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Dean is an American designer and world-wide adventurer.
Blinded from years of study and rubbing elbows with unapt women, it was finally revealed to Dean that all of his friends had been kidnapped!
These perpetrators, known to some as "spouses", shone a harsh light on Dean's derelict quest for love. Undermanned, in search of his own kidnapper, Dean set out on his quest with high hopes!
RANDOMNESS (not in 3rd person)
Small talk drives me nuts. I'd rather have interesting conversations...or just find the closest window to jump out of.
There's just not enough time in a day to learn all the things that I want to learn, create all the things I want to make, and do all the things that I want to do. I am passionately curious. If I could, I would have a different job every month.
I like to challenge people's ideas. Mostly because they're wrong. But also because I think how someone defends their beliefs says a lot.
I'm constantly trying to find the balance between wanting to improve myself and being content with who I am in the moment. All the while appreciating the now and never taking anything too seriously.
I'm not a sports watching guy. I would rather go outside and burn some of my own calories. Live sport events are somewhat more tolerable, but still super low on my amazing list of super fun shit to do with the rest of my life. Except hockey. I'm always up to grab my scarf and head down to see a live ice hockey game.
I have the memory of a concussed goldfish. It's totally endearing.