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ZMFD

25 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a pretty intense (i.e not "laid back".. It seems everyone on here is "laid back"... I'm calling bullshit), athletic, extroverted, nerd. I'm most comfortable at the gym, the bar/ club, and the bookstore. I'm looking for the same.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Honestly, I'm really fucking smart, with a lot of interests, so I'm trying to figure this out. I'm thinking lobbyist... Or I'm told a stand-up comedian. Personally, I don't think comedians make enough money.

However, after a long day at the office (yes, I have a real "big-boy" job), I curl into a nice scotch, or perhaps a cheap box wine, while catching up on my reading, or the latest season or Archer/ Always Sunny/ Adventure Time. When the weekend comes I'm ready to party hard. But, let's be real, just because it's a Tuesday doesn't mean I won't close down a bar.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*insert sexual innuendo*

I'm good at pairing the perfect wine with dinner, the best cigar with the scotch, and the best suit for the affair.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Chances are, when I walk into a room, I'm taller, more attractive, and better dressed than anyone else. It's hard not to notice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
The World is Flat
Freakoncomics
The Lucifer Effect
Blindness
The Five People You Meet in Heaven
The Seven Habits of Highly Effective People
Really, anything having to do with Finance, Economics, Sociology, Psychology, Body Language, History, or Personal Growth

Movies
Wall Street
Borat
The Hangover
Forrest Gump
Several romantic comedies

I don't watch much TV (and yes, I mean that in the most pretentious way possible) But, when I do...:

Shows
TED Talks
Archer
How I Met Your Mother
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music
You name it, I'll like it. Except that God awful dubstep. But usually I can't hear anything over the sound of my RAGING FREEDOM!!!... but seriously, more cowbell...

Food
Quinoa
Couscous
Kale
Ethnic food
Does alcohol count as food? Seriously though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Scotch
Women
Books
Money
Freedom
Suits
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What does the fox say?
Success
How to actively make things better
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Same thing I do everynight Pinky, trying to take over the world.

But really, I'm educating the masses about my legendary awesomeness. I teach by example. Wherever there is alcohol and parties, I am there.

Unless I'm not in the mood. Then, I'm reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Barney Stinson borrows suits from my closet.

I am, after all, Legend... Wait for it (and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the last part of this sentence is)... Dary
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Message me if you think you can keep up. If not, don't waste our time.

Or, if you have really great stories (like the kind that actually happened to you). I'm a sucker for great stories.

Or, if you think that Hootie and the Blowfish should go on tour with the Goo Goo Dolls.