I don't have a type, but you should either enjoy an apathetic and sardonic outlook of the world, or have enough optimism and hopefulness for the both of us.
I'm probably a bad idea.
If I 'viewed you' then I'm interested but lack the optimism to write a message.
If I've messaged you then I was feeling uncharacteristically sanguine.
If you leave a message, I will reply.
I might have a more positive side.
This song is actually a decent TL;DR of me