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My self-summary
I like my eyeshadow like i like my coffee: black. If I'm fond of you, expect a lot of hand picked wildflowers & post-it notes with cute stuff on them. I ramble, I run into things, I fall asleep in my Cocoa Pebbles, and I lose the interest of most around me when i go off about Local Ink Therapy Sessions. I have the memory of a goldfish, so don't mind me if I take a bunch of photos. I'm in denial of the fact that I live in Florida (I love the outdoors!...after 9pm). My current passions in life involve Animal Rights/Vegetarianism, Feminism, Slowly Learning New Languages, and My Undying Craving of Social Interaction. I believe in Mermaids, and I feel that man's best friend is, in fact, a bunny rabbit. I'm in an open relationship with my Netflix account (it's complicated). I think shoes should only be worn on serious occasions. I can't cut a rug by any means, but I'll sing musicals to you under the stars if you're lucky. Will you be my gym buddy? Oh. Suit yourself, kid.

Coffee Test Subject
Ink Collector
International Traveler
Long Distance Lover
Animal Care Specialist
Star Gazer
Professional Cuddler
Assistant Manager @ Local Kissing Booth
Space Cadet

Instagram: dontcarrotall25

"You have a brain in your head, you have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself anywhere you choose!" -Dr Seuss

Shuffle your feet to this oldie but goody-
Tell your dad I said hi- A Mountain Of Sorts:
What I’m doing with my life
Crunching numbers, slingin' food, walking dogs, music gigs, turning $50 into $100. If I'm awake, I'm making money. But mostly, I'm bottle feeding sick animals 8-12 hours a day.
I’m really good at
Babysitting, problem solving, monopoly, cooking, making music, writing, texting, making cd compilations if I'm really crushing on you, retail therapy, taking care of animals, spoiling my little sister
The first things people usually notice about me
I like to pretend that the answer to this question would be "my tattoos". But who am I kidding, it's usually my accent. Or the fact that I ramble on and on...about the same four things...everyday. Do you concur??? Sorry/not sorry. I digress.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Written On The Body, Foxfie, Candy, The Hours, Jane Eyre, Gut Symmetries, Madness, Lucky, A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, Happy Accidents, Don't Sweat the Small Stuff, The Bell Jar, Rubyfruit Jungle, Early Embraces, The Awakening, ANYTHING WRITTEN BY MICHELLE TEA!

Movies: Requium For A Dream, Donnie Darko, Fried Green Tomatoes, My Fair Lady, Gia, Waking Life, Primer, The Box, The Sound of Music, Royal Tenenbaums, Mulholland Drive, Eraserhead, The Elephant Man, Spirited Away, Grave of the Fireflies, The World According to Garp, Hook, Ponyo, Jumanji, Annie, Rent, Star Wars, Mary Poppins, James & the Giant Peach, The Fantastic Mr Fox, Moonrise Kingdom, Bottle Rocket, No Country for Old Men, The Fountain, Oklahoma, Cabaret, Oranges are not the Only Fruit, Tipping the Velvet, Fingersmith, Pete's Dragon, Beauty & the Beast, Ponyo, Howl's Moving Castle, *ANYTHING WITH JODIE FOSTER!*

Music: Tegan & Sara, Kings Of Leon, Mirah, Dupstep, Passion Pit, The Smiths, The Cure, Florence + The Machine, Panda Bear/Animal Collective, The Go! Team, Fleetwood Mac/Stevie Nicks, Skrillex, Flux Pavillion, Little Dragon, Joanna Newsom, Lykke Li, Miles Davis, The Black Kids, The Jezabels, The Neighbourhood, Discovery, Lana Del Rey, Danielson Famile, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bob Dylan, Tom Waits, Leonard Cohen, Jake Bugg, Rufus Wainwright, Fiona Apple, Coldplay, Radiohead, Rilo Kiley, Beep Beep, Metric, The Lovely Feathers, She & Him, Haim, Phantogram, Modest Mouse, The Velvet Underground, Fleet Foxes, Kristin Hersh, Neko Case, Lucinda Williams, Ryan Adams, Explosions in the Sky, The Album Leaf, Mono, Mogwai, Manitoba, Architecture in Helsinki, Martha Wainwright, Lou Reed. Most Post Rock, Alt Country, Garage Bands, Indie Rock, Funk, Doo Wop.

Food: Mexican, Italian, Chinese, [raw vegan]

Shows: Dr Who, Ab Fab, Squidbillies, Golden Girls, Six Feet Under, Queer as Folk, Golden Sisters, Off Their Rockers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Office, Seinfeld, Orange is the New Black, Breaking Bad, The IT Crowd, The X-Files, Parenthood, King of the Hill, Gracepoint, Twin Peaks, American Horror Story, Adventure Time
The six things I could never do without
1. My Teddy Bear
2. Wifi
3. My Sister
4. Backpack
5. La Croix
6. Acoustic Guitar
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Weather, the end of the world, tree houses, desert islands, recycling, having kids, squirrels, ellen page naked, Rachel Maddow, 2016 Olympics, girls volleyball, Canada, Time Travel, space adventures, a honeymoon in Italy, my future goal of owning a million pairs of Sperry Top-Sliders, my Nana's potato soup.
On a typical Friday night I am
writing an old fashioned letter to a far away friend, recording music, reading a Jeanette Winterson novel...or anything by Virginia Woolf, spending 6 hours in a bookstore/library, watching Dr Who or Ab Fab, singing in my treehouse, curling up on the couch with Netflix. But usually, I'm working at the pet store.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"I fell in love with her courage, her sincerity and her flaming self respect. And it's these things I'd believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn't all she should be. I love her, and that is the beginning of everything" -F. Scott Fitzgerald

Oh, and I sleep with a 46 year old teddy bear...who is also tattooed on my arm :)
You should message me if
I'm not really on here these days, I'm more into texting. If you dig indie music and let me play guitar for you...we'll get along just fine.
I'll bring my acoustic and a full picnic basket, you bring the champagne & meet me at the beach at midnight.