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33 M Fresh Meadows, NY

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:46pm
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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A disruptive influence. A geek. Referring to myself as an adult makes me feel like a fraud.

Coming up with the next thing to talk about exhausts me. Flirting is a chore. Honesty excites me.

I like dorky tomboys. Juvenile informality is better than classy decorum.

Was once very non-mainstream, now very not-hipster, once that became mainstream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, drums, technology, riding planes, taking road trips, screaming rock songs at the steering wheel, being honest enough to incur hostility.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tall stature, funny hat, sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fight Club, Donnie Darko, Pulp Fiction, Dark City, Fear and Loathing, John Dies at the End.

Thai food. I used to love Chinese food, but it was a false love. I still like it as a friend.

House, Doctor Who, Friends, X-Files, Seinfeld, Simpsons, Star Trek.

'90s rock (Pearl Jam, Chili Peppers, Soundgarden, etc), 80s, most of the current radio crap, and a lot of other things.

I don't read books anymore. Feel free to judge me for it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cerebrospinal fluid, the laughter of children, dental floss, and the Harvard comma. The 5th and 6th things are shut up.

I used to not be able to live without coffee, but I weened myself off it by switching to PCP, which I consider a success because there's a giraffe at my window.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do with myself. Where everything came from and what it all means. Aliens. Where to take my next break from the rigors of civilization, and who to go there with, since everyone seems to have grown up without me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I seem to appreciate kissing to an inordinate degree, maybe even more than other things in that realm. You can take that for whatever you think it says about me.

Also I brush my teeth while showering. It just makes sense to me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. often find yourself unable to reach things. I'm tall and could be convenient to have around.