Oi, I hate describing myself. It's a difficult balance to not appear narcissistic or insecure. I'm a kind guy with a quick wit and a love for the absurd. I love music and collecting vinyl. It'd be great to find a friend to go record shopping with. I love movies, and having a few adult libations. I'm a bit of a foodie, and I love checking out new restaurants. I'm not into sports, but I love nature and being outdoors. I skateboard when I can. I love reading. I play video games. I know, that's lame, but it isn't a major obsession or anything.

I'm new to Austin! I'm just exploring the city and having a blast.

I lived in Fort Worth for the majority of my life, but I have always loved Austin. Now that I'm here, I have no idea why I waited so long.

Things and stuff.

Also, being empathetic. I am good at diffusing situations and helping both sides find common ground. I think a lot of the worlds problems could be solved if everyone just spent more time listening and trying to empathize.

Either my hair or my tight pants or my white patch in my beard or fuck I don't know/ care.

Books/ authors/ publications:
Hunter S. Thompson
J.D. Salinger
Chuck Palahniuk
LOTR (nerd)
VICE Magazine
anything Michael Sieben writes
Bukowski
I read a cereal box that was pretty rad

I don't watch much tv, but here are the shows I like:
30 Rock
Sherlock
The Walking Dead
It's Always Sunny
Dr. Who (nerd)
Peep Show

Movies:

I love movies, but since it's the only form of media I can definitively state that I have an absolute favorite, I'll just rant about that one for a bit.

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
It's a dark comedy about the Cold War and nuclear Armageddon. Comedy gold! Petter Sellers plays 3 characters. 3!!! Okay, enough with the exclamation points.

Music:

Do I list every band I like? No. I won't do that. Just know I like good music.

This is easy since I recently moved and left a lot of my stuff behind.

Family
Friends (most of them are left behind)
Record collection
iPod
iPhone
Netflix

The universe, the world, zombie apocalypse, if the new Star Wars movies will be good, equality, things and stuff.

Probably drinking a beer.

I like to crossdress sometimes. Now I'm sure the messages will come pouring in. Oh well. This'll be my litmus test for jerks.

You're bored! Wait... If you just read my profile and you're bored, you probably won't message me. Shit.