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ZachDuke
24 / M / Straight / Seeing someone
Newnan, Georgia
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Some life advice:
Jun 20, 2011
- -If the world stuck a 12"-spiky-iron-cock up your ass, shove your pathetic little 2" jell-o wang in it's ear and walk away like the badass you could (and want) to be. Don't wallow in your self pity. Fight-the-fuck back and you WILL make something of yourself.
- -If someone is harassing you with their (what you consider to be) redonkulous beliefs, tell them your opinion. It's okay. I promise it won't hurt them if you share with them what you think while they attempt to intellectually force-feed you. They may think it hurts them, but it doesn't/won't. Then just walk the fuck away like the badass you could (and want) to be. If they won't let you walk away from the situation, karate chop (literally or intellectually, your choice) the motherfucker in his/her jugular.
- -BUT, if you spout your cockamamy bullshit like Moby Mother Fucking Dick breathes, be courteous and listen to your conversational counterpart's cockamamy bullshit. They are a human fuckin' being and they just listened to your brain jizz, so do the same without argument or complaint. When you've listened to said stupidity/brilliance, whichever it may be, walk the fuck away. They know what you think. You got the first word in this hypothetical, remember? No need to keep pounding them with it like McLittledick bangs his lonely hand. It's highly unlikely you will change anyone's mind, but your chances of swaying someone would be increased by you just walking the fuck away and letting them think about it on their own anyways. If they won't let you walk away from the situation, karate chop (literally or intellectually, your choice) the motherfucker in his/her jugular like the badass you could (and want) to be. Most fucktards will argue as long as you stand there because they will feel that an attack on their ideals are an attack on them directly.
- -There are always exceptions. There is an exception to every mother fucking rule I've ever seen. There's an exception to this rule, I'm sure. If you're the goddamn exception, keep your fuckin' mouth shut. I don't need you telling me there is an exception. It's counter-fuckin-productive. At some point, you're gunna say some shit and I'm gunna be the exception. You don't want me jumping out from beneath your desk, eyes crossed, mouth foaming, arms flailing and screaming "EXCEPTIONWHARGLEBLARGLE". No, no you don't. So STOP FUCKIN' DOIN IT TO EVERYONE ELSE.
