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32 Sugar Land, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 8
Pacific Islander
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Average build
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), English (Somewhat), English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Welcome to my profile, make yourself comfy.

I really don't like talking about myself, but this section is designed to make me talk about myself. Really don't like this section.

I've been living in Sugar Land for a few years.I don't play mind games nor do I have the time for it. I love to laugh, I'll do anything for a good punchline.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a real job 40 hours a week, comes with benefits and morning rush hour traffic. I travel every once in a while for work or visit family.Mostly work, because they pay for it. I write for a youtube channel too

Other then work, youtube work, I like watching movies, going to parks, playing volleyball, bike riding, kickball, dodgeball, or playing video games. I've lost 25 pounds and looking to get more fit. My life is more dynamic then that honestly, nothing is ever that black and white.

I'm am spontaneous when I want to. I once took a road trip to Austin planned at 1am. Just because I saw adventure, doughnuts and an awesome excuse to get outta town.

I'm a home body too surprisingly. Cooking dinner at home, watching movies or relaxing listening to music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
bad puns, making line crossing jokes, cooking, fixing your tv setup, and eating. Im awesome at that last one ;P

Want instant fun? Just add caffeine.

I'm a Jack of all trades, master of none.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They say my bald head, I like to call myself more aerodynamic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Honestly I don't get to bury my head into a book too often. Although I'm reading Ready Player One. I do read a lot on the internet. My side gig requires it and the internet contains a bunch of short stories.Some are more then 140 characters at time. Does Reddit count? Cause I'll read the shit out of that site.

Movies: Too much to say! My all time favorites are Back to the Future, Karate Kid( the original), The Brothers Bloom, All the Marvel Superhero movies, The Avengers, Kung Fu Hustle, Any Kevin Smith movie and some Tarantino movies. Gimme a good heist movie any day.

Shows: I don't get to sit in front of the tv too often. Archer,Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Daredevil, Silicon Valley, House of Cards, Rescue Me.

Music: I have universal taste I'm warming up to it, but I know that might be a deal break for some. I grew up 18 years in the north and they normally dont play that kinda stuff. But I am a fan from rock to R&B. My spotify playlist is really all over the spectrum. NIN to Al Green. Metric to Noisestorm. Lately i've been digging The Heavy, She, Anamanaguchi and Childish Gambino.

Food: feed it to me and I'll tell you if I like it. Good pizza (kinda a snob about it), chinese food, Tex/Mex or Italian any day. Chocolate Chip Mint is ice cream of choice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The basics for living?

gummy bears

Oh you mean for life?

Phone ( it's the Swiss army knife of electronics)
Friends( they keep me grounded)
Family (they let me know more about my blood and the definition of insanity)
Internet(I know, shallow...but it makes these days so much easier)
Fiction(books, movies and video games...a good reality escape)
Music(I just need it.)

and love...too cheesy?....honestly I think that was a joke
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make a flux capacitor.
What did I forget at the office.
What to make for dinner? Or who delivers?
What am I doing this weekend? What am I doing after work?
Do I base my relationship dynamics off of Buster and Babs Bunny? (If you don't know them, you're too young for me)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Relaxing. Movies, dinner out or video games. Honesty is work exhausting. Saturday and Sunday? That's a different story....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Im nerdy.

Guess that's not really private.

I used to played DDR really well.

That's not really private either...crap.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm fun, who doesn't like mail anyway?

except for one likes that shit.

You send it, I'll read it.

Dating to you more or less hanging out with a romantic interest.

You're really here to meet someone. I've got enough friends and women that sent me to Friendenhiem.

Criteria? (a plus, but not a deal breaker)
The club isnt your first go to for fun.
Im nerdy, if you can get over that, you're golden.
If you're nerdy, you got +5 points in my book.
Doesnt mind getting down and dirty for fun.
Not too picky about food.
Got colored hair...huge turn on.
Tats, let your skin tell me a story.