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25 Birmingham, AL Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a nerdy pseudo-hipster, a proud beard owner, and have been described by many as "adorkable," "the zit on the ass of existence," and "that guy with the face." I like to cook, I'm quick to crack a joke, I'll jump from one topic to the next, I'm an avid daydreamer (which is great for my writing; oh, by the way, I write), I hate pickles (sliced, the spears are okay at best), I collect a whole bunch of memorabilia from things I like because they make me happy, and you've probably already stopped reading this by now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I used to have a side job going to shows in the Birmingham area, and writing articles about them and the bands. I had to stop due to lack of free time, but I'd like to start back at it. Apart from that, I work full time with plans to go back to college next semester to learn programming.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, telling jokes, trying to have fun in situations that need it most, being awesome, video games, daydreaming, singing badly and hoping no one notices, laughing too hard at even remotely-funny things, being a packrat, remembering useless trivia, and staying genuine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Dracula, The Watchmen, The Alphabet of Manliness, Hellsing, Berserk, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, assorted comics, and whatever manages to catch my attention for longer than five minutes.

Movies: The 300, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Kung Pow: Enter the Fist, The Hangover, Corpse Bride, Kick-Ass, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Captain America, Natural Born Killers, Kung Fu Hustle, Anchorman, 21 Jump Street, Let The Right One In, Battle Royale. I'm sure there are others but I can't be expected to remember them all.

Music: Just about anything, except for country (I only like a few of those songs, and none of them are recent).

Food: I'll eat pretty much all kinds of food, unless it's something I already know I won't like, or it comes from the body part of some strange animal. I will always have a weakness for Italian, however.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bad puns
Reading material
My car

To the people who put uncreative things like "water, oxygen, etc." on this list in an attempt to be funny: Please stop, it makes me want to punch you in the back of the knee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My stories, philosophical questions of no real value, why chocolate milk is so delicious, my future, and when the next big change is going to find me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for the latest cool thing to go to, and people to go to it with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a third nipple. Worst X-Men mutation ever.
You should message me if
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...If any combination of the following applies to you:

-you think the Green Ranger was the best Power Ranger.
-you know how to cook delicious foods.
-you owned a Super Nintendo and/or a Sega Genesis during the 90s (and preferably still do).
-you have a pixie cut (this is just a nice bonus, honestly).
-you would rather "talk nerdy -with- me" than "talk nerdy -to- me."
-you understand the basic concepts of sentence structure and proper grammar.
-you want a conversation that goes beyond small talk.
-you are totally rad.