34 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
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My self-summary
Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.
What I’m doing with my life
we're about to embark on our most difficult mission. Let's bow our head in prayer. Dear Lord, I know You're busy, seeing as how You can watch women change clothes and all that, but if You help us steal this grease tonight I promise we'll donate half the profits to charity
I’m really good at
Yeah, he's just playing wiggle puppy. That's a dog he made up that flies by wagging its tail. I tell you, that dog has had some amazing adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
Uh, folks, we’re experiencing some moderate Godzilla-related turbulence at this time, so I’m going to go ahead and ask you to put your seatbelts back on. When we get to 35 thousand feet, he usually does let go, so from there on out, all we have to worry about is Mothra, and, uh, we do have reports he’s tied up with Gamera and Rodan at the present time. Thank you very much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hey, look at my feet. You like those moccasins? Look in your closet; there's a pair for you. Don't like them? Then neither do I!
The six things I could never do without
Every time you go to that cook-off, you get as drunk as a poet on payday. Don't you remember what happened last year?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how stuff works, or why we do things a certain way, or how to get where I'm going, or what the weather will be like later today, or what I'm going to do after work, or how sillica dust actually damages your lung tissue, or trying to remember how to prove that root(2) is actually an irrational number.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wow this is some party. If it gets any livelier a funeral's gonna break out.
You should message me if
So, real talk.

I'm dating This_is_a_trick, and happily married as well, to the lovely lady whose picture is in my pictures.

I have some room in my week, but not a lot. realistically if you'd like to go on a date with me, you're probably going to see some of either of the two other women in my life. That said, I'm always happy to make space for climbing or hiking partners.

If you're coming here from This_is_a_trick's profile, please note, you don't *have* to date me too. (I'm worth dating, don't get me wrong, but it's not in any way required)