leela Take it!
The are you REALLY an atheist Test 77% religion, 74% science, 77% culture Take it!
The Just How American Are You? Test Foreigner! Take it!
The How ninja are you? Test 54% - I AM TEN NINJAS! Take it!
The Are You Worthy of Zombie-hood Test 90% - ZOMBIE!!!! Take it!
The How Much Like Me Are You Test 74% - The Nice Guy Take it!
The Globalisation Versus Not Test 4 globalpoints, making them The Infidel Take it!
The Are You Meant For Tina Test 61% - Oh, so close! Take it!
The "are you damned to hell?" Test 27 - worry wart Take it!
The how logical are you Test 56% - Almost there! Take it!
The How Politically Stupid Are You Test -17 - Liberal Joe Schmoe Take it!
The bite me baby Test Take it!
The Norse Mythology Test Take it!
The what Dinosaur are you Test 89% - Raptor Take it!
The Ultimate Evangelion Test NULL Take it!
The Anarchist Test 82% - Libertarian Take it!
The How Important Are Looks/Appearance to You Test 73 - The Preferrer Take it!
The Are you a Big Jerk? Test Take it!
The High Maintenance Test Take it!
The "How Gay are You" Test 29 - Gay as fuck Take it!
The "What Drink are You" Test Take it!
The Will You Annoy me Test 24 - YOU WIN Take it!
The arsehole Test Take it!
The lesbian circle Test NULL Take it!
The RTS Hardcore Test Take it!
The Alcoholism Test 45% - The Party-er Take it!
The Last Test Take it!
The REAL Rock Test Take it!
The Partier Basics Test 26% - Mild Partier Take it!
The ADHD Test NULL Take it!
The *Revised* Star Wars Geek Test NULL Take it!
The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test 50 - Somewhat Debacherous Take it!
The How Evil Are You Test 21% - SAINT Take it!
The Emotional Safety Test 72 - The brightener Take it!
The Annoying Movie Behavior Test Take it!
The True Personality Test Take it!
The Serial Killers Test NULL Take it!
The Sick Psycho Test 71% - Wicked Psycho Take it!
The Wild About Harry Test Take it!
The What Was Your FORMER LIFETIME? Test Take it!
The Sexuality Test Take it!
The "Are You A Good Cook?" Test 67% - The Restauranteur Take it!
The Intellectual Test NULL Take it!
The Christian Test NULL Take it!
The can you be a motorcyclist Test 65 - Sport Biker. Take it!
The Hogwarts house Test 55% - Ravenclaw Take it!
The Harry Potter Test 91% - Hermione Take it!
The Saint or Sinner Test NULL Take it!
The X-Files Love Test Take it!
The What Type of Flirt Are You Test Take it!
The Roomate Test NULL Take it!
The Do You Want My Body Test NULL Take it!
The originality Test Take it!
The how irish are you Test Take it!
The Aussie Test Take it!
The Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test Take it!
The Ultimate Harry Potter Test NULL Take it!
The Political Affiliation Test Take it!
The How Evolved Are YOU? Test NULL Take it!
The How funny are you Test NULL Take it!
The Am I Your Girl Test NULL Take it!
The Engineering Proficiency Test Take it!
The Middle Earth Test Take it!
The Frivolity Test NULL Take it!
The not too difficult Insect Test NULL Take it!
The Shamrock Test NULL Take it!
The acceptance of others Test NULL Take it!
The What Berlin Neighborhood Am I Test Take it!
The Grammar Test Take it!
The Spider-Man Villain Test NULL Take it!
The Very Offensive Religion Test -101 - Atheist Take it!
The Motivation Test Take it!
The Mormon-Type Test Take it!
The Indie Test Take it!
The Two Kinds of People Test Take it!
The Timia's Worst Case Scenarios Test NULL Take it!
The Virtual Virtues Test Take it!
The Silliness Quotient Test Take it!
The yet another star trek test Test Take it!
The What Greek God Are You Test 50 - Dionysis Take it!
The gender Test Take it!
The LIE DETECTOR Test Take it!
The Simpsons Dork Test 67 - Comic Book Guy Take it!
The Transformers Test Take it!
The Wheel of Time Test NULL Take it!
The How Easily Offended Are You Test 40% - Laugh track Take it!
The Innocence Test 6 - Tarnished Take it!
The The Geekometer Test NULL Take it!
The Honorable Honest Test NULL Take it!
