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Bestselling_auth

66 M Paris, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Good conversationalist
*Well mannered
*Friendly
*Nice companion
*History of successful endeavors
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I own a small import company; write novels and magazine articles. and do fun stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Trivia and staging bloodless coups in Latin America.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No one notices me. I'm a bestselling, award winning author, screen writer and respected journalist. Pulitzer nominee. How would people notice that about me? You have to admit, it's a convenient cover.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Women who are cool and quirky.
The Space Shuttle.
Women who are completely off the map.
Survival training.
Women who love.
The road less traveled.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Counting stars and, or possibly writing profile spoofs. Occasionally travel and a date - usually out of town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Kidnapped by rebels in Columbia. They paid my family a lot of money to take me back.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–88
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet a nice guy, need an escort and/or have something you want to talk about. You live within a 50-60 mile radius. You're not overweight, too tall, destitute, an addict, bi-polar, been in prison, under 18 with two children, lied about your age, are in a relationship, and - well, you get the gist. If you're only interested in casual sex, please bring a recent medical clearance, birth certificate and a permission slip from your Pastor or Priest. Or, if you want me to write your profile send lots of information.

You'll need a sense of humor.