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34 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Might want kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our head in prayer. Dear Lord, I know You're busy, seeing as how You can watch women change clothes and all that, but if You help us steal this grease tonight I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lifting, and carrying things.
Dry sarcastic humour.
Finding my way home.
Giving directions to lost tourists.
Trivia about vancouver, and canada, and... well anything else almost.

I also seem to be able to teach fairly well... (except skiing, as I've learned.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uh, folks, we’re experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time, so I’m going to go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35 thousand feet, he usually does let go, so from there on out, all we have to worry about is Mothra, and, uh, we do have reports he’s tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Every time you go to that cook-off, you get as drunk as a poet on payday. Don't you remember what happened last year?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how stuff works, or why we do things a certain way, or how to get where I'm going, or what the weather will be like later today, or what I'm going to do after work, or how sillica dust actually damages your lung tissue, or trying to remember how to prove that root(2) is actually an irrational number.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wow this is some party. If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out.
You should message me if
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Who needs friends!? The incessant beep of the global positioning system is all the companionship I need.