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27 New York, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Apr 21, 2013
5' 6" (1.68m)
Space camp
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This nakedly honest profile makes me look way more miserable than I really am.

My best friend told me: "write something upbeat that shows you actually have a interest in not being dead."

I must say that I love life and it's strangeness and that I know how to make myself happy (dogs, the ocean, books, a rain, 27 pieces of sushi).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sleeping, eating and drinking more than I need to. Writing a novel.
That's factual information, If the question was supposed to be more profound then I have no idea what the fuck I am doing with my life -and I wouldn't trust anyone that claims to have it all figured out-. But I'm certainly enjoying it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Getting people to do what I want.

-Seeing everything I'm doing wrong and being lazy to change it.

-Being lazy.


-Google searching.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
What is this question supposed to mean?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The same applies to all of the categories above:
Depressing with smart sensitive depressing insights about the irremediable of life or very upbeat hopefully and stupidly romantic with geeky/funny insights about the irremediable of life.

In case you're wondering how that applies to food -the first option would be like an egg-potato salad without potatoes-
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.

I think I get by without pretty much everything I once thought I couldn't do without. But I wouldn't like to be remembered as the girl who "got by". Rather get bi. But that's not on my plans yet. I'm not that desperate. I think.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"What the fuck are you thinking about stop it"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
eating peanut-butter Jelly sandwiches, drinking whiskey and writing until 5/6am.

I like going out, just not on Fridays.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee in the kitchen sink when my roommate takes too long in the bathroom.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You didn't include a picture of your naked chest in your profile pics.

-You believe that the love of your life would never have an online dating profile yet you also believed that you would never have an online dating profile. You also believed that Santa existed and when you found out that it didn't you told all your friends that Aliens don't exist, that they are our parents. But you do believe in aliens now.