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42 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:53pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you really dig Abercrombie & Fitch I'm not your guy. If you greet all your friends with, "Go Hawks!" we will not mesh. If your favorite author is Ayn Rand I may accidentally spill two or three drinks in your lap.

For a pretty decent description of me listen to, "Goin' Out West," by Tom Waits. Or just listen to it because it's awesome.

I pet cats and choke people for a living. Not even joking. They are two separate jobs though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Things I enjoy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at my own jokes, often before I tell them, sometimes so hard that I'm unable to actually get the joke out. This might look strange to an observer as I sit there in howling tears for no apparent reason. That just makes it funnier. Oh god, I'll be ok in a minute. Hey, why are you leaving?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My knuckles say, "kind," and "true." I get a lot of compliments on my mutton chops but I have no idea why; it's just me being lazy about shaving. If you come upon me in the wild the first thing you may notice is that I'm sitting in a loud bar reading a book. Yes I can read with all the noise, why does everyone ask that?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
“We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them.”
― John Waters

All the books. Some movies. No shows. Subversive music. Unprocessed food.

Ok, one change with regard to shows: I am enamored of Mike Tyson Mysteries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, air, shelter, sleep and sunlight.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

Smashing plutocracy.

Places to travel. I want to fill up my passport.

Adorable internet cats.

Whether or not to shave.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I miss being able to 1-star people whose profiles I find distasteful.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
*not currently looking for romantic connections, thanks*

You are weird and low-maintenance and a good time.

You think I look like a good time.

You're a LMP who loves charity cases.

You are Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Mostly I'd like to find some activity partners in Ballard. Monday wing night at Kings? Why isn't everyone doing this?

I reply to everyone even if the response is, "no, thank you," because my mama raised me right.