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41 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:48pm
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Mostly harmless. Past the days of being a fiery punk but still smouldering nicely. I had some kind of eruption joke for this but I lost it.

I'm well described by the Tom Waits song, "Goin' Out West." That's also pretty much what it sounds like when I sing.

Sometimes my Brooklyn accent comes out when I drink. "Fuggetaboutit," has been known to happen.

Things I do:
-Pet cats and choke people for a living.

-Honor my word.

-Read constantly and follow John Waters' suggestion for making books cool again. Bonus points if you don't have to look up what that means.

-Ride a motorcycle. People seem to have strong feelings about this so I'm telling you now.

-Listen to loud music and sing along to it poorly.

-Laugh at my own jokes, often before I tell them, sometimes so hard that I'm unable to actually get the joke out. This might look strange to an observer as I sit there in howling tears for no apparent reason. That just makes it funnier. Oh god, I'll be ok in a minute.

-Refuse to take things seriously. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Petting cats.

Teaching Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

First aid.

Eating two pounds of cherries in a single sitting. That is not a euphemism for anything.

Reading in noisy bars.

Lying on the beach like a corpse at Golden Gardens when it's sunny out while wearing SPF bajillion sunblock and burning anyway.

Being physical, being witty, being genuine, being vulnerable, being in general.

Giving advice that nobody listens to including me but everyone agrees in hindsight is fantastic.

Avoiding the east side. I'm serious about this. You are not enough fun to get me to come to Bellevue. No.

Oh, and screwing up. I could win awards for that.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably the tattoos on my hands. Lately I've been getting comments on my chops, people have actually been stopping me on the street to compliment them which is something I find completely bizarre.

"Nice chops, man!"
"Thank you, I grew them myself!"

If you're into butts I have a really nice ass but you'll only notice that first if you're behind me.

A friend recently suggested that my most noticeable feature is, "a grin that you want to either hit or kiss." I get hit way more often than I get kissed which may explain why I'm on here.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
ALL OF THE BOOKS. I'm a voracious reader, mostly sci-fi and fantasy but I'll read anything you put in front of me. When it comes to nonfiction I like history, science and travel. My favorite author is Jack Vance.

SOME OF THE MOVIES. Fight Club, Ghandi, True Stories, The Ninth Gate (yes I know that the book was better, shut up), Matilda, Dead Man. Big fan of the comic book genre so most of those. Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Miyazaki.

FEW OF THE SHOWS. Maybe Archer and Metalocalypse, old Adult Swim stuff. I don't really watch TV. My response to pop culture references tends to be a blank look.

MUSIC ALL THE TIME. I mostly listen to underground hip hop and I have an amazing Pandora station that I've been fine tuning for years, if you're really nice to me I'll give you the link. I also like psychobilly, punk, metal (been on a big metal kick lately), old jazz, old industrial (not EBM), 80's wave, deathrock, classical. MF Doom, Joy Division, The Pixies, Gang Starr, The Misfits, Gojira, Alien Sex Fiend, Tom Waits, Slayer, Del, Lou Reed, Binary Star, The Stooges, Strapping Young Lad, Kool Keith...I'm a mess.

ALL THE FOOD. I do a lot of physical training so I stick to a healthy diet with occasional cheating. You would not believe how much I eat for someone as compact as I am, it might freak you out a little. I cook all the time so lucky for me I'm a damn good cook.
The six things I could never do without
There are no things that I could never do without, stuff is just stuff and there is not a single object I would shed a tear over losing. That being said if I threw things in a bag to leave quickly they would include:

1 - Trainer's tape (some days it's the only thing holding me together)
2 - A multitool
3 - My passport
4 - A few books
5- My laptop
6 - My cat (I would carry my cat. If things get dicey I'll drop anything but the cat. That cat has been there for me, man, you don't even know.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Proper ways to cause a maximum amount of discomfort without causing injury (you know, for work).

Smashing plutocracy.

Places to travel.

Adorable internet cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
In bed reading since I have to teach a class on Saturday morning. Friday is the one night I'm not free.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have the slightest idea what I'm looking for on here really.

Also your fascination with sportsball baffles me. I'm very leery of people who cheer for uniforms.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are weird and low-maintenance and a good time.

You think I look like a good time.

You want to.

You are Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Mostly I'd like to find some activity partners in Ballard, anything else is a bonus.

I reply to everyone even if the response is, "no, thank you," because my mama raised me right.