I am a professional pan-handler. My other job is an ass model. That seems to pay better =). Accordingly, I am also probably the most interesting guy you will meet in this entire place, go ahead and look, I'll wait.

I like to listen to girls, then tease them on whatever they say. That is a 100% money-back guarantee. Sometimes I pretend to be a jerk, but you'll forgive that, because I'm fun.

I graduated from Brown University where I studied film and culture. I put that piece of sh*t education to good use by running my own fashion/style consulting business. Film and fashion...completely related, I swear. =P

(edit: hmm...OK Cupid censors my profile, talk about 1984! nah uh!)

Creativity is extremely sexy. I am all about self-expression, whether that's through art, writing, film...anything really. You can attract me with your beauty, but you'll only keep me with your wit, authenticity, and ingenuity.

If you're lucky, you might catch me painting a room on a film set, play wrestling with the kids I teach in my after school chess program, or making high school kids smarter by helping them ace their SATs lol. Or even gliding on the dance floor of a cozy lounge in my Hugo Boss sneaks!

In my free time, I enjoy the artistic beauties life has to offer: fashion, interior design, art, and women.

Basically, it's the lazy things in life I find the most alluring: lounging on the beach, camping and relaxing by the campfire making smores and telling funny stories, traveling the world and hostel-hopping while being propositioned by prostitutes in Shanghai (true story!)

And my favorite. Imagine this: cuddling by a fireplace in a floating hammock, falling asleep after a long night of easy-flowing, stimulating conversation...only to wake up with our lips touching, before our eyes have even opened.

If you're ready to be taken by a man who knows what he wants, doesn't compromise on those values and aspirations, yet always makes things interesting...then contact me now.

AND YOU

This is why you are cool.
-happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind
-a drive to know and explore, well-read, intelligent
-open to the world
-joy swims in the air around you
-a doer, not a watcher
-connects with people, talkative, flirty, and fun
-strong, both in obvious and secret ways
-a challenge: you know when to tease, but also when to become serious, open up, and trust
-goes after what she wants (so MESSAGE ME if you're interested)

First Date
My perfect first date is a non-date. It's two people being together and getting to know one another. Let's stay in the moment and explore...

We could go furniture window shopping at Z Gallerie, because I bet you we'd learn more about each other from the decor we pick out. Plus, I just like furniture.

Filming
Writing
Designing
Tutoring
Working w/ kids

creative things - writing, fashion, design, etc.

How incredibly irresistible I am LOL.

Fight Club
Mulholland Drive
American History X
Forrest Gump
Minority Report
Pulp Fiction
2046
Shawshank Redemption
The Green Mile
Top Gun
North by Northwest
and many other old movies

1984
Brave New World
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
as a kid, the Christopher Pike novels

-creativity
-humor
-good stories and films
-the Internet
-good fashion and design
-sushi

You should probably stay away! I'm a dirty young man and I'll corrupt you! And it'd be your fault for seducing me...I can't be held responsible for the things you do...

This is why you are cool.
-happy, compassionate, and reflexively kind
-a drive to know and explore, well-read, intelligent
-open to the world
-joy swims in the air around you
-a doer, not a watcher
-connects with people, talkative, flirty, and fun
-strong, both in obvious and secret ways
-a challenge: you know when to tease, but also when to become serious, open up, and trust
-goes after what she wants (so MESSAGE ME if you're interested)