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YourDoinItWrong

30 Denver, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–37
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:55am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a graphic designer with a witty, often crude sense of humor. I believe its difficult to know where the line is if you don't cross it from time to time.

I feel like online dating has crawled out of the stigma of being only for the socially inept, only to fall into that of being loaded with assholes and creeps. That being said, I'm by no means the ultra nice guy. If you fall, and your shoes fly off or you lose your wig and it gets sucked up by a street sweeper, I'm going to be asking if you're alright, but only while gasping for breath. I'd expect no less if the roles were reversed.

I love snowboarding, camping, white water rafting, poker, and am in the process of building a drift trike with a friend. This same friend and I have also started brewing our own beer, so we're probably going to wind up in body casts in the summer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated with my BFA in Communication Design and am currently a web designer for a midsized corporation.

I recently decided I need to get in better shape, so I've begun eating healthier and started doing crossfit a little while ago. While this has been one of the better decisions I've made in a while, I still like to get my drink on and eat like Adam Richman when the time calls for it.

I really want to adopt a retired greyhound. (The racing dogs, not an old bus. Although...)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Identifying a song from 3 notes or less, telling stories, making people laugh, and I like to think I'm pretty good at reading people. Whether you're making a huge bluff with ace high, have something heavy on your mind, or are trying not to laugh because you were just introduced to a man who goes by the name of Dick, I can usually tell.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Currently, my beard. It's becoming rather respectable. Otherwise, probably my eyes. I have strangely long eyelashes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Fahrenheit 451, How to Make Love Like a Pornstar: a Cautionary Tale, How to Be a Graphic Designer Without Losing Your Soul.

Movies:
Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Snatch, Rounders, The Matrix, Closer, Inception, The Departed, American History-X, Inglorious Basterds, Jackass, Blackhawk Down, The Dark Knight, Troy, 300, Kill Bill, I Love You Man, Dodgeball, Big Daddy, Burn After Reading, Drive, and any well done documentary.

Music:
Nine Inch Nails, Rammstein, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, Tool, How to Destroy Angels, Massive Attack, Alice in Chains, System of a Down, Mindless Self Indulgence, In Flames, Bassnectar, Odesza, Purity Ring, Daft Punk, Benny Benassi, PANTyRAiD, Deadmau5, The Glitch Mob, The Prodigy, Dr. Dre, Ice Cube, Westside Connection, Eminem, NWA, Notorious BIG, Nate Dogg, Nas, Lupe Fiasco, Florence + the Machine, Lana Del Rey, The Naked and Famous, The Ventures, Dion and the Belmonts, Otis Redding, Chuck Berry...

Comedians:
Jim Norton, Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jim Jefferies, Patton Oswalt, Tom Segura, Patrice O'Neil George Carlin...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Craft Beer
-Sans Serifs
-Witty Humor
-the Internet
-Good Friends
-Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Why Helvetica is so popular.
-Winning a WSOP bracelet.
-How the fuck Nicolas Cage still gets work.
-The fact that everyone named Daryl was a baby at some point. Little baby Daryl.
-Why I don't use Helvetica more often.
-How much of a boss Dick Cheney is to be able to shoot a man IN THE FACE, only for said man to get on national television and apologize for having gotten shot in the face. Straight. Gangster.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably playing poker, having alcohols with friends, or making it a Blockbuster night because I have many people to see about many important things the next day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I could watch videos of babies laughing or toddlers falling down ALL. DAY. LONG.

r/ChildrenFallingDown - you can thank me later.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You have some music or a film to share with me. I always like being introduced to new stuff.
-You enjoy very cerebral humor right along side watching Johnny Knoxville fall down a flight of stairs.
-You appreciate a long winded, but vivid story.
-You are fitness minded or enjoy being active.
-You enjoy getting lost in conversation. This is a huge one. There are few bigger turn-ons for me than a skilled conversationalist.
-You want to hit up one of our many fine local microbreweries.
-You've ever lit a couch on fire because you were cold.