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27 • M • Brooklyn, NY
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 23–33
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 9:05am
- Hispanic / Latin
- 5′ 8″ (1.73m)
- Body Type
- Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
- Aries, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English, Spanish
Flirting with old ladies.
Freeing up my right hand when I need stuff from my left pant pocket
Flinging toothpaste at the mirror
Getting along with people, even if they suck
Double-bouncing small children in bouncy castles
Really satisfying yawn-stretches
Sitting in a warm sunspot in a cool room
I realize this list makes me sound like I'd be perfectly happy with a life as a domesticated pet.
I also really dig asymmetry.
Will I ever get around to watching The Wire?
How are you supposed to hold your arms when you're going down stairs
I will never truly get all my laundry done unless I go to the laundromat naked
My face would look good on a muppet
And finally, who are all these ridiculously lame people who exist on OKCupid, that seem to bombard females-of-whom-they-want-the-sex with terrifyingly stupid messages, that people will sometimes blog about (which I enjoy reading very much, thank you bloggers)? Are these people that I know? WHO are these CRAZY people??
The lives of stock photo people
What I'd do in a Groundhog Day scenario. I come back to this a lot...
Or maybe vacuuming cat hairs.
There is a single hair that grows long on the right side of my chest, and every few weeks I notice it, decide to yank it out, and it just grows back and the cycle repeats. Now you know.
I feel a little sentimental when I replace my loofah.
I also like watching people tinder on the subway (I've tried tinder, but I find it mind-numbingly boring).
Also, you're not afraid to be ambitious and intelligent. Hearing about what you're into > seeing another selfie.
Also, send me funny internet links.
Also also, if you either have a not-bland profile (laid-back! Adventurous! Netflix!) or your answers to questions are fun to read.
And above all, if you would play monopoly with me while I eat a whole cheesecake.
And it'd be great if you knew how to play the piano, so I could lay suggestively on top of it while you play.
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