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29 Lochgilphead, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 20–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Ancient Greek (Fluently), Tagalog (Fluently), Belarusan (Fluently), Cebuano (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Oh when the sun goes down and the moon comes up
I turn into a teenage goo-goo muck
Yeah I cruise through the city and I roam the streets
Lookin for something that is nice to eat
You better duck, when I show up, the goo-goo muck.

I'm about half past give a shit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Drink, work, sleep, read, watch. Usually in that order.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.

Elbowing perverts in the face when they grab my arse. I have very sharp elbows.

Entertaining myself. DIY. Doing things. Things. Childlike enthusiasm. Operation (the game). Non-cryptic crosswords. Getting bar staff to drink shots with me.

Thinking up all sorts of horrid rules to impose on my sims to make their lives a misery. It can be a bit like Soviet Russia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The soapbox and the high horse. My icy back-at-ya stare.

My hair as it's usually some strange colour, however it's just plain old black just now. Try finding anything to wear that doesn't clash horribly with peach-coloured hair?!

The glazed expression as I'd really rather be playing sims.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Must we? Well ok.

Books. I read mostly fiction with a little bit of Germaine Greer thrown in. Some of my favourite authors would include Stephen King (some a lot more than others), Dennis Cooper, Shirley Jackson, Irvine Welsh, Iain Banks, Bret Easton Ellis, Lewis Grassic Gibbon (Sunset Song <3), Steinbeck, Margaret Atwood, Anais Nin... Omensetter's Luck by William H. Gass is a long-standing favourite. Confusing and non-linear but lovely to read. When I'm feeling trashy I like to read the occasional Virginia Andrews or Anne Rice. I HAVE NO SHAME. The list goes on. I'm currently reading How To Make Love Like A Porn Star by Jenna Jameson and I'm really not sure how ashamed I should be of myself right now... Should be. (It was fucking terrible but what did I expect.)

I am now a trendy person who owns an E-reader. I still HAVE physical copies of all the books but it saves them getting destroyed in my bag. I feel like such a yuppie.

I enjoy anything from Wayne's World to French Nouvelle Vague, to slasher films to hilariously bad Troma films to Bette Davis melodramas to British kitchen sink dramas and back again, I watch a lot of films. Some of my favourite directors are Mike Leigh, Jodorowsky, Lukas Moodysson, Bergman, Xavier Dolan, Catherine Breillat, Dario Argento, Luis Bunuel, Jean-Luc Godard, Shane Meadows, Ken Loach... I could keep going but I'm already feeling guilty about the ones I've left out, I don't want to be here all day! If I were to give you a modest list of my favourites it would go something like this:

The Wicker Man (1973)
Secrets and Lies (1996)
From the Life of the Marionettes (1980)
The Virgin Spring (1960)
Grease (1978)
Gone With the Wind (1939)
Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962)
Don't Look Now (1973)
Les Yeux Sans Visage (1960)
The Elephant Man (1980)

I watch stuff like Monty Python, I'm Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Six Feet Under, House M.D, X-Files, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, Tales of the Unexpected, Orange is the New Black, Twin Peaks... Oh and Ren and Stimpy.

I like music. Here are the first twenty songs that come on when I put my ipod on shuffle.

Meat Puppets - Party Til The World Obeys
Sparklehorse - Morning Hollow
Sebadoh - Sacred Attention
Alan Parson's Project - Pyramids
Ultravox - Dream On
The Ergs - Hey Jealousy
Bjork - Hope
Elliott Smith - New Disaster
Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Universally Speaking
Roxy Music - More Than This
Deftones - Passenger
REM - The One I Love
Steeleye Span - Child Owlet
Death Vessel - Tidy Nervous Breakdown
David Bowie - Ziggy Stardust
Queen - Good Old-fashioned Lover Boy
Erasure - Always
Bad Religion - Man With a Mission
The Cramps - What's Inside a Girl?
The Knife - Kino

Broccoli. Greek style natural yoghurt. Orange juice. Bubblegum flavoured lube.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My grandad
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Louis Theroux.

My sim empire.

I really need some sleep.

Why is there a can of cider and a can of beer (unopened) in my bed?

Where do things go when they disappear?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In all honesty I'm probably shit-faced. One can live in hope...

Crying myself to sleep because I never got to go on Knightmare when I was little. :'(
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sapiosexual. Be as cute as you want but intelligence is the sexiest quality you can have.

I've never bought a tv license.
You should message me if
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You want to hear about my sims empire.

Your favourite film isn't The Shawshank Redemption or Pulp Fiction. Not that I dislike them but really?

You're not after a one night stand or in fact any sex in general (From me, don't care what you do with anyone else) because that's not what I'm here for. I'm here to meet like-minded people and maybe make a connection with someone. That's it.

On the off chance that we ever do meet and go on a date you are prepared to cut your fingernails very short. I have fingernailophobia.

You're not a massive cunt.