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_NachoHoney_

27 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish

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My self-summary
Moving to Brooklyn!...

This profile is best viewed while listening to "I've got so much to give" by Barry White, "Magic man" by Heart, and then maybe "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a programmer/researcher at a small tech startup in SoHo that does large-scale data analytics, mostly for big evil banks.
I’m really good at
Pressing elevator buttons with the tip of my umbrella and putting the deck of cards back in the box in their original order.
Flirting with old ladies.
Photobombing.
Freeing up my right hand when I need stuff from my left pant pocket
Flinging toothpaste at the mirror
The first things people usually notice about me
Long dreamy eyelashes you can get lost in. Also my big sturdy nose...which you can also get lost in.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will not spend another minute of my life staring at this question.
The six things I could never do without
Dogs in the workplace
procatinator.com
Good-smelling soap
Really satisfying yawn-stretches
Sitting in a warm sunspot in a cool room
Cat belly-rubs

I realize this list makes me sound like I'd be perfectly happy with a life as a domesticated pet.

I also really dig asymmetry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Helvetica scenario
Will I ever get around to watching The Wire?
How are you supposed to hold your arms when you're going down stairs
My face would look good on a muppet
And finally, who are all these ridiculously lame people who exist on OKCupid, that seem to bombard females-of-whom-they-want-the-sex with terrifyingly stupid messages, that people will sometimes blog about (which I enjoy reading very much, thank you bloggers)? Are these people that I know? WHO are these CRAZY people??
...Dr. Zizmor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting annoyed about having to put on pants to receive my seamless order.

Or maybe vacuuming cat hairs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a nasty habit of not finishing books. One day, Infinite Jest, one day...

There is a single hair that grows long on the right side of my chest, and every few weeks I notice it, decide to yank it out, and it just grows back and the cycle repeats. Now you know.

I also like watching people tinder on the subway. I've tried tinder, but I find it mind-numbingly boring.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're ok with every once in a while--for about a week after getting a haircut--me (occasionally) looking like Jim Carrey's character in dumb & dumber.

Also, you're not afraid to be ambitious and intelligent. Hearing about what you're into > seeing another selfie.

Also, send me funny internet links.

Also also, if you either have a not-bland profile (laid-back! Adventurous! Netflix!) or your answers to questions are fun to read.

And above all, if you would play monopoly with me while I eat a whole cheesecake.

I'm an INFP, if that's your thang.