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ActionZack

41 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
*Putting this right at the top: I'm seeing someone. I can barely manage to successfully date one person so I'm not looking for more romance at this time but it would be nice to meet some new folks in Ballard to be all sociable-like with.*

I'm well described by the Tom Waits song, "Goin' Out West." That's also pretty much what it sounds like when I sing. From Brooklyn to Seattle is a saga that you can ask me about in person.

Things I do:

Make a living petting cats and choking people. This is not a sex thing.

Honor my word.

Read constantly and follow the John Waters rule about not fucking people if they don't have books. "I don't have time to read," is an unacceptable answer.

Ride a motorcycle. People seem to have strong feelings about this so I'm telling you now.

Listen to loud music and sing along to it poorly.

Laugh at my own jokes, sometimes before I tell them. Occasionally I laugh so hard that I'm unable to actually get the joke out which might look strange to an observer as I sit there in giggling tears for no apparent reason. That just makes it funnier. Oh god, I'll be ok in a minute.

Refuse to take things seriously. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Petting cats. Choking people. Being physical, being witty, being genuine, being vulnerable, being.

Giving advice that nobody listens to including me but everyone agrees in hindsight is fantastic.

Avoiding the east side.

Oh, and screwing up. I could win awards for that.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't even remotely look my age, thank fucking god. After that it's probably my tattoos. If you're into butts I have a really nice ass but you'll only notice that first if you're behind me. A friend recently suggested that my most noticeable feature is, "a grin that you want to either hit or kiss." I get hit way more often than I get kissed which may explain why I'm on here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ALL OF THE BOOKS. I'm a voracious reader, mostly sci-fi and fantasy but I'll read anything you put in front of me. When it comes to nonfiction I like history, science and travel.

SOME OF THE MOVIES. Fight Club is possibly the only movie that in my opinion is better than the book it was based on. Ghandi makes me cry genuine man tears. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME. Big fan of the comic book genre so most of those. Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Miyazaki.

FEW OF THE SHOWS. Maybe Archer and Metalocalypse, old Adult Swim stuff. I don't really watch TV. My response to pop culture references tends to be a blank look.

MUSIC ALL THE TIME. I mostly listen to underground hip hop and I have an amazing Pandora station that I've been fine tuning for years, if you're really nice to me I'll give you the link. I also like psychobilly, punk, metal (been on a big metal kick lately), old jazz, old industrial (not EBM), 80's wave, deathrock, classical. MF Doom, Joy Division, The Pixies, Gang Starr, The Misfits, Gojira, Alien Sex Fiend, Tom Waits, Slayer, Deltron 3030, Lou Reed, Binary Star, The Stooges, Strapping Young Lad, Kool Keith...I'm a mess.

ALL THE FOOD. I do a lot of physical training so I stick to a healthy diet with occasional cheating. You would not believe how much I eat for someone as compact as I am, it might freak you out a little. I cook all the time so lucky for me I'm a damn good cook.
The six things I could never do without
There are no things that I could never do without, stuff is just stuff and there is not a single object I would shed a tear over losing. That being said if I threw things in a bag to leave quickly they would include:

1 - Trainer's tape (I'm like The Terminator with this shit.)
2 - A multitool
3 - My passport
4 - A few books
5- My laptop
6 - My cat (I would carry my cat. If things get dicey I'll drop anything but the cat. That cat has been there for me, man, you don't even know.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What a shame it is that the people who don't reply to my messages are missing out on so much concentrated awesome.

Petting cats and choking people.

Moving someplace warm.

Social injustice and ending the rule of the monied elite. Possibly by hunting them.

Travel. I would like to go to all of the places.

The possibility that the okcupid staff robot is insane or at the very least just phoning these suggestions in.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed reading since I have to teach a class to children on Saturday morning. Friday is the one night I'm not free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is nothing about me that's private. I will answer any question honestly regardless of whether I think you'll like the answer or not. You have been warned.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are weird and a good time.

You think I look like a good time.

You want to ask me a question.

You feel like it.

Note:
I reply to everyone even if the response is, "no, thank you," because my mama raised me right. I'm seeing someone right now so I'm not looking for romance but I would like to meet some interesting folks in the Ballard neck of the woods.

Ultra mega bonus if you are into martial arts. Covered in tattoos is nice also but not required. No flakes or normals please and thank you. If you think I might be too weird for you then I almost certainly am.