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YouLookLikeShak

29 M Orland Park, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 1
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I believe there is an inherent beauty and creation of self worth in getting ones hands dirty-- be it in any way. This could be from changing the ring gear on a 60ft boom lift, or planting something in your horrible garden. I think if you change your oil, you're probably a happier person.

Other than the whole cultural wasteland that we inhabit, its overwhelming weight of despair slowly crushing all hope in my beer drunk soul, I'm an upbeat person.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to deal with the realization that I will never grow a beard.

The first 24 years of my life I was raised Amish and now I'm huffin', suckin', and fuckin', making up for lost time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rationalizing personal irrationality while lambasting others'.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There is usually some sort of paint or primer on my person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It is absurd to have a hard and fast rule about what one should read and what one shouldn't. More than half of modern culture depends on what one shouldn't read.

Music: HWM, Small Brown Bike, Larry Arms, and Weakerthans are usually playing at some point in the day. I'm really enjoying Frank Turner these days.

50lbs sack of brown rice, pop-tarts, and black tea is usually all I need.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea
Poetry
Norton Anthologies
Larry David
Long Underwear
Wool Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The things I should have read by now but haven't and how low 90s in October are deemed acceptable living conditions. Why am I on the computer when I should be writing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to trick myself into not taking that shower.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Jane Austen and I can't spell for shit.

How much I hate it when the word 'whilst' is used. It has such a shitty sound to it when you say it aloud, "will-ST" ugh, disgusting.

I will argue over the most trivial of things with a passion that would lead one to believe that I have a strong conviction, while most of the time, I don't care either way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Treating your body as a temple sounds like a total buzz-kill.