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32 Paris, France Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:55pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
French guy living in the 28th arrondissement of Paris.
More details below : )
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Professionnaly, making paranoical guesses at what terrible things could happen to companies (major flood, cybercriminals, plane crash on a building, zombie invasion and so on...) and creating complicate (cough) stuff to save them afterwards.

Concerning the rest, more details below : )
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
dancing, cooking, procastinating, telling jokes that noone understands despite their obvious comical potential, finding my way with or without a map, making unusual idea associations, sleeping, finding logical inconsistencies and pointing them with subtlety... sometimes (the funniest part : ) and sarcasm. Oh, and I can't help teasing people. So you'll have to be good at repartee to survive me !
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My incredible/weird/despicable (depending on the interlocutor) sense of humor. I'm afraid I make a (sweet) mockery of almost everything I encounter...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So many things to say, I don't know where to begin...

Books : I enjoy to read whatever falls into my hands : magazines, books, websites, leaflets etc... My favorites authors are E-E Schmitt, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Max Brooks, Peter F. Hamilton, and J-R-R Tolkien.

Movies : Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, Hot fuzz, The Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, Gattaca, Starwars, Kiss kiss bang bang, Very Bad Cop, Dark City, Holy Grail, Les tontons Flingueurs, OSS117...

Music : Percussions (Stomp), Metal/Hard Rock (Shaka ponk, Offspring, Led Zeppelin, RATM, ACDC and so on...), Electro (Justice, Kavinsky, ...), OST

Shows : Arrested Development, South Park, Firefly, Red Dwarf

Art (yeah, I add whatever category I want : p) : Klimt, Dali, El Greco, Mucha, Pre-Raphaelism

Food : among others, I worship duck, japanese food (and I'm talking about something that isn't limited to sushis and yakitoris !) and (excellent) burgers

Besides, I spend much of my free time between running, practising theater improvisation, dancing rock and doing highly intellectual stuff (yep, that was ironical) with my friends
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, time alone, my friends, headbanging, the Internet and full steam spacemachine !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
everything and nothing. It depends on my mood and my current fields of interest, which can be numerous : )
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I played a tramp and a consultant in a short film. Astonishingly, I was way more convincing as a tramp than playing what I really do for a living. Maybe it's a sign...