Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've never had a problem approaching someone and drumming up a
conversation in public, but I'm far too awkward online.
Pro-beard, unconventional name, inked, pierced. Music encompasses
more than my own existence. A smile that breaks down barriers, and
a constant "give 'em hell kid" attitude.
Caring, compassionate, and more bark than bite.
Big on concerts, discussions about anything, good beer, and trying
to make strangers smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
working, living. Writing is a huge part of me, so I spend a fair
I work at a retail store everyone is familiar with, as well as a
pizza cafe since I get bored and like to work.
I also am a vape enthusiast. Which probably means to some of you
that I'm some weather system creating turbo douchebag. If thats how
you feel, I will thank you in advance for your judgement. If you
wanna talk about vape laws or tech, or just curious; let me know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Massages, spoiling my friends, deep insightful advice, doing
anything to say I have the experience, telling you stories.
Well... throw me in your life and see what happens. I do tricks.
The first things people usually notice about me
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'Holy fuck can I touch your beard?!'
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Game Zombie Survival Guide
Perks of being a
. I love Burroughs, Moore, sedaris, OS Card, brown. I
will read anything once.
, Wristcutters: A Love
, American History X
, Will smith
movies, The Dark Knight
, I have a
love for zombies, werewolves, vampires, fantasy/scifi so my movie
tastes reflect that.
Music: I love everything, I listen to more alternative, rock and
metal, but that's probably because I'm white and a male. Haha. Some
of my favorite flavors are
Every Time I Die
Polar Bear Club
Of Mice & Men
Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
Maylene and the sons of disaster
It Dies Today
Sky Eats Airplane
Fall Out Boy
As I Lay Dying
Pierce The Veil
Stuff like That.
Food? I MAKE food. I don't have any real "favorite"... But I prefer
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rockstar energy drinks.
Beard enthusiasts/beard envy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should actually do with the little free time I have.
Why some people act the way they do.
Why people do things so selfish to people so selfless.
But I spend the majority of my time wondering how I can make at
least one person smile today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Generally hanging out With my friends, catching a local show, a
movie, going to a dive bar, enjoying a beer and watching crappy tv.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can make a purring noise that sounds identical to a cat's
I'm fairly certain that in a passed life I was a werewolf.
I identify closely as an arcadic lucifarian. Please do yourself a
favor and google it before sending me hate mail.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you wanna chat.
Tell me you hate my tattoos and I'm a Satan worshipper because of
the music I like.
Tell me you want to lay in the back of a pickup and look at the
stars next to someone and learn each life story of the lights in
Tell me you're as rad as I am, and you need a partner in awesome.
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