It's weird to try, and describe yourself in just a few paragraphs...but if I had to do it in one word, that word would be: Geek...I am totally a geek at the end of the day.

I love to be the funny guy in the room, I usually can't help myself when it comes to cracking a joke...if something seems funny to me, I just have to make a comment about it....When no one laughs at the comment, I then realize it wasn't really that funny to begin with....then i go into a corner in shame....I like to call that corner "Shame-corner"...Probably should have came up with something more original than that.

I love sports. I am a die hard NY sports fan!! I used to want to be a sports broadcaster, so truly I could talk sports for hours with anyone, any age...even those old people you find down near ponds, feeding the ducks...I can even talk to them about sports...I just don't know where any ponds are, and old people like talking about the great war way too much for my liking.

I would consider myself to be sort of an old soul, who wishes he was born in the 30's....well not really...I'm not really a fan of depressions, but I do like some of that style.

My Hero is and will always be Humphrey Bogart

I like taking care of people....I dislike when someone takes a bite out of sandwich and says "Wow this is awful...do you want a bite?"

Trying to figure out how Donald Faison (Turk on Scrubs) turned out to be the most successful actor/actress that came out of the movie Clueless...and singing rolling with the homies over and over....(Edit*** - Forgot about Paul Rudd....he wins")

I just got back from running the summer camp I work for year round. That's what I do for a living, I run summer camps (Who ever thought that could be a real job? When I was 6 I imagined being a professional wrestler, fireman or hosting the tonight show...yep I was that kid)

Also I'm trying to figure out how my NY Mets can Suck & Blow at the same time.....depression eeking in slowly....slowly...nope I'm okay I fought it off for one more season!

Stopping my DVR the second after someone on the show I am watching does something important. I then stand up and yell "Oh No He Didn't!!" and sit back down, and resume watching....Most of the time I am not surprised by the characters actions, I just like yelling "Oh No He Didn't!!"...it's fun, you should try it some time.

Muppet Baby Puzzles....just blew your mind there a little bit didn't I??

The patch I wear over my left eye on MWF...and over my right eye TTH...weekends are optional...

Seriously though when I was younger people thought I looked like A mix of Fred Savage (Kevin Arnold) from the Wonder Years & Ben Savage (Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World)...so that got me a lot of dates....Wait....it did the opposite of that.

Movies: The Godfather Part 2, Casablanca, Anchorman, Naked Gun, Forget Paris, Animal House, Love Actually, The Usual Suspects, When Harry Met Sally, Aladdin, The Lion King...About a million more.

T.V. Shows: HIMYM, 30 Rock, The Simpsons (my fav of all time), The West Wing, The Newsroom, Community, Happy Endings.

Music: Way too many to name...but I love Motown so...The Temptations, Bill Withers, Sam Cooke come to mind...I LOVE Norah Jones so that's something to raise a red flag at....but as long as the artist can truly "SANG" then I am into it.

Food: Love Thai food!!...Also the French came up with these fries a while back that I have always loved...Amazingly I don't like freedom fries so go figure.

Books: To Kill A Mockingbird....even though it gave me no insight on how to actually Kill A Mockingbird.

1.) My Dad - He is the source of most of my comic relief...and I love him
2.) My DVR - This awesome invention allows me to watch Oprah over and over again...or other shows (Note: I wrote this before Oprah went off the air but out of respect to her, I am keeping it in my profile...Praise Oprah!)
3.) Toy Trains - How else would my toys figures from 1840 get their supplies shipped to them in a timely matter...boats you may suggest...well screw toy boats, they are super lame.
4.) Pants - When a person starts to think that they don't need wear pants anymore, that person instantly starts to spiral down into a world of despair....also their legs get cold more easily.
5.) Texting Friends - How else would I be able to quickly send the message "Just went to Chili's circa 1999, and tried the Awesome Blossom....it was neither Awesome or looked like Mayim Bialak from Blossom"
6.) My Sense of Right & Wrong- For Example: It is RIGHT to give up your seat to a pregnant woman on the subway...It is WRONG to give up your seat to a woman who looks pregnant, but just happens to be overweight...this usually leads to a lot of profanity, and getting hit by a purse that holds a sandwich inside of it.

Rainbows....Also Sherbet.....but amazingly not Rainbow Sherbet.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?? Has no one ever done a study on this before??? For the love of god how hard can it be to determine how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop?? That damn Mr. Owl can't be right it can't take 2 licks...it has to be more then 2. By the way when did we start trusting owls for our scientific research in this country??? Something is fishy about this whole situation I tells ya...

Playing the board game "Guess Who"... but only allowing clues that boarder on racist...I said boarder, if they are truly racist you lose the game, and I make you listen to MLK's "I Have A Dream" Speech on loop until you either cry or pass out from exhaustion...

Oh, also on Fridays I am usually at bar to discuss finance, politics, and who looks better in a tucked in shirt...(it's always the guy you least expect)...plus movies sometimes...pretty regular stuff.

When I was 15 years old, I got turned down for a date with Lindsay Lohan...I asked her out at while we both played ski ball next to each other at the premiere to the movie "The Rookie"...looking at her now...it might have been the best thing to have ever happened to me.

You want to meet a nice guy who can make you laugh. '

If I can't make you laugh I reward you no points, and my god have mercy on your soul.....

Seriously though message me it's worth a shot