Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's weird to try, and describe yourself in just a few paragraphs,
but i'll try my best.
I love to be the funny guy in the room, I usually can't help myself
when it comes to cracking a joke...if something seems funny to me,
I just have to make a comment about it....When no one laughs at the
comment, I then realize it wasn't really that funny to begin
with....then i go into a corner in shame....I like to call that
corner "Shame-corner"...Probably should have came up with something
more original than that.
I love sports. I am a die hard NY sports fan!! (Go
My Hero is, and will always be Humphrey Bogart
I like taking care of people....I dislike when someone takes a bite
out of sandwich and says "Wow this is awful...do you want a bite?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to convince the ladies at the bagel place that I am from 10
different countries by changing my accent every time I go in
there.(It does not help that all of my accents sound like a bad
Australian farmer...except for my Irish accent which sounds like a
leprechaun on speed....so I got that going for me)
IN THE REAL WORLD
I work for a wonderful summer camp I work all year round. That's
what I do for a living, recruit kids to come to an AMAZING summer
camp that I run every summer. (Who ever thought that could be a
real job? When I was 6 I imagined being a professional wrestler,
fireman or hosting the tonight show...yep I was that kid)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making three really funny jokes in a row while watching a bad
movie, and then failing horribly on the fourth one.
Also for some reason I am good at getting applause for belting out
Beatles songs at 5:30am on the 4 train with my eyes closed...lots
of stories there. (Change Beatles to Meatloaf's "I'd Do Anything
For Love" and this would be 1000% more accurate)
ODD TV Trivia (I'm your guy for bar trivia night when you say to
your other teammates "I've never heard of that show before")
The first things people usually notice about me
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The patch I wear over my left eye on MWF...and over my right eye
TTH...weekends are optional...
Seriously though when I was younger people thought I looked like A
mix of Fred Savage (Kevin Arnold) from the Wonder Years & Ben
Savage (Cory Matthews from Boy Meets World)...so that got me a lot
of dates....Wait....it did the opposite of that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: The Godfather Part 2, Casablanca, Anchorman, Naked Gun,
Forget Paris, Animal House, Major League, Love Actually, The Usual
Suspects, When Harry Met Sally, Aladdin, The Lion King, Jurassic
Park, Toy Story 1-3......About a million more.
T.V. Shows: Game of Thrones, Modern Family, HIMYM, 30 Rock, The
Simpsons (my fav of all time), The West Wing, The Newsroom,
Community, Happy Endings, Brooklyn 99
Music: Way too many to name...but I love Motown so...The
Temptations, Bill Withers, Sam Cooke come to mind...Also I have man
crushes on Bruno Mars & Justin Timberlake...so their music as
well....and the Beatles (Much love & respect)
Food: Love Thai food!!...Also the French came up with these fries a
while back that I have always loved...Amazingly I don't like
freedom fries so go figure (Man that is an outdated joke....I'll
leave it in there though)
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird....even though it gave me no insight
on how to actually Kill A Mockingbird.
Also I love Michael Chichton Books (Jurassic Park = Even Better
Book than Movie...GASP!!!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My Dad - He is the source of most of my comic relief...and I
2.) My DVR - This awesome invention allows me to watch Oprah over
and over again...or other shows (Note: I wrote this before Oprah
went off the air but out of respect to her, I am keeping it in my
3.) Toy Trains - How else would my toys figures from 1840 get their
supplies shipped to them in a timely matter...boats you may
suggest...well screw toy boats, they are super lame.
4.) Pants - When a person starts to think that they don't need wear
pants anymore, that person instantly starts to spiral down into a
world of despair....also their legs get cold more easily.
5.) Texting Friends - How else would I be able to quickly send
message "Donald Sterling is in front of me on line in the
bakery...he keeps asking for them to split the black & white
cookies in half, and flat out refuses to take the black part
home.....then he muttered something about NOT being a racist"
6.) My Sense of Right & Wrong- For Example: It is RIGHT to give
up your seat to a pregnant woman on the subway...It is WRONG to
give up your seat to a woman who looks pregnant, but just happens
to be overweight...this usually leads to a lot of profanity, and
getting hit by a purse that holds a sandwich inside of it.
My real list most likely would include more real things like:
- My Friends
- My Future
- Finding Someone Special
- Yada Yada Yada
but that's totally boring, though still important.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop??
Has no one ever done a study on this before??? For the love of god
how hard can it be to determine how many licks it takes to get to
the center of a tootsie pop?? That damn Mr. Owl can't be
right...for it can't take only two licks...it has to be more then
two. By the way when did we start trusting owls for our scientific
research in this country??? Something is fishy about this whole
situation I tells ya...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing the board game "Guess Who"... but only allowing clues that
boarder on racist...I said boarder, if they are truly racist you
lose the game, and I make you listen to MLK's "I Have A Dream"
Speech on loop until you either cry or pass out from
Oh, also on Fridays I am usually at bar to discuss finance,
politics, and who looks better in a tucked in shirt...(it's always
the guy you least expect)...plus movies sometimes...pretty regular
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was 15 years old, I got turned down for a date with Lindsay
Lohan...I asked her out at while we both played ski ball next to
each other at the premiere to the movie "The Rookie"...looking at
her now...it might have been the best thing to have ever happened
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