The Animal Test 73% - Elephant Take it!
The How Philosophical Are You? Test 16 - Artist Take it!
The You Test Take it!
The Cricket Test Take it!
The Sensuality Test Take it!
The Druggie Test NULL Take it!
The Shark Movie Stereotype Test Take it!
The Are You Experienced? Test NULL Take it!
The Are You Worthy of Life Test NULL Take it!
The COULD U FUCK ME Test Take it!
The Are you a revolutionairy Test Take it!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show Test 60% - Transylvanian! Take it!
The are you for martha Test NULL Take it!
The Highschool Stereotype Test Take it!
The Demonic Test Take it!
The Band Member Test Take it!
The fancy a shag? Test Take it!
The Improved SLUT Test Take it!
The Will This Asian Girl Go For U Test NULL Take it!
The are you a Gentlemen? Test Take it!
The What Planet Are You From Test NULL Take it!
The family Test NULL Take it!
The Worst Case Scenarios Test 88 - Survivor Take it!
The For guys ONLY! Test Take it!
The death of god preparedness Test NULL Take it!
The Are You A Murderer? Test NULL Take it!
The Mercy Test 68% - The Bleeding Heart Take it!
The What kind of sex freak are you Test 30 - Amature porn Take it!
The E'tats Unie de l'Amérique Test Take it!
The Islam and terror Test NULL Take it!
The Nursing Knowlegde Test Take it!
The Are You Amazingly Stupid Test Take it!
The What D&D Character are you? Test Take it!
The Medival Career Guide Test Take it!
The are you indie as f*ck Test Take it!
The what kind of person are you Test 65 - Sexy Bad Take it!
The the witch's test good or bad Test Take it!
The Critical Thinkers Test NULL Take it!
The evil Test -9 - Good Take it!
The Are you my hottie Test NULL Take it!
The City Mouse or Country Mouse? Test 49% - Suburbanite Take it!
The worthy Elder God sacrifice Test NULL Take it!
The Questioning Test NULL Take it!
The Other Bass Player Test Test Take it!
The Pessimist's Test Take it!
The crazy fuck Test NULL Take it!
The Kill Bill Test Take it!
The World's Smallish Political Test Take it!
The SUPER VILLAIN Test NULL Take it!
The Brain Personality Test 45% - Intellectual! Take it!
The How Worldly Are You Test Take it!
The Dork Test 51% - Dorkalicious Take it!
The Ultimate Player Test Take it!
The Rocky Horror Test 81% - Frankenfurter Take it!
The Do you know the REAL America Test NULL Take it!
The what is your ROLE Test 11 - Dominant Take it!
The What bodily fluid are you? Test Take it!
The Nine Inch Nails Test Take it!
The Awesome Rock and Roll Test Take it!
The Karma Test NULL Take it!
The Are You Smart Test NULL Take it!
The How Brethren Are You Test Take it!
The Stereotypical Test NULL Take it!
The Consumer Test NULL Take it!
The JERK Test 134 - The Saint Take it!
The Beliefs Matter To Me Test NULL Take it!
The Chaos Test 46 - Eye of the Storm Take it!
The Evolution Knowledge Test NULL Take it!
The Pearl Jam Test Take it!
The could you be a terrorist Test NULL Take it!
The Written English Test NULL Take it!
The How Geeky Are You? Test Take it!
The which That 70s show character Test Take it!
The What Kind of Music Are You Test Take it!
The indie music Test Take it!
The Are you a Lesbian Test Take it!
The Drabness Test Take it!
The Could YOU Be Canadian Test Take it!
The Can I Live in Berlin Test NULL Take it!
The "I Know Black Culture" Test Take it!
The Are you Polyamorous Test 75% - Poly Curious Take it!
The Materialistic Test NULL Take it!
The ANNE RICE'S VAMPIRES Test NULL Take it!
The Tool of the Patriarchy Test Take it!
The METAL Test Take it!
The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test 72% - You Naughty Thing Take it!
The am i clever Test Take it!
The Risk to National Security Test 17 - FBI Take it!
The Julia Match Test NULL Take it!
The dramatic cliche Test Take it!
The Are you like me? Test Take it!
The Looks Test Take it!
The Totally Insane Test Take it!
The Super Mega Awesome Test NULL Take it!
The Are You Nerd/Cool To The Max? Test Take it!
The Superhero Test Take it!

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