Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK, here goes: I've had all my shots and come potty-trained, what
more could a woman want? I'm looking for pretty much the same
Oh yeah, I've got a great sense of humor, 'cos if you can't laugh
at life...well, the alternative really sucks. And I know it's
difficult to meet people - or else none of us would be here. So
when you read the profile - think stand up comedy, but with a big
loving heart (yes, I'm a softie).
I'm a scientist. You know, like one of those guys that used to get
beat up for their lunch money and stuffed into a locker in high
school? But I'm not bitter...(they only stole my chocolate milk
money)...and I don't wear the pocket protector anymore....only on
special days...like Einstein's birthday. I'm lying about that, I
have no idea when Einstein was born. And - as we all know - pocket
protectors are for engineers ;-) I work in the biotherapeutic and
vaccine industry which......um, I can feel your eyes glazing
already while reading this part. Summary: Happy-go-lucky
nerdy-smart guy who has funny sarcastic wit and multiple degrees in
science (with added bonus of 'potty-trained' and 'shots').
I hate writing about myself so I'll make it short and sweet: I'm a
super nice guy, got the whole secure job thing (that seems a
worrisome part to most of ladies profiles that I read), and -more
importantly- I've got my head on straight (the voices in my head
say I'm getting MUCH better <- that's a joke!! Please no more
psychologists online! I don't hear voices. My mind is deviously fun
- so beware!). I'm a true Southern gentleman from the Appalachian
Mountain region in southern Virginia, so please no Deliverance
jokes: Banjos and Dulcimers are sacred instruments of the Mountain
Folk/Hill People. Don't worry - I don't have the biscuit-eatin' hic
accent - it just means that I say, 'Please', 'Thank You', and I
open doors for ladies - something that seems to missing from my
California counterparts (lol!).
I am denuded, gut-funny, and pet safe....
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ummmm...my parents ask me this all the time, and I still don't have
a suitable answer. Wasn't the above enough?!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Wouldn't YOU like to know......many, many things....
I love carpentry and have a power tool collection that would make
Tim the Tool Man salivate. Some examples of my work can be seen in
the photos, but I love to remodel and build/refinish things.
I'm also good at making people laugh at me or at life's nuances.
Can you believe that I'm STILL not taken?!!
Neither can I :'-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The way I talk to myself in public...loudly....very
loudly...(that's a joke). I'm bald, and folks generally stare at
that first....so I usually stare back.....I do a great Uncle Fester
- minus the light bulb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: ANYTHING from classics (Dumas, etc) to Chuck Palahniuk.
Movie: Frailty, The Thing, Sci-Fi movies, anything with monkeys in
it. Music: Anything Chill: DJ Shadow, NIN/Ministry (a sucker for
the old stuff, not so chill, but everybody needs a little
aggression in their life when working out), Portishead, Kascade,
Zero7, DJ Krush anything trip-hop, and a sucker for 90's grunge
(Alice in Chains, STP, Black Keys, etc). I like just about anything
but the Bieb and Miley - but do have respect for the Timberlake and
his SNL performances. Foods: I'm a guy, I'll eat anything...except
Indian - got wicked food poisoning once - really quite evil - even
the smell makes me ill :-()
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies, Beaches, my dog, MP3 player, Sun, and a monkey.......or any
suitable primate to hang out with....go ahead, you can drop me a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I'm going to find my true love on the Internet.....which means
I need some help from you. My friends have met some wonderful
people on here. And we always follow the friends...like the time we
all jumped off the bridge, following one right after the
other...mom is still upset about that one - 'if so-and-so jumped
off a bridge would you do it too?!'. Well,...yeah...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Writing a blog in Cupid? Possibly calling friends for bail money so
that I don't get traded for cigs in prison?
Don't worry, I've never been arrested or put in jail (don't even
have a parking ticket), BUT I have heard that what doesn't kill you
in jail, will protect you for two cartons of Kools......(that's
more humor - and probably really good advice if you find yourself
in that particular situation.....)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got to keep some secrets! It's all part of the
I watched "The Notebook" and it got to me. Everyone needs someone
to love and to love them back - even though the ups and downs. And
that's about as deep as I'll get on the Internet.
And for those that keep asking, it's not that I hate kids (I
don't), I'm just past the age of having kiddos. Nobody wants to be
playing ball when they are 60 - waiting for that hip to blow out.
So I don't mind if you have kids - I just never got married or had
any of my own. What can I say? I stayed home and studied!!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think I'm funny and like smooth men (as in shaven heads...get
your mind out of the gutter!!). And you don't believe the Cupid
tests...And are a teacher of the grand world of surfing. Or better
yet, if you are just cool as a cuke, or think so.....'awesomeness'
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