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Zae57

25 Citrus Heights, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My details

Last online
Today – 3:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've never had a problem approaching someone and drumming up a conversation in public, but I'm far too awkward online. Whoops.

Pro-beard, unconventional name, inked, pierced. Music encompasses more than my own existence. A smile that breaks down barriers, and a constant "give 'em hell kid" attitude.

Caring, compassionate, and more bark than bite.

Big on concerts, discussions about anything, good beer, and trying to make strangers smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working, living. Writing is a huge part of me, so I spend a fair amount writing.
I work at a retail store everyone is familiar with, as well as a pizza cafe since I get bored and like to work.

I also am a vape enthusiast. Which probably means to some of you that I'm some weather system creating turbo douchebag. If thats how you feel, I will thank you in advance for your judgement. If you wanna talk about vape laws or tech, or just curious; let me know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, spoiling my friends, deep insightful advice, doing anything to say I have the experience, telling you stories.

Well... throw me in your life and see what happens. I do tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
'Holy fuck can I touch your beard?!'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Ender's Game Zombie Survival Guide, Perks of being a Wallflower. I love Burroughs, Moore, sedaris, OS Card, brown. I will read anything once.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Wristcutters: A Love Story, American History X, Superbad, Will smith movies, The Dark Knight, I have a love for zombies, werewolves, vampires, fantasy/scifi so my movie tastes reflect that.

Music: I love everything, I listen to more alternative, rock and metal, but that's probably because I'm white and a male. Haha. Some of my favorite flavors are
Every Time I Die
Chuck Ragan
Polar Bear Club
Of Mice & Men
Childish gambino
Odd Future
Prof
Ces Cru
Koji
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Mac Lethal
Maylene and the sons of disaster
It Dies Today
Sky Eats Airplane
Fall Out Boy
Modest Mouse
Horrorpops
Blessthefall
The Chariot
Atreyu
Chiodos
As I Lay Dying
Pierce The Veil

Stuff like That.

Food? I MAKE food. I don't have any real "favorite"... But I prefer Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
family
Friends
Music
Rockstar energy drinks.
Beard enthusiasts/beard envy
Bacon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should actually do with the little free time I have.

Why some people act the way they do.
Why people do things so selfish to people so selfless.

But I spend the majority of my time wondering how I can make at least one person smile today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mischief
Mayhem
Tom foolery
Malarkey
Shenanigans
Skull duggery

Generally hanging out With my friends, catching a local show, a movie, going to a dive bar, enjoying a beer and watching crappy tv.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can make a purring noise that sounds identical to a cat's purr.

I'm fairly certain that in a passed life I was a werewolf.

I identify closely as an arcadic lucifarian. Please do yourself a favor and google it before sending me hate mail.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wanna chat.
Tell me you hate my tattoos and I'm a Satan worshipper because of the music I like.

Tell me you want to lay in the back of a pickup and look at the stars next to someone and learn each life story of the lights in the sky.

Tell me you're as rad as I am, and you need a partner in awesome.