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YourHeartNinja

31 M Sugar Land, TX

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Two-year college
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile, make yourself comfy.

I really don't like talking about myself, but this section is designed to make me talk about myself. Really don't like this section.

I've been living in Sugar Land for a few years.I don't play mind games nor do I have the time for it.Im fairly nerdy, I know meaningless trivia and deemed Mr Fix-it around the house. I've been told i'm the funnest guy in the room. I take the modest comedian stance on that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a real job 40 hours a week, comes with benefits and morning rush hour traffic. I travel every once in a while for work or visit family.Mostly work, because they pay for it. I host a podcast for your listening pleasure and youtube channel for your viewing....um...pleasure.

Other then work, youtube work, and podcasting...I like watching movies, going to parks, playing volleyball, bike riding, kickball, dodgeball, or playing video games. I've lost 25 pounds and looking to get more fit. My life is more dynamic then that honestly, nothing is ever that black and white.

I'm am spontaneous when I want to. I once took a road trip to Austin planned at 1am. Just because I saw adventure, doughnuts and an awesome excuse to get outta town.

I'm a home body too surprisingly. Cooking dinner at home, watching movies or relaxing listening to music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bad puns, making line crossing jokes, cooking, fixing your tv setup, and eating. Im awesome at that last one ;P

Want instant fun? Just add caffeine.

I'm a Jack of all trades, master of none.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They say my bald head, I like to call myself more aerodynamic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Honestly I don't get to bury my head into a book too often. I do read a lot on the internet. My side gig requires it and the internet contains a bunch of short stories.Some are more then 140 characters at time. Does Reddit count? Cause I'll read the shit out of that site.

Movies: Too much to say! My all time favorites are Back to the Future, Karate Kid( the original), The Brothers Bloom, All the Marvel Superhero movies, The Avengers, Kung Fu Hustle, Any Kevin Smith movie and some Tarantino movies. Gimme a good heist movie any day.

Shows: I don't get to sit in front of the tv too often. When I did, I watched community, mad men(I'm 2 season behind), Archer and @midnight

Music: I have universal taste except....country. I'm warming up to it, but I know that might be a deal break for some. I grew up 18 years in the north and they normally dont play that kinda stuff. But I am a fan from rock to R&B. My spotify playlist is really all over the spectrum. NIN to Al Green. Metric to Noisestorm. Lately i've been digging The Heavy, She, Anamanaguchi and Childish Gambino.

Food: feed it to me and I'll tell you if I like it. Good pizza (kinda a snob about it), chinese food, Tex/Mex or Italian any day. Chocolate Chip Mint is ice cream of choice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The basics for living?

Food
Shelter
Car
Phone
internet
gummy bears

Oh you mean for life?

Phone ( it's the Swiss army knife of electronics)
Friends( they keep me grounded)
Family (they let me know more about my blood and the definition of insanity)
Internet(I know, shallow...but it makes these days so much easier)
Fiction(books, movies and video games...a good reality escape)
Music(I just need it.)

and love...too cheesy?....honestly I think that was a joke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a flux capacitor.
What did I forget at the office.
What to make for dinner? Or who delivers?
What am I doing this weekend? What am I doing after work?
Do I base my relationship dynamics off of Buster and Babs Bunny? (If you don't know them, you're too young for me)

(Not to sound boastful...) I'm single, told I was funny, have a career and jobs, no kids, no ex baggage...how am I single? I must be doing something wrong...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing. Movies, dinner out or video games. Honesty is work exhausting. Saturday and Sunday? That's a different story....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cant touch my pinky to my thumb.

Guess that's not really private.

I used to played DDR really well.

That's not really private either...crap.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm fun, who doesn't like mail anyway?

except for spam...no one likes that shit.

You send it, I'll read it. Sort of like that look you give across bar.

Criteria? (a plus, but not a deal breaker)
The club isnt your first go to for fun.
Im nerdy, if you can get over that, you're golden.
If you're nerdy, you got +5 points in my book.
Doesnt mind getting down and dirty for fun.
Not too picky about food.