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YuleB

47 San Diego, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 33–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK, here goes: I've had all my shots and come potty-trained, what more could a woman want? I'm looking for pretty much the same (easy, right?)

Oh yeah, I've got a great sense of humor, 'cos if you can't laugh at life...well, the alternative really sucks. And I know it's difficult to meet people - or else none of us would be here. So when you read the profile - think stand up comedy, but with a big loving heart (yes, I'm a softie).

I'm a scientist. You know, like one of those guys that used to get beat up for their lunch money and stuffed into a locker in high school? But I'm not bitter...(they only stole my chocolate milk money)...and I don't wear the pocket protector anymore....only on special days...like Einstein's birthday. I'm lying about that, I have no idea when Einstein was born. And - as we all know - pocket protectors are for engineers ;-) I work in the biotherapeutic and vaccine industry which......um, I can feel your eyes glazing already while reading this part. Summary: Happy-go-lucky nerdy-smart guy who has funny sarcastic wit and multiple degrees in science (with added bonus of 'potty-trained' and 'shots').

I hate writing about myself so I'll make it short and sweet: I'm a super nice guy, got the whole secure job thing (that seems a worrisome part to most of ladies profiles that I read), and -more importantly- I've got my head on straight (the voices in my head say I'm getting MUCH better <- that's a joke!! Please no more psychologists online! I don't hear voices. My mind is deviously fun - so beware!). I'm a true Southern gentleman from the Appalachian Mountain region in southern Virginia, so please no Deliverance jokes: Banjos and Dulcimers are sacred instruments of the Mountain Folk/Hill People. Don't worry - I don't have the biscuit-eatin' hic accent - it just means that I say, 'Please', 'Thank You', and I open doors for ladies - something that seems to missing from my California counterparts (lol!).

I am denuded, gut-funny, and pet safe....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ummmm...my parents ask me this all the time, and I still don't have a suitable answer. Wasn't the above enough?!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wouldn't YOU like to know......many, many things....

I love carpentry and have a power tool collection that would make Tim the Tool Man salivate. Some examples of my work can be seen in the photos, but I love to remodel and build/refinish things.

I'm also good at making people laugh at me or at life's nuances. Can you believe that I'm STILL not taken?!!

Neither can I :'-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I talk to myself in public...loudly....very loudly...(that's a joke). I'm bald, and folks generally stare at that first....so I usually stare back.....I do a great Uncle Fester - minus the light bulb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: ANYTHING from classics (Dumas, etc) to Chuck Palahniuk. Movie: Frailty, The Thing, Sci-Fi movies, anything with monkeys in it. Music: Anything Chill: DJ Shadow, NIN/Ministry (a sucker for the old stuff, not so chill, but everybody needs a little aggression in their life when working out), Portishead, Kascade, Zero7, DJ Krush anything trip-hop, and a sucker for 90's grunge (Alice in Chains, STP, Black Keys, etc). I like just about anything but the Bieb and Miley - but do have respect for the Timberlake and his SNL performances. Foods: I'm a guy, I'll eat anything...except Indian - got wicked food poisoning once - really quite evil - even the smell makes me ill :-()
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Beaches, my dog, MP3 player, Sun, and a monkey.......or any suitable primate to hang out with....go ahead, you can drop me a line!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to find my true love on the Internet.....which means I need some help from you. My friends have met some wonderful people on here. And we always follow the friends...like the time we all jumped off the bridge, following one right after the other...mom is still upset about that one - 'if so-and-so jumped off a bridge would you do it too?!'. Well,...yeah...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing a blog in Cupid? Possibly calling friends for bail money so that I don't get traded for cigs in prison?

Don't worry, I've never been arrested or put in jail (don't even have a parking ticket), BUT I have heard that what doesn't kill you in jail, will protect you for two cartons of Kools......(that's more humor - and probably really good advice if you find yourself in that particular situation.....)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got to keep some secrets! It's all part of the intrigue....

I watched "The Notebook" and it got to me. Everyone needs someone to love and to love them back - even though the ups and downs. And that's about as deep as I'll get on the Internet.

And for those that keep asking, it's not that I hate kids (I don't), I'm just past the age of having kiddos. Nobody wants to be playing ball when they are 60 - waiting for that hip to blow out. So I don't mind if you have kids - I just never got married or had any of my own. What can I say? I stayed home and studied!!
You should message me if
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You think I'm funny and like smooth men (as in shaven heads...get your mind out of the gutter!!). And you don't believe the Cupid tests...And are a teacher of the grand world of surfing. Or better yet, if you are just cool as a cuke, or think so.....'awesomeness' does qualify....