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ZOMGreadme

33 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Italian (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Semi-fashionable, dorky, and athletic. NYC area born, and
raised. I love living in the East village, and exploring restaurants in the city. I live a fairly healthy, and active lifestyle. These days I'm usually more about good company, than the new hot spot. I'm pretty easy going, friendly, yet can take charge when needed. I'm proud of myself for being considerate of others, well mannered, and not "too New York".
I quote movies, and other things that people don't get 60% of the time, every time. Central park might be my favorite place in the world(aside from Japan), and I'm well traveled. I can go walking for miles, or read in the park. I get along with 90% of everyone I've ever met, although it takes a bit of time to really get to know me. I love movies, working out, learning, central park, exploring, tattoos, comedy, music, shows, cooking, eating out, anime, traveling, being physically active.
If you are too busy checking grammar, you won't get to know me. Also, you are probably too cynical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
training, furthering the success of my career, enjoying the company of good people, traveling, and living life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm quick, and dexterous enough to keep up with the kardashians? Judging movies by their trailer, dry sarcasm, common sense, shopping, marksmanship, home decorating, driving, stating random facts, or references, surviving a zombie apocalypse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
2 blue eyeballs, 2 elbows, and I'm broad. Sometimes I'm wearing something stylin, or funky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
lotssss. I'll keep it short though...

Music- most genres fit my taste. I usually like remixes in general, Apoptygma Berzerk, Pantera, the Birthday Massacre, Wumpscut, Seabound, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, Guns and Roses, Scooter, Linkin Park, Sugar Ray, Cake, Biggy, even GaGa, most 80's

Movies- Grandmas boy, Django Unchained, Scott Pilgram vs the world, Superbad, Amelie, Comando, Underworld, Sherlock Holmes, Anchorman, Usual Suspects, the proposal, Step Bros, Die Hard(s), the Ring, Grudge

Books- My Teacher is an Alien, Go Ask Alice, Fahrenheit 451, DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Digital Fortress, The Alchemist, Its Not News Its Fark, Fragment, Essentials of Exercise Science, Delivering Happiness.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
friends and family
laughter and excitement
great food
music
exploration and travel
the freedom to pursue, say, and do what you want.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that make me laugh, or bother me. No matter how silly, or deep and witty.
Reflecting upon myself, my life, and my possible future.
Surviving a zombie apocalypse(I'd so be a survivor), or other adventurous situations. What to do with my day when I have free time, and where do I want to go next. creating, politics, bettering myself, finding great foods, love, coitus, the next social gathering, and how my friends are doing.
How awful dating can be...
Random things wander into my mind while in the shower or bathroom...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
relaxing, catching up on shows, cooking, or feeding on my dinner, going to some random place, event, or already happy from happy hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a weirdo? also, one of my pinkies has Frankenstein-stitch scars on it. I cut it off as a small child, and had it reattached. Tada!
You should message me if
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You want to say hi, watch a NY Knick game, are looking for a worthwhile friend, adult relationship, or share a delicious dinner, conversation, or experience.
If you like to joke/debate/discuss, engage in witty banter, or be sold into slavery in some third world city not far from Abu Dahbi.

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