The Greatest Story Ever Told:

My Name would be Zavien, but most people call me.. a lot of different things. lol

always down to meet new people, even the weird ones.

I wear what I want, I've got several tattoos and a few piercings for good measure.
I am who I am, I keep my style on the move, and I'm almost always undefinable.
My personality is one in 7 billion. literally.

Honestly, If I weren't me, and I met me, I would be pissed if I didnt get to know me.

I am a paradox.

working, living. Writing is a huge part of me, so I spend a fair amount writing.
I am a manager at a retail store everyone is familiar with.

Constantly adapting my zombie survival plan.

Deciding the phrase "I'm Really good at" sounds grammatically incorrect because it ends with a preposition, though the sentence isn't finished.

Well... throw me in your life and see what happens. I do tricks.

I enjoy myself, no matter the setting, and I never have to follow a trend or habit to be the center of attention.

Something I'm legitimately good with? giving people advice or comforting the mentally hurting.

Bigger dude.
Tattooed.
Bearded.
Awesome.

Ask anyone I know, its not my opinion, just what I'm told.

Books: Ender's Game Zombie Survival Guide, Perks of being a Wallflower. I love Burroughs, Moore, sedaris, OS Card, brown. I will read anything once.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Wristcutters: A Love Story, American History X, Superbad, Will smith movies, The Dark Knight, I have a love for zombies, werewolves, vampires, fantasy/scifi so my movie tastes reflect that.

Music: I love everything, I listen to more alternative, rock and metal, but that's probably because I'm white and a male. Haha. Some of my favorite flavors are (here goes the name drop)
Every Time I Die
Mac Lethal
Maylene and the sons of disaster
It Dies Today
Sky Eats Airplane
Fall Out Boy
Modest Mouse
Horrorpops
Blessthefall
The Chariot
Atreyu
Chiodos
As I Lay Dying
In Flames

Stuff like That.

Food? I MAKE food. I don't have any real "favorite"... But I prefer Italian.

family
Friends
Music
Rockstar energy drinks.
Creativity
Inside jokes.

why girls tend to duck face, pouty face AND peace sign, or point their face in a dramatic direction and look the opposite direction; how is that attractive?

Why some people act the way they do.

But I spend the majority of my time wondering how I can make at least one person smile today.

Mischief
Mayhem
Tom foolery
Malarkey
Shenanigans
Skull duggery

Generally hanging out With my friends, catching a local show, a movie, going to a dive bar, enjoying a beer and watching crappy tv.

I can make a purring noise that sounds identical to a cat's purr.

I'm fairly certain that in a passed life I was a werewolf.

I'm in love with my truck.

If you wanna chat.
Tell me you hate my tattoos and I'm a Satan worshipper because of the music I like.

If You think ugg boots are gross.
lesbians and bacon have a long lasting relationship. promise.