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26 Omaha, NE Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Black, Native American, White
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English, French (Okay), Danish (Okay)
My self-summary
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I have a tendency to become long-winded. This community finds that exhausting.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On a day-to-day basis, I'm slaving to the woMAN and wondering if maybe a street corner and 50$ tricks (inflation, man, inflation) hold more stimulation.

Attempting to find a cure for LeftSwype Syndrome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I bring the boogie. Allow me to two-step my way into your heart, baby.

And, completely based upon the applause and chantings of 'encore' by a bunch of old biker dudes in a hole-in-the-wall karaoke joint, I can sing a rendition of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive" that'll take you straight to church.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
At the risk of sounding Barbie, red lipstick. I look like walking death without it.

My three nephews; they are the most beautiful little men in my life. I'll always be bad auntie showing them age-inappropriate movies. Shhhh. But I'll also be the one escorting them to the potty because "boggeyman might pop out of the toilet."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...leaving the familiarity of Omaha to seek diversity, instead of being the diversity.

...why manners have seemed to take a backseat in society? It's not "no" -- it's "no, thank you." Not "what?" but "pardon me?". Not "fuck you" but "fuck me."

...deep, passionate I'm-Going-To-Tar-The-Fuck-Out-Of-You-If-You-Don't-Hold-Me-Close sort of love.

...why I ever abandoned my Jersey accent. There's something super sexy about anyone who's observant enough to pick up on my subtle verbalizations. +1

...why men give out their numbers so quickly. I could be psycho. Do you realize how much information I can retrieve with just ten digits? Looks like somebody wants a cow heart sent to them in the mail. I've managed to write a profile on a dating site without tapping out an extensive grocery list of "wants." Who cares what I want? I'm here to challenge my preconceived notions of "want." terribly inferior the OKC mobile app is in comparison to the desktop version.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having an intimate relationship with my netflix account; we're inseparable and discussing babies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had a six-foot, two-hundred pound well-known UFC fighter serenade me with "Under The Sea" while he followed me around my workplace? This shit doesn't happen every day. This would make a lot more sense if you knew my name.

When I sit on a toilet, my feet dangle. The most precious gift in the world would be a stool (*slaps leg*) Please and thank you.

I have enough piercings to make your parents cringe.

I despise sarcasm. I'm not sarcastic. I'm just an ass.

I'm still bitter about a spelling bee I lost in the 2nd grade. And yes, I remember the word on which I fumbled. Shockingly enough, this event triggered a psychological phobia. The word is a place; the place is one I refuse to step within. I was forced once and left with soggybottoms (read: I wet myself). How's that for a secret? Please. Lets chat about it.

Okay, fine, that last sentence was sarcasm.
You should message me if
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... interracial dating and relationships do not bother you; it's a tremendously beautiful thing and I wish it were more common in my area -- or in general. Seemingly, black women get the short end of the stick on here, so says even the Okcupid staff. Check out the stats here. Who doesn't want mocha nappy-headed rugrats? Let's get our assimilation on! Note: I'd rather not be anybody's "experiment." want to become my unhealthy obsession. I pledge to fantasize about you more often than I do Paul Giamatti. Don't let that fool you, it's a hard thing to accomplish. need a travel partner. I always envision being sold into sex slavery when I start scheduling vacations by my lonesome. can remind me to cut back on my salt intake - because I will downright skank for sodium. understand that "activity partners" does not include sexual activity. Sorry, not interested in a romp in the sack with a) you b) you and your girlfriend c) you, your girlfriend and both sets of your parents d) you, your girlfriend, both sets of your parents and the collective household pets, etc.

...most importantly, please don't contact me if you're still hung up on a love from the past. I don't care to have you latch on to me to fill the void created by the remnant emotions for the tramp that bruised your heart. That would make our connection false and you'd be just as jerkfaced as her if you did this to me. I am a woman, I have a sensitive core. Be real with me and I'll be real with you. Pinky swear.