I'm truly awful and giving self-descriptions. Clearly I wouldn't make myself out to look bad, but to be honest, I'm even less interested in talking about myself. I've got a decent job - one of those that required three extra years of school after I got my undergraduate degree . . . which also means it required an additional $80k of student loans . . . which explains why I spend way too much time working.

Good question. I guess you could say that I'm doing the "career" thing as a means of paying off all of these student loans I've amassed in pursuit of this career. You could easily make the argument that my life has become a bit of a circular argument which justifies itself.

normally deflecting questions like these that make a person sound full of themselves. So, I'll be diplomatic - I'm a good listener and if I must say so myself, I'm damn good water snorkeling.

my soft and sensual brown eyes . . . or perhaps it's my sassy charm?

Well, lets start off with food. Since I enjoy eating food, I'm not ashamed in the least to say that I enjoy Japanese food, particularly sushi. What you might not expect to hear is that I have become quite the fan of food from the mexican genre to include, but not be limited to, taco's, burritos, tamales, chips, and even salsa!

When it comes to music, I've certainly illegally downloaded my fair share until roughly 6 months ago. When you've got a music collection that ranges from Tupac to Shania Twain to Daft Punk, you know that you're suburban white kid, a douche, or both. In my case, I think either would apply. So, i've stopped downloaded music illegal and henceforth, I don't really listen to much music. However, for argumentative purposes I'd say that the Beatles are the best music group ever, Fleetwood Mac is in my top five most underrated groups ever and if you put a gun to my head (no pun intended), I'd take Tupac over Notorious B.I.G. in the classic east coast / west coast rap "beef."

Like, OMG, have you seen the new Twilight movie? NO? Me neither. Honestly, its been a while since I've seen a truly good movie.

Here's my thing with books - they're a pain in the ass to carry around. Every time you move, the book collection becomes a huge chore, particularly when moving books that I purchased thinking that they'd be a great read and then I never actually got around to finishing or even starting. It can become quite humiliating. So, to avoid this I purchased an Amazon Kindle. Here's the deal, since you have to scroll through the listing of books on there, you get to see all the books you haven't finished or even started EVERY time you use the darn thing. EPIC FAIL.

Since this question is made to be awfully shallow since any of the real meaningful answers would be damn boring, I'll skip the "friendship" or "acceptance" type answers and instead, I'll "keep it real."

(1) MTV. Okay, hear me out on this one. I despise watching the channel now. It was a lot "cooler" back when they showed videos. But, no matter how crappy my day was or how depressing it may get I can just turn on MTV and realize, "Damn, these people really suck!"

(2) Fox News. See Above, "(1) MTV."

(3) You. Again, hear me out on this one. I figure that if you're an awesome person yet have some desire to be wanted, then this should have us both covered. You feel desired and then I feel content that I helped make your day.

(4) People Watching. This is somewhat similar to my MTV & Fox News (see above) picks yet I also get the joy of seeing people who don't suck too.

(5) The rare occasion when my iPhone crashes. I really do enjoy this disastrous event because it reminds me how pathetically attached I am to a device that I'm contractually obligated to. Just remember, when it comes to silly introspection, "there's an app for that!"

(6) Toothpaste. Seriously, have you ever been forced to go a day or two without brushing your teeth? Well, a couple years back when I went camping I did.

how creepy this question would be if people answered it truthfully. Anyway, as for this question, your guess is probably as good as mine.

either traveling or bringing my work home with me.

Well, since you asked, the carpet DOES match the curtains!

well, lets face it - you're on okcupid. Why not message me? It certainly never hurts to make a new friend.