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26 Indianapolis, IN Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:24am
Black, White
5′ 7″ (1.69m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I ended up on the front page of Reddit for being drunk and having a good time in public.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to school full time majoring in CIT and I'm a contractor for an IT cabling company. When I have free time, I like to attend drift events at whichever track happens to be hosting them at the time. I'm kind of a car guy, and there are video games in my house. According to OKCupid's standards, this pretty much makes me a terrorist.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trying to dig a hole to China in my sleep. Wow. So descriptive. Much disappointing. Very Doge. Wow.

Seriously, I'm great at avoiding stress, trying to find the bright side in things, and making sure everyone around me is having a good time. I also make a mean burger and I know how to -put the toilet seat down- (lid included).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm loud. I'm short. I don't like negativity. My mom thinks I'm cute, so I've got that going for me -- which is nice.

I try to be accommodating to the interests of others. Just because I express certain interests on this little dossier OKC has on me, doesn't mean I might not be able to relate to things you may like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

- Sushi
- Breakfast for dinner
- Salads*

*I actually really hate salads, but I should eat more of them.


- John Wick
- Gran Torino
- Reservoir Dogs
- Sling Blade
- Oldboy
- Clerks
- James Bond series
- Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
- Office Space
- RoboCop
- The Big Lebowski

TV shows:

- Parks & Recreation
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Trailer Park Boys
- Louie
- 24
- Chappelle's Show
- Workaholics
- Breaking Bad
- Sons of Anarchy
- Top Gear
- The Office
- The Walking Dead
- Archer
- Bob's Burgers
- Squidbillies


I love everything except opera and dubstep. I especially hate dubstep. Do not play dubstep around me if you don't want to see my best full-on creepy Buffalo Bill impression. I like country music and I blame my mom for that, play a George Strait song and I will pay attention to you for the rest of the night.


- I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
- Assholes Finish First
- Hilarity Ensues
- The ABCs of Manliness
- If Chins Could Kill
- World War Z
- The Zombie Survival Guide
- Band of Brothers
- Icewind Dale
- The Walking Dead (Graphic novel series)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- That obnoxious black cat of mine
- My Toyota AE86 and my Subaru BRZ
- Video games (go ahead, judge me)
- Music
- Drifting and road racing
- Exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Chasing new opportunities in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working or studying, but I tend to blow off the latter in favor of having fun with my friends. This usually ends up with me panic cramming on Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an ocarina, and I actually enjoy playing it.

Jack Bauer is my MCM every Monday.

I'm afraid of being rejected purely over my height (it happens sometimes).
You should message me if
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You want to be my doubles partner on Smash Bros

You like laughing

You know your way around a beer