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46 M San Diego, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
OK, here goes: I've had all my shots and come potty-trained, what more could a woman want?

Oh yeah, I've got a great sense of humor, 'cos if you can't laugh at life...well, the alternative sucks. And I love to make people laugh! So when you read the profile - think stand up comedy, but with a big loving heart (yes, I'm a softie - with muscles)

I'm a scientist. You know, like one of those guys that used to get beat up for their lunch money and stuffed into a locker in high school? But I'm not bitter...(they only stole my chocolate milk money)...and I don't wear the pocket protector anymore....only on special Einstein's birthday. I'm lying about that, I have no idea when Einstein was born. And pocket protectors are for engineers ;-) Actually, I was much worse in High School - a jock with a brain. Soooo rare, but it does happen. In my field, we call that a 'mutation'

I hate writing about myself so I'll make it short and sweet: I'm a super nice guy, got my head on straight (the voices in my head say I'm getting MUCH better - a joke - my mind is deviously fun). I'm a true Southern gentleman. From Appalachian Mountains in Virginia, so please no Deliverance jokes: Banjos and Dulcimers are sacred instruments of the Mountain Folk/Hill People. But don't worry - I don't have the biscuit-eatin' hic accent - it just means that I say, 'Please', 'Thank You', and I open doors for ladies - something that seems to missing from my California counterparts.

I am denuded, gut-funny, and pet safe....
What I’m doing with my life parents ask me this all the time, and I still don't have a suitable answer.
I’m really good at
Wouldn't YOU like to know......many, many things....

I love carpentry and have a power tool collection that would make Tim the Tool Man salivate. Some examples of my work can be seen in the photos, but I love to remodel and build/refinish things.

I'm also good at making people laugh at me or at life's nuances. Can you believe that I'm STILL not taken?!!

Neither can I :'-)
The first things people usually notice about me
The way I talk to myself in public...loudly....very loudly...(that's a joke). I'm bald, and folks generally stare at that I usually stare back.....I do a great Uncle Fester - minus the light bulb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: ANYTHING from classics (Dumas, etc) to Chuck Palahniuk. Movie: Frailty, The Thing, Sci-Fi movies, anything with monkeys in it. Music: Anything Chill: DJ Shadow, NIN/Ministry (a sucker for the old stuff, not so chill, but everybody needs a little aggression in their life when working out), Portishead, Kascade, Zero7, DJ Krush anything trip-hop, and a sucker for 90's grunge (Alice in Chains, STP, Black Keys, etc). I like just about anything but the Bieb and Miley - but do have respect for the Timberlake. Foods: I'm a guy, I'll eat anything...except Indian - got wicked food poisoning once - really quite evil - even the smell makes me ill :-()
The six things I could never do without
Movies, Beaches, my dog, MP3 player, Sun, and a monkey.......or any suitable primate to hang out with....go ahead, you can drop me a line!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I'm going to find my true love on the Internet. 'Cos my friends are doing it, and we always follow the the time we all jumped off the bridge...(mom is still upset about that one).
On a typical Friday night I am
Writing a blog in Cupid? Possibly calling friends for bail money so that I don't get traded for cigs in prison?

Don't worry, I've never been arrested or put in jail, BUT I have heard that what doesn't kill you, will protect you for two cartons of Kools......(that's more humor - and probably really good advice)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've got to keep some secrets! It's all part of the intrigue....

And for those that keep asking, it's not that I hate kids (I don't), I'm just past the age of having kiddos. Nobody wants to be playing ball when they are 60 - waiting for that hip to blow out. So I don't mind if you have kids - I just never got married or had any of my own. What can I say? I stayed home and studied!!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm funny and like smooth men (as in shaven heads...get your mind out of the gutter!!). And you don't believe the Cupid tests...And are a teacher of the grand world of surfing. Or better yet, if you are just cool as a cuke, or think so.....'awesomeness' does count....