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31 San Diego, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 16
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
IG: dialatedpupil

I live vicariously... through myself.
I have taught many old dogs new tricks.
The dark is afraid of me.
My signature once won a Pulitzer.
I can speak flawless French... in Russian.
I tell my milk when, and if to expire.
My cable guy tells me to the minute when he will be arriving.
Chuck Norris has a list of facts about me.
I once started a fire using dental floss and water.
Roses stop to smell me.
Nightclubs have lines of doormen waiting to greet me.
I tip 200%.
If I wish you good luck, you will win the lottery.
I never use oven mits, or potholders.
Bigfoot tries to capture photos of me.
I deep sea fish with a lasso.
I once won the Tour de France, but was disqualified for using a unicycle.

I don't always listen to music, but when I do, so do the neighbors...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Improving patient safety around the world with technology. I market inventions that help us get better faster.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading and writing... Clicking, double-clicking... Regular, rigorous regiments of relaxation... Alliteration... Selecting roses.... Taking dares... Wasting time... Driving fast... Trivia!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My devastatingly handsome cellphone case
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love biographies.. Steve Jobs, the Google founders, Anthony Keidis, Motley Crue, Kitchen Confidential.. I'm also reading Reality is Broken, War of Art, and Mastery...

I spend hours on spotify sometimes... Blues, jazz, reggae, dubstep, downtempo edm... Sinatra, Al Green, Miles Davis, Led Zepp, Pink Floyd, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Soundgarden, STP, 2pac, Ice Cube, Kid Ink, Wiz Khalifa, Bob & Damian Marley, Steel Pulse, Sublime, 311, Curren$y, Zedd, Deadmau5, Deorro, Chuckie, and anything played at WMC.. I listen to country when Im in the country, but not here....

Indonesian and Brazillian are my favorite foods..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coconuts, 85% cacao or above chocolate, airplanes, saltwater, dancing, adventurous craft cocktails that have been lit on fire, my surfboard, pepper, Omega-3s, large pieces of iron, saltwater, heated seats, airplane wifi, inspiration, my pocket-sized glowing rectangle that plugs my brain into the universe...

Thats way more than six and Im sorry Im not sorry. #highfuckingmaintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Saving the world
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Filing my taxes or practicing filing my taxes... Wtf is a typical Friday night?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my social security number is 393-98-0119

In my previous life I was the world's sexiest dolphin. The attention was suffocating...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like bacon, give good back rubs and you want to eat, drink, and laugh like a boss.