However, after a long day at the office (yes, I have a real "big-boy" job), I curl into a nice scotch, or perhaps a cheap box wine, while catching up on my reading, or the latest season or Archer/ Always Sunny/ Adventure Time. When the weekend comes I'm ready to party hard. But, let's be real, just because it's a Tuesday doesn't mean I won't close down a bar.
I'm good at pairing the perfect wine with dinner, the best cigar with the scotch, and the best suit for the affair.
The World is Flat
The Lucifer Effect
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Really, anything having to do with Finance, Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Body Language, History, or Personal Growth
Several romantic comedies
I don't watch much TV (and yes, I mean that in the most pretentious way possible) But, when I do...:
How I Met Your Mother
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
You name it, I'll like it. Except that God awful dubstep. But usually I can't hear anything over the sound of my RAGING FREEDOM!!!... but seriously, more cowbell...
Does alcohol count as food? Seriously though.
How to actively make things better
But really, I'm educating the masses about my legendary awesomeness. I teach by example. Wherever there is alcohol and parties, I am there.
Unless I'm not in the mood. Then, I'm reading.
I am, after all, Legend... Wait for it (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the last part of this sentence is)... Dary
Or, if you have really great stories (like the kind that actually happened to you). I'm a sucker for great stories.
Or, if you think that Hootie and the Blowfish should go on tour with the Goo Goo Dolls.