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42 Montreal, Quebec, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Well...I guess this is where I pimp myself (only it won't cost you anything if we do business). I recently consulted my ego (we're good friends) and it told me that I'm fun(ny), slightly quirky, friendly, entelajent, open-minded, affectionate, easy-going, patient, creative, kind, optimistic, spontaneous, SANE, empathetic, generous, and genuine. I hope I'm right about myself. Well, those are traits I value in others anyway. I also seem to be good at making others feel at ease (which comes in handy in the internet dating world). I'm a mix of pragmatic and romantic...depending on what the situation calls for.

I still enjoy playing, and being silly/goofy (yes, I know how to spell intelligent)...but I can just as easily be serious when needed (i.e. meeting your parents). I don't take life too seriously..or internet dating. I mesh well with people who are optimistic/positive, kind, witty, introspective, and spontaneous...and know how to live in the moment. I can easily laugh at myself...and never feel the need to belittle others to feed my ego.

I'm looking for fun, friendly, and casual experiences....without expectations. But I also desire connections of substance...regardless of it's outcome. Ultimately, I would love to meet someone who really excites me, and develop something more meaningful....I would just rather avoid prematurely jumping into anything serious before we've really had time to get to know each other. I'm far from being the jealous or possessive type...and would far rather get to know someone for who she is than what I want her to be. You just need to be relatively sane.

I like kids...(but I don't think I can eat a whole one). I also like dogs and cats...they're delicious! Seriously, I do like kids and animals. In fact, I'm taking care of a 2 year old Yorkshire / Westheimer Terrier...he's a beast.

Honestly, I'm not really in relationship mode these days...but I guess I would like to be pleasantly surprised like most people. I'm just in a 'need to sort out a few things before I feel like I can truly be there for someone' place in my life. Getting there.

To appease the shallowness in us all...I'm 179.45273lbs (approximately). I'm feeling more 'average' than 'athletic' these days (even though technically I'm more on the fit side). I could lose 15 or 20 pounds...but I exercise.

FYI...I'm not an A-list I won't know if you add me to your 'quickmatch' list. Why not just write and say hi?...guys like attention too.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not that it defines me in any way...I'm working in the catering industry. I'm educated as a painter (artist)...which might explain why I work in the food industry.

I enjoy tennis, hockey, skiing, snowshoeing, badminton, soccer, jogging, swimming, and mountain biking, I like to camp, and have pretty much everything we will need...except a car. I use my trusty bike to get around the city...even in the winter (yup, one of those people).

I like looking at pretty things...and not so pretty things. Wandering through a gallery and deconstructing art is bliss to me. Company is always nice.

Fyi...I live alone in the 'trendy' Plateau...(I have my own fridge and everything).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...pushing the period key on my laptop............................(see).

...and being compassionate, fun, generous, affectionate, and making others feel at ease...

...and at randomly composing a variety of words together to convey a message that is essentially void of content and meaning; in a way that mocks it's own intent, and reinforces it's insignificant existence.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I look.....which includes the clothes I happen to be wearing that day.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I confess...I'm not much of a reader. I absorb information primarily via documentaries, online articles/videos (such as TED Talks), and educational tv programs. Most of the books, shows, and documentaries that I absorb revolve around social behavior, the human condition, psychology, and painting. Currently, some of my favorite artists include Lucian Freud, Jenny Saville, Eric Fischi, John Currin, Andy Goldsworthy, Chuck Close, Richard Serra, Gerhard Richter, and Vik Muniz...but there are so many interesting artists; it's constantly evolving.

Film makers : Coen Brothers, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Wes Anderson, Spike Jonze, Jean-Pierre Jeanet, Luc Besson, and Quentin Tarantino. I really like documentaries.

Music: I like everything from electronica (mostly drum n' bass, dub step, ambient, and breakbeats) and world music, to classical and rock...and alternative, hip hop/rap...funk, punk...the happy birthday song. I LOVE to shake my bum to beats (mostly to electronica)...although, I'm not much of a dance partner when it comes to rehearsed steps (you would probably have to lead me).

I'm not picky about food...and enjoy trying new dishes. I'm also not much of a cook (sorry mom)...but I have nice kitchen supplies. I can carve a mean fruit platter...and can make simple dishes look appetizing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lists of things I could never do without.
2. Money (unfortunately).
3. My sanity.
4. Art.
5. Sex/affection.
6. Humour (my sense of humour).
7. My iPhone (how embarrassing).
8. My bike.
9. My toothbrush.
10. My dog 'Bob'.
11. My ability to count.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game. behavior...and the various ways that people manage, contrive, and perceive their relationships with others...and the world around them. Motivated primarily by my interest in investigating these variables creatively through painting. Although, I'm not terribly ambitious about painting...not yet anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably masturbating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My french is 'grave'....anglophone alert.

I don't like the taste of, there's nothing wrong with me. I've never been much of a drinker.

I procrastinate (it took me a long time to include that in my profile).

I'm not perfectly symmetrical.

I have absolutely no desire to fit in.

I pick up my dogs poop every day.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. have a positive/optimistic attitude, and don't take life (or internet dating) too seriously. Bonus points if you're FUN(ny), witty, kind, spontaneous, intelligent (especially emotionally intelligent), introspective, a good communicator, honest, and genuine. Double bonus points for being creative...or at least appreciating the arts.

You are open-minded.....respect all people, regardless of their race, religion, sexual orientation, or social status.....and know the difference between confidence and arrogance. play tennis.....even though I'm having shoulder issues these days.

Don't message me if you're a social climber...or arrogant, shallow, egocentric, judgmental, short-tempered, an art-snob, gossipy, or self centred....or adopt the word 'cool' as a way to elevate your social status and supress/discriminate against others...or if you're embarrassed about having a profile on a dating site.

If you subscribe to religious doctrine/propaganda then we probably won't end up in a romantic relationship...but it doesn't mean we can't be friends.

I know my profile is slightly 'epic'. Thanks for taking the time to read it. You just earned a gold star.