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YoungKingOurs

26 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.69m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ron Swanson is my spirit animal. Please refrain from discussing feelings in front of the meat.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to school full time majoring in CIT and I'm a contractor for an IT cabling company. In August I start a new contract doing migration for large businesses. When I have free time, I like to attend drift events at whichever track happens to be hosting them at the time. I'm kind of a car guy, and there are video games in my house. According to OKCupid's standards, this pretty much makes me a terrorist.
I’m really good at
Trying to dig a hole to China in my sleep. Wow. So descriptive. Much disappointing. Very Doge. Wow.

Seriously, I'm great at avoiding taking certain aspects of life seriously, trying to find the bright side in things, and making sure everyone around me is having a good time. I also make a mean burger and I know how to -put the toilet seat down- (lid included).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm loud. I'm short. I don't like negativity. My mom thinks I'm cute, so I've got that going for me -- which is nice.

I try to be accommodating to the interests of others. Just because I express certain interests on this little dossier OKC has on me, doesn't mean I might not be able to relate to things you may like.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food:

- Sushi
- Breakfast for dinner
- Salads*

*I actually really hate salads, but I should eat more of them.

Movies

- Old Boy (the original, not the trash Spike Lee remake)
- Reservoir Dogs
- Sling Blade
- On Her Majesty's Secret Service
- Clerks
- The Man From Nowhere
- Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
- Office Space
- RoboCop
- The Big Lebowski

TV shows:

- Parks & Recreation
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- Trailer Park Boys
- Louie
- 24
- Chappelle's Show
- Workaholics
- Breaking Bad
- Sons of Anarchy
- Top Gear
- The Office
- The Walking Dead
- Archer
- Bob's Burgers
- Squidbillies

Music:

I love everything except opera and dubstep. I especially hate dubstep. Do not play dubstep around me if you don't want to see my best full-on creepy Buffalo Bill impression. I like country music and I blame my mom for that, play a George Strait song and I will pay attention to you for the rest of the night.

Books:

- I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
- Assholes Finish First
- Hilarity Ensues
- The ABCs of Manliness
- If Chins Could Kill
- World War Z
- The Zombie Survival Guide
- Band of Brothers
- Icewind Dale
- The Perks of Being a Wallflower
The six things I could never do without
- That obnoxious black cat of mine
- My Toyota AE86 and my Subaru BRZ
- Video games (go ahead, judge me)
- Music
- Drifting and road racing
- Exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chasing new opportunities in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably working or studying, but I tend to blow off the latter in favor of having fun with my friends. This usually ends up with me panic cramming on Sunday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an ocarina, and I actually enjoy playing it.

Jack Bauer is my MCM every Monday.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can make me laugh, or if this makes you laugh:

http://imgur.com/a/JqPdj#0

If you want to play disc golf with me.

Also, if you can initiate a conversation. I can only come up with so many weird questions to ask someone only for them to be too mortified to respond. I'm pretty sure I will marry the first girl that initiates an intelligible conversation with me.