It'll be easy for you to recognise me by the coils of concertina wire surrounding my head in a shiny halo.
Animal lover, humanist, loyal to a fault, avid reader, film watcher, caravan enthusiast, FEMINIST, Endomorph. (Yes, my body type 'tends towards roundness', and it's fine by me so if you don't like it then fuck you! Feel free to look elsewhere, I shall not be offended). I'm really honest and I will tell you exactly what I think. I'm an all-round accepting person and I expect the same of the people I choose to spend my time with.
DEMISEXUAL. I had a big explanation here but it bored ME so I thought I'd remove it for your benefit. This song by Robyn explains it pretty well actually! ------>
If you do me right, I'm gonna do right by you.
If you keep it tight, I'm gonna confide in you.
I know what's on your mind, there will be time for that too, if you hang with me.
If you're gonna dine with them cannibals, well sooner or later darlin' you're gonna get eaten. - Nick Cave
Also, if you're married don't even bother. Go and spend some time with your poor wife.
No penis pictures please. Unless I ask you for one you can pretty much rest assured that it's the last thing I want to see.