Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run
What I’m doing with my life
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we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our
head in prayer. Dear Lord, I know You're busy, seeing as how You
can watch women change clothes and all that, but if You help us
steal this grease tonight I promise we'll donate half the profits
I’m really good at
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Lifting, and carrying things.
Dry sarcastic humour.
Finding my way home.
Giving directions to lost tourists.
Trivia about vancouver, and canada, and... well anything else
I also seem to be able to teach fairly well... (except skiing, as
The first things people usually notice about me
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Uh, folks, we’re experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related
turbulence at this time, so I’m going to go ahead and ask you to
put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35 thousand feet, he
usually does let go, so from there on out, all we have to worry
about is Mothra, and, uh, we do have reports he’s tied up with
Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your
closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Every time you go to that cook-off, you get as drunk as a poet on
payday. Don't you remember what happened last year?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how stuff works, or why we do things a certain way, or how to get
where I'm going, or what the weather will be like later today, or
what I'm going to do after work, or how sillica dust actually
damages your lung tissue, or trying to remember how to prove that
root(2) is actually an irrational number.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wow this is some party. If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna
You should message me if
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Who needs friends!? The incessant beep of the global positioning
system is all the companionship I need.
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