Oh yeah, I've got a great sense of humor, 'cos if you can't laugh at life...well, the alternative sucks. And I love to make people laugh! So when you read the profile - think stand up comedy, but with a big loving heart (yes, I'm a softie - with muscles)
I'm a scientist. You know, like one of those guys that used to get beat up for their lunch money and stuffed into a locker in high school? But I'm not bitter...(they only stole my chocolate milk money)...and I don't wear the pocket protector anymore....only on special days...like Einstein's birthday. I'm lying about that, I have no idea when Einstein was born. And pocket protectors are for engineers ;-) Actually, I was much worse in High School - a jock with a brain. Soooo rare, but it does happen. In my field, we call that a 'mutation'
I hate writing about myself so I'll make it short and sweet: I'm a super nice guy, got my head on straight (the voices in my head say I'm getting MUCH better - a joke - my mind is deviously fun). I'm a true Southern gentleman. From Appalachian Mountains in Virginia, so please no Deliverance jokes: Banjos and Dulcimers are sacred instruments of the Mountain Folk/Hill People. But don't worry - I don't have the biscuit-eatin' hic accent - it just means that I say, 'Please', 'Thank You', and I open doors for ladies - something that seems to missing from my California counterparts.
I am denuded, gut-funny, and pet safe....