Dance like nobody's watching... because nobody is... everyone is on their phone...
You only YOLO once...
What I’m doing with my life
Improving patient safety around the world with technology. I market inventions that help us get better faster, and I try to get better at it every day.
I’m really good at
Reading and writing... Clicking, double-clicking... Regular,
rigorous regiments of relaxation... Alliteration... Selecting
roses.... Taking dares... Wasting time... Driving fast... Trivia!
The first things people usually notice about me
As a master ninja, this has never happened before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love biographies.. Steve Jobs, the Google founders, Anthony Keidis, Motley Crue, Kitchen Confidential.. I'm also reading Reality is Broken, War of Art, and Mastery...
I spend hours on spotify sometimes... Blues, jazz, reggae, dubstep, downtempo edm... Sinatra, Al Green, Miles Davis, Led Zepp, Pink Floyd, Motley Crue, Nirvana, Soundgarden, STP, 2pac, Ice Cube, Kid Ink, Wiz Khalifa, Bob & Damian Marley, Steel Pulse, Sublime, 311, Curren$y, Zedd, Deadmau5, Deorro, Chuckie, and anything played at WMC.. Frank Ocean, Miguel, Kendrick Lamar, Lil Wayne, the Weeknd.. I listen to country when Im in the country, but not here...
The six things I could never do without
Coconuts, 85% cacao or above chocolate, airplanes, saltwater, dancing, adventurous craft cocktails that have been lit on fire, my surfboard, pepper, Omega-3s, large pieces of iron, saltwater, heated seats, airplane wifi, inspiration, my pocket-sized glowing rectangle that plugs my brain into the universe...
Thats way more than six and Im sorry Im not sorry. #highmaintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Does Baby Spice call herself Middle Aged Spice now? And what about when shes old? Will she call herself Old Spice? Then can Old Spice sue her for copyright infringement?
On a typical Friday night I am
Filing my taxes, playing bingo, building model airplanes, eating McDonalds, drinking domestic beer. Get on my level.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my social security number is 393-98-0119
In my previous life I was the world's sexiest dolphin. The attention was suffocating...