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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 15
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism but it’s not important
Working on University
English, Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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An interesting individual looking for other interesting individuals. I love going out with friends, but having recently relocated to Seattle, I'm sadly lacking in local peeps to go hang out with.

I am chaotic, enigmatic, and absurdist
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presently? Wandering aimlessly but determinedly towards what might be an eventual destination. I'd like to be more involved with writing, but alas, that particular profession doesn't exactly rake in the dough, and I tend to space out after a few minutes in front of a keyboard.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking AND listening (!), finding good music, trying new things, holding energetic conversations about bizarre topics.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My quirky sense of humor, easygoing nature, and love of fun. Also, I'm kinda shy in person, having spent far too many of my formative years in front of one shiny screen or another. Also, my conversational language is far more casual than this; I just feel the need to sound smart when writing things that aren't IM'd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love music. My favorite bands = The Format (forever my #1 favorite band), The Dresden Dolls, Phoenix, Modest Mouse, Lupe Fiasco, Rise Against, Fleet Foxes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Spoon, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Muse, The National, Gorillaz, Arcade Fire, Hot Chip, Band of Horses, Silversun Pickups, etc. Jesus Christ, I could fill up this entire page with just bands I like, so let's just say I dig a lot of different stuff. I like to be open-minded about my musical tastes, but I generally refuse to listen to top-40 radio; something about manufactured, instantly-consumed and instantly-forgotten music fails completely to interest me in even the tiniest amount.

Books: World War Z, Picture of Dorian Gray, Game of Thrones (trendy! But also a thing I legit dig right now)

Movies: Anchorman, Shortbus.

TV Shows: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Boondocks, Family Guy, The Colbert Report, Deep Space 9, Adventure Time (though I've only seen the first season)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone
People (online or off)
Is it OK if I only have 3 things I can't do without?
Imagination (you win, arbitrary number)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the future, the past, what life would be like if people could throw fireballs, and at least 3 different stories at any given time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something incredibly exciting and adventurous, and in no way sitting on my ass in front of my computer like I do every day.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If I admit it, isn't it no longer private? :O

Also I am a gigantic nerd, much as I try to hide it.
You should message me if
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you enjoy hanging out with, and occasionally mocking, hipsters, love music, and are capable of holding your own in a battle of wits.