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23 M Westerville, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:11am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and very serious about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Why hello there! Welcome to my profile! Stay as long as you like and grab a beverage as you take a wonderful journey into my self summary.

I am extremely sarcastic and funny (At least I like think so haha). So a lot of people end up thinking I am a butthole due to my sarcasm. But what's life if you can't laugh at all the bad things that happen through it?

I really don't know what else I would like to put in this section since I don't like to seem... Self centered? But shoooooot, ask away if you care to know more!

Feel free to stalk me on
Instagram: zmania man
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently a Infantryman in the US Army working in a Human Resources position. Dont ask how that works, lets say its complicated. But if your reading this, I am currently stationed in Fort Hood Texas. Once I am finished with my enlistment in 2015, I will be going back to school in Ohio to major in Human Resources Management.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bursting out singing random songs in public, of course to go with that... I dance while doing so on occasion... It's also quite amusing to see people's reactions because that is apparently "not a normal thing to do"

Oh and being extremely sarcastic! Sometimes to the point where people actually believe that my sarcasm is not sarcasm. (Does that make sense?)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I am white. Just joking, well I will say that they notice that I don't cuss. At all...

I use the word "cuss" in substitution. And various food included.
Examples: Shut the Cuss up
Cuss you
What the cuss
Fudge Stucks
Son of a nutcracker
...And so on
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite books: The Bible, The Zombie Survival Guide, anything Star Wars related, The Inheritance Series (aka Eragon), The Lord of the Rings Trilogy including The Hobbit, and Jesus Freaks.

My favorite movies + TV shows: Im a movie buff soo way to many to list...let's just say 6 terabytes can hold alot... and I mean a LOT of movies, anime, and TV shows.

My favorite music: I love all sorts of music, but mainly dubstep, remixes, chillstep, techno, nightcore, and happy hardcore.

My favorite food: Pasta foods, Chicken Pot Pies, Chinese food and most of all, PANDA EXPRESS! I have a insane addiction to their orange chicken.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jesus
2. Family+Friends (That still counts as one!)
3. My Computer!
4. Anime!
5. My Firearms (Guns)
6. Vanilla Chai Tea
7. <--- Fav # so here's another: Dubstep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When will the part of my life begin where I have that one person in my life. Love and companionship is what every human desires. Sad that even on a dating site it is even harder to find someone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to the movie theater to see what's new. Watching Anime. Playing some Video games with my peepz back home, and "insert more random stuff I do, here --->"
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am a Villanous Dragon Riding Sith Lord Wizard in possession of the One Ring... I know what your thinking. How awesome is that? Well I will tell you... it's pretty dang awesome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–23
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You want to be my player 2. It's dangerous to go alone. So take me with you! <---- there is my nerdy side for you. But seriously... That's me in a nutshell. Message me if you want to! CONTINUE?... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...